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Hung Like a Horse, Dead as a Doornail

Submitted by ElizaGirl

Edited by dem_z

A Seattle man has died, and the cause of death has been ruled 'Death By Sex with a Horse'.

When a car dropped the man off for treatment, a camera picked up the license plate of the driver's car, which led police to find a farm, operating in Enumclaw, apparently known as a place people could go to have sex with livestock.

"A significant number of people, we believe, have likely visited this farm," said [sheriff's Sgt. John ] Urquhart."


The horse sustained no noted injury, and bestiality is not against the law in Washington State. However, authorities did express concern that animal cruelty could be a factor in the case.

"[...]because investigators found chickens, goats and sheep on the property, they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said."


I am at a loss fo a witty comment, so will just say "Euuuuuuggggh".

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MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 18, 2005 12:42 PM

illbillzillbub said:
i saw a photo in a magazine of a guy who was killed whilst fucking a chicken.
a giant rock fell on him.


And I'd push it on him again, too. Chickenfucker.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

JUL 18, 2005 12:49 PM

And the world is freed of one less asshole.

If it's legal I should start up a bestiality farm in the States. Then I'll 'accidentally' cut the people that visit and throw them in a locked barn with hundreds of chickens who will peck them to death, or maybe in a pool full of sharks.

Nature FIGHTS BACK.

Anissa

Anissa

Detroit, MI
March 2004

JUL 18, 2005 12:52 PM

So what did he die of exactly? Did the horse have ebola or something? A lethal strain of horse mono?

Anissa

Anissa

Detroit, MI
March 2004

JUL 18, 2005 12:54 PM

dem_z said:
don't have sex with horses.

It's pretty obvious that anyone who dies after shagging a horse is going to have died from some kind of crushing injury, or some kind of internal trauma. eeek eeek puke skull



Ahh yes! Thanks for the link. That is some god awful information.

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daveglss79828

daveglss79828

Miami, FL
January 2004

JUL 18, 2005 01:03 PM

puke skull puke

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

JUL 18, 2005 01:03 PM

karaokejihad said:
they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said."

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What about that sentence made you smile, exactly?

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

JUL 18, 2005 01:35 PM

Gwendolyn said:

karaokejihad said:
they are looking into whether animal cruelty — which is a crime — was committed by having sex with these smaller, weaker animals, he said."

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What about that sentence made you smile, exactly?


Probably the same thing that made him dissect the pets in the neighborhood when he was growing up.

Nixon

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

JUL 18, 2005 01:57 PM

Lemonkid said:
And the world is freed of one less asshole.

If it's legal I should start up a bestiality farm in the States. Then I'll 'accidentally' cut the people that visit and throw them in a locked barn with hundreds of chickens who will peck them to death, or maybe in a pool full of sharks.

Nature FIGHTS BACK.




You know, i've gotta say. Sure, the chickenfuckers should be pecked to death. But most of the films I've seen where the animal was the giver rather than the reciever, it didn't look a bit like cruelty.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 18, 2005 02:34 PM

I thought this was going to be about a priapism. I have been disappointed. biggrin

SexyBeast

SexyBeast

Covington, LA
July 2004

JUL 18, 2005 03:03 PM

Random Thought:

This makes me think of gay marriage and how a lot of people say, gay marriage will lead to beastiality, or something like that.

I think they should first make beastiality illegal everywhere, then test their theory about gay marriage.

[Edited on Jul 18, 2005 by SexyBeast]

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

AUG 11, 2005 08:07 PM

Update:

A friend of mine showed me what reportedly was a video clip of the actual act. It was about as horrifying as you'd expect- that horse did NOT hold back.

Just in case people were wondering.

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Argene

Argene

Pittsburgh, PA
June 2004

AUG 13, 2005 09:28 PM

Cash said:
I thought this was going to be about a priapism. I have been disappointed. biggrin


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FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

AUG 13, 2005 09:38 PM

MisterSatan said:
Update:

A friend of mine showed me what reportedly was a video clip of the actual act. It was about as horrifying as you'd expect- that horse did NOT hold back.

Just in case people were wondering.

biggrin



"A friend"?

Riiiiiight...

Kris7

Kris7

Bridgewater, MA
July 2003

AUG 13, 2005 09:43 PM




"No sir.....I didn't like it."

swingkitten

swingkitten

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

AUG 13, 2005 10:13 PM

Kris7 said:



"No sir.....I didn't like it."



Well played!

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