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  • THURSDAY MAY 4 2006 2:00 PM

The End of Marmite as We Know It

Anyone who loves to spread yeast on toast will know what I mean when I say that it's the end of Marmite as we know it. Manufacturers of the spread have officially phased out the old fashioned 57g glass jar for a more modern, squeezable version.

Die-hard fans of the spreadable yeast-extract should take heart, though! There's still a chance to bid on the absolute last glass jar on ebay. At the time of this posting, there are little more than 20 hours left in the auction, proceeds from which will go to Action Medical Research, the U.K.'s self-proclaimed "most forward thinking charity."

The yeasty auction winner will receive "the last ever 57g jar of Marmite – with “RIP 57” in the Best Before box, and the first ever bottle of Marmite Squeeze Me ever produced, along with a certificate of authentication. They come in an exclusive presentation pack – complete with golden rope and a “Marmite” embroidered velvet cushion shaped like a blob of your favourite/most hated spread."

For those of you who are not well-acquainted with Britain's inimitably odd culinary traditions, Marmite is never to be confused with Australia's take on yeast spread: the infamous Vegemite, which found it's place in pop history when 80s band Men at Work sang about it in their hit tune, "Land Downunder."


Hat Tip: Adrants

 

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gothi

gothi

United Kingdom
December 2004

MAY 04, 2006 07:00 PM

Vegemite is browner and less goopy, marmite looks like this dude


It's been a while since I had vegemite but whilst it was similar to marmite it just wasn't as nice (perhaps aslightly weaker flavour?)

[Edited on May 05, 2006 by gothi]

Keith

Keith

Oklahoma City, OK
August 2002

MAY 04, 2006 07:05 PM

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..... "yeast extract"? surreal

FrankMask

FrankMask

Saint Paul, MN
June 2003

MAY 04, 2006 07:54 PM

Ojai said:







kill it, grill it, put it on a plate



tongue

[Edited on May 04, 2006 by Ojai]



If you can put it on a bun and it doesn't react explosively to cheese it's a burger.

Maude

Maude

I'm lost
July 2005

MAY 04, 2006 08:43 PM

Cattra said:
Mmmm its good on crisps... but not as indulgent as Bovril... mmmmm



Bovril sounds like some sort of medication involving cows....like Advil for cows...what is it and why does it have such a weird name?

Mineux

Mineux

HOPEFUL

Torrance, CA

MAY 04, 2006 10:19 PM

ChestnutMonkey said:
To someone who knows: what exactly is the difference between Marmite and Vegemite anyway? I always understood them to be the same thing. I remember my Australian mom (who loves Vegemite) getting ahold of some Marmite once (I guess it's easier to find in the US than Vegmite) and not really saying anything about it being different.

On a side note: I tried Vegemite ONCE when I was maybe 5 or 6, and thinking about it now I can't remember what it actually tastes like. I could describe it (salty, disgusting), but I can't imagine the actual taste like I can with most other foods. I wonder if it's my brain trying to block out a traumatic experience or something...



i cant remember what Vegemite tasted like either... but oh why do i love Bovril??! lol

calami00

calami00

I'm lost
November 2005

MAY 04, 2006 11:27 PM

FUCK, how can I be emo without my little jar of marmite?

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

MAY 04, 2006 11:36 PM

hmmmm I just saw an entire unopened flat of this shite at work...I'll start the bidding at let's say 100 dollars

Hunkpapa

Hunkpapa

United Kingdom
June 2004

MAY 05, 2006 11:56 AM

all you people clinging to the memory of your glass bottles are just yeast-luddites biggrin

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