Look. I know you think it's trying to steal your girl, but you're not going to get anywhere threatening it with that bottle unless you break it first.

haha wow what happened to this poor guys hair...he looks like one shady motherfucker

"Baby I swear it's THIS big!!"

He looks like a zombie off Shaun of the Dead.

Yet another example of why you should never get your hair cut while you're on the sauce.

Side note: rocking Abe Lincoln-esque facial hair always makes you look like a total douche, unless you happen to be Abe Lincoln (in which case you'll look like a semi-douche).

I'm punk...I'm drunk... A rocker and a skater.

All while taking a break from the Amish farm.....

Yes, what everyone said above. I concur. Please make it stop.

Whenever someone has to try this hard to " be themselves " , I can't help but wonder if they are succeeding . That said , I think he needs a couple more belts to set the look off perfectly .

While he's at it, he should totally get rid of a couple of zippers. The whole "multiple-zippers-set-at-unusual-angles" thing is totally played out. Not to mention that it makes him look like a total douche.

Dude, what doesn't make this guy look like a douche?

"You think this is a fuckin' costume? This is a way of life!"