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  • SATURDAY DECEMBER 3 2005 11:20 PM

Porn Again: Boobs for Bibles

Guns for toys. Can foods for tickets to see Foghat. Now an atheistic student group that attends University of Texas at San Antonio has decided to jump in on the "goods for exchange" bandwagon and will trade in bibles for porn. Hard core porn.

“We consider The Bible to be a very negative force in the history of the world,” student Ryan Walker said. He is part of a student group calling itself the "Atheist Agenda."

Club members were on campus asking students to exchange religious materials for pornographic magazines like Black Label and Playboy.

News 4 WOAI’s Demond Fernandez showed the Athiest Agenda's "Smut for Smut" fliers to Pastor Rick Hawkins of the Family Praise Center.

“In my opinion, there are no atheists. There are fools,” Hawkins said. “So, that would be foolish propaganda.”


This also has caused a ruckus among students as they share a section of the quad with the Campus Crusade for Cthulhu’s “Porn and Bibles in Exchange for Eternal Agony” table.

 

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aktrekker

aktrekker

Spokane, WA
December 2004

DEC 04, 2005 03:51 PM

Skutch said:
The post on their site also says they did it partly to gain religious material for their group to use as reference, which I think is pretty ingenious really. tongue



It would have been cheaper to buy bibles. whatever

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

DEC 04, 2005 04:28 PM

Frank said:
I think I'll set up a campus crusade for Cthulhu at the next student activities fair. Pitchers of blood. Black candles. Free Calamari for everyone.


ditto

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

DEC 04, 2005 05:03 PM

I wonder what they would give you for a Tijuana Bible?

lostarchitect

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY
January 2004

DEC 04, 2005 05:50 PM

i dunno. I paid a lot more for my bible than i do for porn. that doesn't sound like an even trade to me.

papercrooks

papercrooks

Salt Lake City, UT
November 2005

DEC 04, 2005 06:23 PM

DAMN my parents have a shitload of bibles at their house.. looks like i may take a small trip to texas...

Moonrabbit

Moonrabbit

Vancouver, BC
February 2005

DEC 05, 2005 03:39 PM

I never thought I'd call Ted Koppel and Jake Marley kindred in any way. But you both made my sentiments exactly.
Same with Quartz.
Christianity is a religion based on good. Lots of them are. The various texts have been twisted and added to over centuries by the zealots, saints driven by money, power and personal agendas.
It would be nieve to think that everyone in history who was given such titles really deserved or earned them.
As specialy when you look at the downright evil people nowandays who do horrible things in the name of god.
People blindly following some vague text they interpreted from a bible that's been translated eight ways from sunday or written by some guy like King James or Captain Mormon or whatever his name was.
No matter that their actions go against words that their god... And I dare say, my god... Said himself.
Examples: People still taking thie 'Go forth and reproduce' bit with a touch too much fervor when there's all ready to high of a population and plenty of homeless kids and orphans to go around.
Or Peter Popoff Practicaly Peddling snake oil
as an 'Anointing water' Which you recieve free when you buy some pamphlet of his which he doesn't go into. Just goes to stories of 'real people' and how their lives were changed by this anointing water which you recieve free when you buy some over priced dealy from Peter Popoff. How is that not evil?

My point is that denouncing a faith because it's a faith is pretty fucking hypacritical.
People want to be free to not believe in god, yet they don't want others to be free to to believe in it.

I have a pretty good sence of humor, but saying that ancient text which many believe to be holy, others call some of the finest stories ever written, and either way is many culture's mythology, is worth smut, is pretty harsh. How would you like a story you wrote traded for a 70's issue of playboy?

Holy_Mountain

Holy_Mountain

West Palm Beach, FL
February 2004

DEC 05, 2005 03:45 PM

This sounds like something you would joke about with your fellow non-religious friends, but to actually go through with it is pretty lame.

Desmodius

Desmodius

Antarctica
November 2004

DEC 05, 2005 06:41 PM

porn. porn. porn. porn.
porn. porn. porn. porn.
give me your bi-ble. ...
i'll give you some boo-bies...
porn. porn. porn. porn.
but seriously, i have to agree with ted on this one. do it because it's pointless or don't do it. you are not changing anyones ideas? you're just getting a bunch of porn hounds to steal their roomates bible to get some soft core porn.
can you imagine the conversation though?

zealot: hey, where's my bible?
roomate: (while flipping down the centerfold looks around page at zealot.) ninja's man...
Zealot: ninja's? (he looks at the floor sadly.)
roomate: yeah ninja's man...
zealot: (sighs) ninja's.... (zealot walks out to buy third bible today while roomate rubs hands and giggles evilly...)
biggrin

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

DEC 05, 2005 07:10 PM

Moonrabbit said:
<snip>
My point is that denouncing a faith because it's a faith is pretty fucking hypacritical.
People want to be free to not believe in god, yet they don't want others to be free to to believe in it.

I have a pretty good sence of humor, but saying that ancient text which many believe to be holy, others call some of the finest stories ever written, and either way is many culture's mythology, is worth smut, is pretty harsh. How would you like a story you wrote traded for a 70's issue of playboy?



Some points: one, there's nothing hypocritical about atheists denouncing faith. There may be another word you want there, but I'm not sure what it would be.
Two, if one is (as I am), convinced that faith is a fundamentally negative force, there's nothing even strange about denouncing faith for being faith.
Three: There are no doubt atheists who would like to deny other people the right to follow their own path, be it religious or secular. I am not one of them, nor are these people. Note that they are certainly not compelling anyone to make this trade. They are simply making it an option.
You may feel that my statements in two and three are contradictory. Not at all. I believe that faith, and especially organized religion, are fundamentally negative, as they are based on a falsehood. However, I ultimately believe that people have to be free to make their own decisions, however self-destructive they may turn out to be. I can only offer my input and hope they act upon it.
Four: Consider, from another perspective, this is quite the endorsement of the value of the Bible. Why, it's as good as porn!

skeptik

skeptik

New Orleans, LA
February 2004

DEC 05, 2005 07:47 PM

malkav11 said:
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Four: Consider, from another perspective, this is quite the endorsement of the value of the Bible. Why, it's as good as porn!


Not just "as good as porn," it IS porn!


(That's supposed to be Samson and Delilah, by the way)


linky - for those who speak German.


[Edited on Dec 07, 2005 by skeptik]

priapus

priapus

I'm lost
January 2004

DEC 06, 2005 01:59 PM

ApostropheNow said:
The mistake they're making here is revealing that this idea grew out of some kind of elaborate joke. This is tantamount to admission of a lack of conviction.

An embarrassment to serious athiests.



Huh?

Are irreverent atheists less credible than "serious atheists?"

Apparently they aren't embarrassed as easily.

I've got a little tear of pride for my alma mater...UTSA was always looked down on as a commuter college with no scene...they've attracted some attention with this, I caught Tucker Carlson (how serious can you take a grown man in a bow tie?) trying to bait the spokesman for the Atheist Agenda in a Crossfire shouting match last night, my boy kept his sense of humor while still making his point.

Vadennoi

Vadennoi

San Jose, CA
December 2005

DEC 06, 2005 07:55 PM

malkav11 said:


“In my opinion, there are no atheists. There are fools,” Hawkins said. “So, that would be foolish propaganda.”



....WTF. To say that atheism is nonexistent is...uh...pretty foolish.



What he means is Everyone believes in SOMETHING, Be it Jesus, Gaia, The Force, Uni-mind, Life After Death, Aliens, UFOs, String Theory, etc. Basically all the unproven stuff people can only guess at whether it be Scientific Theories or Theology. Under this guise, I do believe in something, by my money is on Aliens and the Universe, Infinite, (:

TedKoppelThe Bible is the inspiration for a great many of the significant pieces of art in history, be it books, music or especially painting and sculpture.



If The Bible, Religion didn't exist, there would have been something to inspire the great works, but it just would have been about something else. Instead of the Sisteen (sp?) Chapel we would have have "The Building of Man" or something. Look at the great artwork of the Greeks and Romans: they did great things without one god. Look at the Eygyptians, the Chinese. Great works driven by something else.

Today, culture and looking at ourselves drives artwork. Maybe you don't consider it on Par with Religiously driven works, but time will tell. Theism is a strong influence and brings about strong artwork. But It's not going to be one religion that happens to be in the sweet spot. Society is the soil from which great things spring forth, the environment only shapes the form it takes.

Bleh!

OctoberSeven

OctoberSeven

Downers Grove, IL
December 2002

DEC 06, 2005 11:52 PM

Vadennoi said:

TedKoppelThe Bible is the inspiration for a great many of the significant pieces of art in history, be it books, music or especially painting and sculpture.



If The Bible, Religion didn't exist, there would have been something to inspire the great works, but it just would have been about something else.



The point is moot. It doesn't matter that something else would have inspired such works, the fact is that religion did. Is, say, the Wright Brothers achievement any less because if they didn't do it someone else would have?

JJ_R0x0rz

JJ_R0x0rz

I'm lost
October 2003

DEC 07, 2005 12:31 AM

hmm intresting concept. Although I actually enjoy reading the bible. Not a very religious person, but when one reads the bible with the mentality of it being a story book, it gets to be entertaining i guess.

ApostropheNow

ApostropheNow

Skull Valley, AZ
April 2004

DEC 07, 2005 08:28 AM

priapus said:
Huh?

Are irreverent atheists less credible than "serious atheists?"

Apparently they aren't embarrassed as easily.




No, I'm saying cretinous college assholes are less credible than "serious atheists".

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