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FRIDAY JULY 14 2006 4:00 PM

Who Knew Swimsuits Could Be "Wholesome" and Scary at the Same Time?

Submitted by boygirlpartay

Edited by ViquiV

Tags: Wholesome, Wear, swimsuits, apparel, swimwear, ridiculous

Ever wanted to turn heads at the beach? Ever wanted to look like a jackass and make your kids hate you for dressing them for summer? If so, check out Wholesome Wear's line of swim wear.

Fellow SG Editor Legionnaire sent this article to me about these "wholesome" swimsuits for "modest ladies."

Wholesome Wear's mission statement stresses the importance of "swimwear that highlights the face, rather than the body." The construction of the outfits intentionally "includes an undergarment with bright colors at the neck and shoulders to draw the eye to the face."

Somehow, it seems if eyes are drawn to the face of the wearer, it's only a spectator mentally recording the face of the lunatic who would wear something resembling a cropped snowsuit on a hot day at the beach.

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Comments

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

JUL 14, 2006 05:00 PM

This is why they call it a "farmer tan." Only crazy Amish people would put up with that shit.

xxxxxxx

Canada

September 2005

JUL 14, 2006 05:02 PM

BoxOfficePoison said:
Anyone else think this company is based out of Utah?

Actually, it appears to be in your backyard. Area code: 503

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA

December 2003

JUL 14, 2006 05:03 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:
This is why they call it a "farmer tan." Only crazy Amish people would put up with that shit.

How sad, then, that the Amish will never see these suits. Owing, you know, to that whole not gonna partake of modern technology like the internet thing.

TheFly

Eagle Springs, NC

November 2003

JUL 14, 2006 05:04 PM

Jordan said:
what the fuck, its hot out, like i'm gonna fuggun wear that shit to the beach

This touted by a young female who has already appeared nude on the internet

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA

July 2004

JUL 14, 2006 05:04 PM

Next stop: Beach Burkhas.

hey_fukko

Medford, OR

September 2003

JUL 14, 2006 05:04 PM

I'm buying several for my wife and daughters.

Psmith

Fountain Valley, CA

OLD SKOOL

JUL 14, 2006 05:06 PM

The girl in the all blue outfit, she looks like Ellen from Pete and Pete. Hot.