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THURSDAY JUNE 1 2006 7:00 PM

Finally, a project worthy of the mastermind behind Schindler's List. If, like me, you absolutely adored last December's Munich, and have Hook on DVD so you can entertain your friends at dinner parties with seemingly off-the-cuff references to Dustin Hoffman battling it out with Robin Williams, then you'll love the source material for what we hope will be director Steven Spielberg's next great blockbuster:

JERUSALEM (Reuters) - Israeli scientists said on Wednesday they had discovered a prehistoric ecosystem dating back millions of years.

The discovery was made in a cave near the central Israeli city of Ramle during rock drilling at a quarry. Scientists were called in and soon found eight previously unknown species of crustaceans and invertebrates similar to scorpions.

It's like Indiana Jewns and the Raiders of the Lost Ark!

Someone, please save me from these horrible puns.

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cmdrfire

United Kingdom

December 2005

JUN 01, 2006 07:13 PM

From my blog:

I for one welcome our new blind, invertebrate, lobster*-like overlords.

*I know its actually shrimp-like but I prefer lobsters. Such magnificent creatures

Jaklyn

Toronto, ON

January 2004

JUN 01, 2006 07:14 PM

i read this, it sounds awesome.

calami00

I'm lost

November 2005

JUN 01, 2006 07:22 PM

Crab people eh? Taste like crab, talk like people?

Morgan

SUICIDEGIRL

Illinois, USA

JUN 01, 2006 07:42 PM

I love the title of this thread more than words can say!

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI

July 2005

JUN 01, 2006 07:45 PM

israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.

bgrrrr

Portland, OR

November 2004

JUN 01, 2006 11:40 PM

DieWhiteGirls said:
israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.

israelis aint jews? then why the fuck couldn't I get a McRib sammich at McDonalds last time I was in Jew-rusalem?

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL

August 2005

JUN 01, 2006 11:43 PM

Morgan said:
I love the title of this thread more than words can say!

word...this might be one of my new favorites!!!

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL

August 2005

JUN 01, 2006 11:44 PM

bgrrrr said:

DieWhiteGirls said:
israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.

israelis aint jews? then why the fuck couldn't I get a McRib sammich at McDonalds last time I was in Jew-rusalem?

bahahahahahahahahaha

Quirky

Birmingham, AL

October 2005

JUN 01, 2006 11:56 PM

This thread is Jewriffic. Jewtacular! Jewcy!

Postmark_Jensen

Minneapolis, MN

January 2005

JUN 02, 2006 10:51 AM

RUFIO! RUFIO!

iretire

San Francisco, CA

December 2005

JUN 02, 2006 10:56 AM

the cats at the JCC (Jewish Community Center *my workplace*) are gonna LOVE THIS!
thing is i <3 it too.
most excellent.

...words.

SomethingStupid

North Hollywood, CA

March 2004

JUN 02, 2006 10:56 AM

DieWhiteGirls said:
israelis =/= jews.

the ignorance of people astounds me.

Oh, for God's sake.

Edit: To be honest, though, the Spielberg connection is tenuous at best, nonsensical at worst, which makes this article a rather confusing read.

[Edited on Jun 02, 2006 by TedKoppel]