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  • TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 20 2005 7:38 AM

Catholic Priesthood - You won't believe it till you see it!

The Catholic Priesthood, in an effort to recruit more men for the priesthood, has decided that one way to do so is to look like they're "cool".





erm... is the only word that comes to my mind.


"Just as Keanu Reeves fought against the powers of evil, a priest comes to help people fight against sin. There is a battle out there," explained Father Jonathan Meyer.



Fr. Meyer goes on to explain the (lame) caption placed on the poster:


...it speaks of a faith that meets people exactly where they are in their lives. The poster itself says, in a parody of the words which any watcher of videos knows by heart, "This faith has not been modified from its original version. Yet, it is formatted to fit your life."



puke Sorry, that didn't get on your shoes, did it?

 

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SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

SEP 20, 2005 07:49 PM

FallFromGrace said:
Too funny. They could at least be up with the times, that movie is what? 7 years old?



that's what I was thinkin the entire time.

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

SEP 20, 2005 07:55 PM

Sid said:

FallFromGrace said:
Too funny. They could at least be up with the times, that movie is what? 7 years old?



that's what I was thinkin the entire time.



Given the glacial speed at which the Catholic Church "modernizes", I say it's impressive that their poster wasn't a knockoff of Spartacus.

Of course, a young priest dressed as an oiled up gladiator might send a confusing message to the would-be converted.

Trills

Trills

United Kingdom
December 2004

SEP 20, 2005 07:56 PM

What's the super power?

PurpleMongoose

PurpleMongoose

Savannah, GA
March 2005

SEP 20, 2005 08:00 PM

now they can dodge accusations like neo dodged bullets.

Sid

Sid

SUICIDEGIRL

Colorado, USA

SEP 20, 2005 08:07 PM

PurpleMongoose said:
now they can dodge accusations like neo dodged bullets.



and little boys won't understand why, but they will think it's fuckin cool! tongue

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

SEP 20, 2005 08:21 PM

Gabriel Byrne makes a MUCH hotter priest... love



I have the worst borderline priest fetish ever. Yummy...

cagnazzo

cagnazzo

Buffalo, NY
May 2003

SEP 20, 2005 09:32 PM

Soldatka said:
A friend of mine used to teach at a seminary in Lithuania. Boy, were there some hot priestlets there! love All their lessons were marked in Latin, so he got to write "sex" on their books on a regular basis. biggrin



He probablly told you this one already, but...

The euphemism in the old, Latin theology textbooks for sexual morality used to be "the Sixth and Ninth [Commandments]," which in Latin becomes...

De Sexto et de Nono.

[Edited on Sep 20, 2005 by cagnazzo]

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

SEP 20, 2005 09:55 PM

It's important to ask yourself if the poster you've created as part of your advertising campaign would be accepted as a submission for Photoshop Phriday.

I love this article. I love it so much I'm going to save myself the trouble of fisking it and just boldface the best parts.

The concept was really brought to life, however, in a meeting with the archdiocese's Youth Council. During the meeting, the concept of Father Meyer dressing up as Neo, Reeves' character in "The Matrix," was jokingly suggested by one of the students.

"It was one of those things where everyone laughs and then you move on to the next topic. Only after the meeting, I came back to this one,"
Father Meyer explained.

He then called Missy Scarlet, a friend and a graphic designer, who asked him to do a photo shoot. Within a week they had a working model of the poster.

After a few initial edits, the poster was given a trial run at Our Lady of the Greenwood, in Greenwood, where Father Meyer also serves as associate pastor.

Father Meyer said it got a huge response. "They were going like hotcakes. Young kids wanted them to hang in their bedrooms, high school students wanted them to hang in their lockers," he said. "That is invaluable. If we can get kids to hang a picture of a priest in their room, we've done something huge for vocations."

The response, though, seems to make sense to him. It appeals to people at a level that everyone appears to share. "People love heroes. The poster personifies the priest as a hero," he said.

And it speaks of a faith that meets people exactly where they are in their lives. The poster itself says, in a parody of the words which any watcher of videos knows by heart, "This faith has not been modified from its original version. Yet, it is formatted to fit your life."

Distribution for the poster has been widespread. Father Meyer said that since distribution began in November, 1,800 posters have been distributed around the Indianapolis Archdiocese. An order of 100 was recently sent to California and 300 more were shipped to the Diocese of Madison, Wis.

Father Donald Calloway, a member of the Congregation of Marians of the Immaculate Conception, presents the poster as a part of the talk he gives nationwide called "No Turning Back."

And the poster was featured at a recent Indianapolis archdiocesan high school rally. At the rally, 500 posters were distributed during a "big tae kwon do number" performed to music from the movie, Father Meyer noted.



Like, if you wanted to write a screenplay that captures the world and the mindview of Christian kitsch, this would be the place to start.

[Edited on Sep 20, 2005 by Jeff_Fries]

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

SEP 20, 2005 11:24 PM

MisterSatan said:
That picture is just SCREAMING to be photoshopped.

Guess I know what I'm doing today at work. biggrin



Photoshop his right hand over the back of a boy's head.

hellkitten

hellkitten

Mission, BC
November 2002

SEP 23, 2005 12:30 AM

Sorcha said:
Gabriel Byrne makes a MUCH hotter priest... love



Amen to THAT, girl! wink

gauss

gauss

I'm lost
September 2005

SEP 23, 2005 12:41 AM

word on the street is it's cool 2 B catholic!

emperorreagan

emperorreagan

Baltimore, MD
January 2004

SEP 23, 2005 12:44 AM

Speaking of Gabriel Byrne, I'd become a priest if I could still maintain my love of silence AND get to fool around with Patricia Arquette at some future date. She's my number 1 favorite forever.

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