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Stan Lee Found To Have Salty Pirate Mouth

Submitted by Telltale

Edited by MisterSatan

So, Stan Lee is of course going to be having an up-coming cameo for the new Marvel movie, X3. What's surprising (and hilarious) is what the comic book guru is going to be saying in it:

In X3, Lee said, "It's not one of my biggest roles, I'm a little embarrassed to say. I'm a guy in the suburbs watering the lawn with a hose, and the water, as you can imagine, is coming out of the hose and going down on the lawn. Then one that has power to move things mentally"—Jean Grey, played by Famke Janssen—"she's driving, and she gestures at my house, and all of sudden the water goes up instead of down. And remember Sunset Boulevard, where Gloria Swanson says, 'I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille'? Well, it's supposed to be a big closeup of my face. And I say, 'What the f--k?'



There's actual worry that this will affect the rating for the movie, which I think would be pretty hilarious myself.

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FunkySkunk

FunkySkunk

Gainesville, FL
July 2004

NOV 14, 2005 01:06 PM

Broke... or made better?

DireChocobo

DireChocobo

Fairburn, GA
July 2004

NOV 14, 2005 01:39 PM

Stan Lee could kick me in the nuts and call my mother a smelly pirate hooker, and I'd still think he was awesome. It's gonna be a sad, sad day when he passes away.

DouglasFir

DouglasFir

United Kingdom
November 2003

NOV 14, 2005 02:26 PM

'Nuff said!

alpha_hazard

alpha_hazard

Fort Collins, CO
April 2004

NOV 14, 2005 02:36 PM

AAAH! They just ruined the movie for everybody by exposing the central story arc!

Oh...everyone already knew? Go about your business. wink

Modvayne

Modvayne

Sidney, OH
March 2005

NOV 14, 2005 02:39 PM

Stan Lee is a God in the comic industry. I look forward to seeing him, if even for a moment, in any movie based on a Marvel comic.

The_Reverend

The_Reverend

United Kingdom
September 2004

NOV 14, 2005 02:40 PM

Excelsior!

Drewsie

Drewsie

I'm lost
June 2004

NOV 14, 2005 03:00 PM

Just what I'd expect from the Your Muthafuckin' Man at Mighty Marvel! Excelsior, bitches!

Mineux

Mineux

HOPEFUL

Torrance, CA

NOV 14, 2005 05:22 PM

alpha_hazard said:
AAAH! They just ruined the movie for everybody by exposing the central story arc!

Oh...everyone already knew? Go about your business. wink



giggles, totally, at least i know when i shouldnt blink! Wait... that destroys the "is she or isnt she dead" thing from the end of X2 :/ (even though my comic saavy friends said she comes back)

malkav11

malkav11

Saint Paul, MN
July 2003

NOV 14, 2005 07:05 PM

Ah yes, the mighty evil of the Dark Phoenix: reversing garden hoses.

CaptainOblivious

captainoblivious

Austin, TX
August 2005

NOV 14, 2005 11:46 PM

Don't they spot you one "fuck" in a PG-13 movie? I don't think you could spend it better.

Quirky

Quirky

Birmingham, AL
October 2005

NOV 14, 2005 11:55 PM

CaptainOblivious said:
Don't they spot you one "fuck" in a PG-13 movie? I don't think you could spend it better.


Die Hard with a Vengeance was pg 13
and there was more fuck in that film than in clerks.

Autrix

Autrix

San Francisco, CA
January 2004

NOV 15, 2005 12:40 AM

I love you, Stan Lee.

wottan

wottan

Vancouver, BC
July 2004

NOV 15, 2005 03:49 AM

So the next Xmen movie has them driving around the suburbs tormenting random people?

[Edited on Nov 15, 2005 by wottan]

Tokage

Tokage

United Kingdom
November 2005

NOV 15, 2005 04:57 AM

wottan said:
So the next Xmen movie has them driving around the suburbs tormenting random people?

[Edited on Nov 15, 2005 by wottan]



You mean you wouldn't do that if you had super powers? It be *way* more fun than saving stuff tongue

xfinitex

xfinitex

East Lansing, MI
August 2005

NOV 15, 2005 05:51 AM

Ha awesome.

On a somewhat different topic, I was watching a thing about Land of the Dead the other day, and is it just me or does George Romero look like a dirtier, scragglier Stan Lee?

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