Sure, you knew that if you sent your boy off to the local Islamic school he may end up thinking women are put on earth to serve men, the Jews and the west are evil, and killing yourself while taking out a few infidels at the local pizza parlor is your ticket to 14 hot virgin chicks for eternity, but at least the chance of him being ass raped was less then if you sent him off to the local catholic school.

Or is it? The Telegraph reports on an acid attack on a boy who ‘refused sex with Muslim cleric’ .

It's getting harder and harder to find rape-free religious schooling these days. Such a shame.