Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Juggling
by Brad Warner A guy named Brian who posts on my blog (hardcorezen.blogspot.com) asked: Most people interpret this story as saying that the master imagined...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Secure Your Mask Before Helping Others
by Brad Warner A few people have responded to my blog by comparing me to this or that teacher and saying those guys are much better because they encourage...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Uninvited To The Buddhist Party
by Brad Warner About a week ago I saw a posting on Facebook regarding a big Buddhist gathering in upstate New York. The post read as follows, “Next week,...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: The End of the World As We Know It
by Brad Warner My friend John Graves sent me a photo of a billboard that's been appearing all over Los Angeles. The one he took a picture of was right...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: How To Make A Zen Monster
by Brad Warner Zen Master Genpo Roshi has announced that he is disrobing. To “disrobe” as a Buddhist monk means that you formally quit the Buddhist...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: I Resent My High School
by Brad Warner I’ve been included in a Facebook group made up of people who are trying to plan my high school class’s reunion. I’ve never gone to...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Meditation, Depression and the Sense of Self
by Brad Warner I received two closely related questions via email this week, and I’d like to share my answers. I’ve rewritten these, so they’re not...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Jesus is the Reason for the Season?
by Brad Warner Only a few more days before the annual War On Christmas ends! So get your shots in quick! Ever since returning to the United States after...
Brad Warner’s Hardcore Zen: Living Simply
by Brad Warner I first got interested in spiritual practice when I was a teenager and my parents sat me down and told me about the horrible disease that...
Hardcore Zen: Desire
Hardcore Zen: Desire by Brad Warner I just read a horrendous news story about the Petit family in Connecticut who were murdered by a group of assholes.
Hardcore Zen: Sex At Dawn
by Brad Warner Everybody’s talking about this new book on sex. According to Dan Savage it’s “the single most important book on human sexuality since...
Hardcore Zen: Sexual Preferences? Sexual Schmeferences!
by Brad Warner Hello SuicideGirls! It’s been a while! But I’m back. As some of you may recall, I used to do a regular “Hardcore Zen” blog here at...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Hug Is The Drug
I went and got hugged by Amma, Indias world-famous hugging saint, when she was in Los Angeles last month. She shoved my head into her fluffy right boob...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Who Would Buddha Fuck?
The answer to the question "who would Buddha fuck?" is that he wouldnt. He left his wife to pursue the deeper Truth of the Universe. Later on...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Sa+0ri pr0n
As you read this I will be winding up the first part of an extensive international tour to promote my latest book Zen Wrapped in Karma Dipped in Chocolate.
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Is Meditation Dangerous?
A guy I know wrote me the following question: Zazen is the type of meditation I teach. I use the word meditation here a bit loosely since zazen differs...
Brad Warners Hardcore Zen: Women, Evolution and Buddhism
I was very pleasantly surprised to see R. Elisabeth Cornwells articles The Evolution of Religion and Why Women Are Bound to Religion: An Evolutionary...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Why Can't We Accept Good Spiritual Advice Unless It Comes From Superman?
My new book, Zen Wrapped in Karma Dipped in Chocolate is out now. The nice folks at Borders put an excerpt from the book on-line and you can read it by...
Patrick McGoohan RIP: The Prisoner Finally Escapes
Patrick McGoohan is dead. Im sad and you should be too. McGoohan was best known as the writer, creator, executive producer and star of the TV series The...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Buddhism is Not Spirituality
Looking over some of the comments to my last piece for Suicide Girls, I think I figured out the root of a lot of the confusion Ive created here. When...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: You Celibate, I'll Buy a Bit!
On November 28th, His Holiness the Dalai Lama* made news by saying celibacy is good. Mustve been a slow news day. What he actually said -- in English...
Sci Fi World Loses Three of its Greats
This week the world of science fiction lost three of its greats. On December 4th Forrest J. Ackerman, founder and first publisher of the magazine Famous...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Faith No More
In his recent Suicide Girls column Richard Patrick talked about religious authority. He said, Many years ago, peasants were stealing from each other and...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Good Vs. Evil
This will be my last Suicide Girls posting before Americans will make their choice between shining, purest good and foulest, most vile evil. Will we choose...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: The Enlightened Beings Club
Back in March I wrote an article for this website in which I criticized one of the many scams out there masquerading as Buddhist practice. Last week my...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Attached to Non-Attachment
I got an e-mail recently and it said: I get a lot of variations on this question of how to cultivate non-attachment. But Im not really sure why.
Life Is Ugly So Why Not Kill Yourself*
Often in my writing for SuicideGirls Ive talked about girls, but I havent talked a lot about suicide. Last week a friend of mine attempted it, unsuccessfully,...
I Am So Over This Buddhism Shit
So Im sitting cross-legged in the meditation hall at the San Francisco Zen Center a couple days ago. Incense wafts through the air, bells are rung, ancient...
MISUSING SEX (Part a Million)
Heres an e-mail I got recently: Elizabeth, Ive received a lot of e-mails along these lines. But as for my writing giving people new to Zen the idea...
Don't Waste Your Life, OK?
I just spent two weeks in a meditation center up in the mountains. Everywhere you went there were wooden boards that said: Listen up! Great is the matter...
Where Can I Study Zen, Huh?
Id like to offer something to help you But in the Zen school we don't have a single thing. - Zen Master Ikkyu (1394 1481) Ikkyu is one of my favorite...
Queers! Don't Misuse Sex!
One of the biggest hurdles for anyone of non-standard sexual orientation interested in Buddhist practice is the Buddhist precept of not misusing sexuality.
Edgeplay With God
I met a stripper with a Three Stooges tattoo the other night at a bar called Tigress. She bitch slapped one of my companions hard while she gave her a ferocious...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Santa Claus Died for Your Sins
Merry Christmas Eve from your local Buddhist columnist! Im down in Knoxville, Tennessee with my sister and her family. This week I appeared on my niece,...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Hand Me a Frickin' Pillow, Dammit!
Did I tell you I got a MySpace page? Well I do. I resisted it for a long time. But its actually kind of fun. Anyway, heres a question I got from one...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: How the Death of My Grandma Turned Me Into a Total Asshole
A buncha stuff has happened since I wrote my last Suicide Girls article two weeks ago. When I wrote that piece I was in Ohio, which is where I was born...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Zen is Not Punk, Punk is Not Zen
Just over seven years ago I started writing about Buddhism on a website I called Sit Down and Shut Up. Id been writing since high school and studying...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Right Livelihood and Being a Suicide Girl
Over the time Ive been writing here on this page a few of the women who pose naked for your pleasure on Suicide Girls have written me asking my opinion...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: I'm Not Like Everybody Else (sorry)
Some idea of perfection, or some perfect way which is set up by someone else is not the true way for us. Each one of us must make his or her own true way,...
Brad Warner's Hardcore Zen: Myanmar? Didn't Even KNOW Her!
Im writing you this missive from a wooden bench in Tokyos Yoyogi Park. Today theyre running both a big Indian festival and a big vegetarian festival...



