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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 30 2006 10:00 AM

Coming Soon: Spray-On Condoms

Submitted by SteveIsaacs

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: Condoms, Safe Sex



No one loves condoms. They dull sensitivity, they smell funny, and it's never a graceful move to don one of the slimy little bastards before engaging in some serious sexytime. Still, it's even worse not to have one.

A German company is working on a prototype of a spray-on Latex condom. Just whip it out, spray it on, and wait.

...Wait through the agonizing seconds while your boner-slash-art-piece becomes fully chemically sheathed and ready for engagement.

Not much is known about the actual mechanics of the experience, as they are in a beta phase, but if you speak German and want to volunteer to help bring the future of condoms into the marketplace, this is your chance.

(via Gizmodo)

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Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:05 AM

Either my midichlorian count is higher than I thought or this is an old rumour. I first heard about this about 8 years ago

neverender

neverender

Pleasanton, CA
January 2003

NOV 30, 2006 10:11 AM

spray on and.....um....um....hopefully peel off?

duncanj100

duncanj100

United Kingdom
April 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:12 AM

hahaha if thats true thats class

AstralTraveller

AstralTraveller

United Kingdom
January 2003

NOV 30, 2006 10:16 AM

What are you talking about, condoms are amazing.

SnowgodCCR

SnowgodCCR

Derry, NH
November 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:32 AM

Yeah, I heard about these a long time ago as well. Maybe like...1998?

Skywisdom

Skywisdom

Portland, OR
December 2005

NOV 30, 2006 10:34 AM

What? No i made these up last year as a joke! This is bullshit!

Affy

Affy

Chicago, IL
March 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:43 AM

Im not having sex with anyone who thinks that is safe.

Pete

Pete

United Kingdom
July 2004

NOV 30, 2006 10:51 AM

They sound like fun! not sure how safe it'd be though, what if you missed a spot when spraying?

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

NOV 30, 2006 11:10 AM

I always just use latex house paint.

MschfMayhemSoap

MschfMayhemSoap

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

NOV 30, 2006 11:22 AM

I guess this means Saran Wrap is TRULY going out of style?

Dika

Dika

SUICIDEGIRL

Ohio, USA

NOV 30, 2006 11:27 AM

Mildly creepy? skull

Abia

Abia

Marinette, WI
May 2004

NOV 30, 2006 11:28 AM

Haha That sounds just out of control. I think I would have to agree with Affy.

Someguysteve

Someguysteve

USA
September 2005

NOV 30, 2006 11:31 AM

Even if it works I'm not sure I would trust myself to create
a. a safe even coating
b. not miss any spots
c. not get the damn stuff in my hair, which I imagine creates an awful mess

robby

robby

Milwaukee, WI
November 2006

NOV 30, 2006 11:36 AM

yeah.... i agree with affy, too. no bueno.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

NOV 30, 2006 11:44 AM

Affy said:
Im not having sex with anyone who thinks that is safe.



no kidding.

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