(image) It seems Ashley Olsen has signed on to play a "sexually promiscuous" girl in a film adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis' novel The Informers:...

(image) I asked myself that rhetorical question recently, after watching Randy defy the odds for the 47th time by defeating the heavily favored, 16 years...

(image) The first concert I ever attended was Motley Crue at the Orange County Fairgrounds in upstate New York. They were playing with Tesla, and even at...

(image) Still, the smoking ban in bars and restaurants is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. And I've heard of Ashton Kutcher.

(image) I don't care for football, and am even less of a dog-fighting aficionado, so I didn’t pay a ton of attention to the Michael Vick situation.

(image) Actor, funny man, and general broken-nose superhero Owen Wilson was discovered by his brother, Luke, after he had apparently cut both of his wrists...

(image) Rumors of Fidel Castro's death have been causing quite a stir today, both on the Internet and in Miami. Why am I writing about this, you ask?

A few days ago reports surfaced that Bill Murray had been arrested in Sweden for drunk-driving a golf cart. I say, that's EXACTLY the kind of shit...

I know you’re just coming off a flight, but man Scott Baio, you are REALLY looking tired. I do appreciate the splash of color in the form of the red bandana,...

(image) No disrespect intended to the man who started it all. I'm just saying it appears that he, much like you and I, is human after all... Someone...

(image) The Segway... It's like they secretly built a machine to let us laugh at the rich and idle. "Sure... it's going to revolutionize...

(image) I don't like Star Jones... And I don't mean, I don't like her like I don't like Dane Cook or racism or bell peppers or something...

(image) You might want to sit down for this one. Various sources have been breaking the story in bits and pieces, and it is almost too much for me to process...

(image) Or, Stop Remaking Movies, Part - What The Fuck Already. I know, it's pointless to continue to gripe about unnecessary movie remakes. And yet,...

(image) And you thought Jimmy Fallon was terrible? Hot on the heels of the news that Fallon will take over the great Conan O'Brien's late night...

(image) There are some actors out there who’d frown at the idea of doing commercials and endorsing products. Specifically, things that would cheapen or...

(image) I am writing this story quickly because I want to go to the beach. Which beach, you ask? A secret beach where absolutely no celebrities are allowed.

(image) A recent article from US Weekly details some guy’s tale of having hooked up with a drunken Britney Spears. He lays out all the salacious details...

(image) I think Brett Ratner should kill himself. And I almost don't see another side to the argument. Seriously. I’m waiting to hear why this would...

(image) It’s always a mistake to assume because you’re the best at one specific thing, that you can then pick another thing at random and also be great.

(image) So I know I usually like to post about evil celebretards (or 'trons, or 'sters, depending) and the media outlets who fellate them as part...

(image) Sure, those Old Spice ads are pretty goddamn spectacular (even if that stuff probably smells like Deadite). And I know he's on a new series...

(image) The least intimidating knight in the history of the realm, Sir Elton John, recently said that he thinks the Internet should be shut down. In a related...

(image) If you're like me, and I know you are, then I know that you luv taking quizzes on People.com... Cause, I do too, that's how I knew...

(image) In an attempt to gain publicity for his new book The Fighter, Canadian author Craig Davidson fought American man-o-letters Jonathan Ames in a boxing...

(image) Way back in April of 2006, I posted about Steven Spielberg's hypocrisy in acting as artistic adviser to the 2008 Beijing Olympics. Of course,...

(image) By now we've learned that many celebrities (or celebretards, as I like to call them) don't exactly demonstrate the sharpest judgment skills.

(image) I'm going to be a very rich man. You see, I've discovered a secret formula for making everything in your life seem better. The book you're...

(image) I'm not usually a fan of entertainment where the subtext is, "Hey, here are a bunch of things you can't do... In fact, you'll...

(image) What happens when an incorrigibly obnoxious, washed-up comedian mercilessly taunts a significantly heavier washed-up comedian over the death of...

I don't like Star Jones. And I don't mean, I don't like her like I don't like Dane Cook or racism or bell peppers or something equally...

(image) We have a deal with Bon Jovi... And because of that deal I'm not sure Jon Bon Jovi gets to complain about anything... He was huge in the '80s,...

(image) There was once a time, on this great rock we call Earth, where men settled their differences like men... by battling in giant, rolling, metal cages...

(image) And I’ll show you the shovel. A pretty easy concept to wrap your head around. I’m ignoring “fish in a barrel” types like Rosie O’Donnell, Jay...

(image) I like magic. The close-up kind, Vegas-style overblown illusions, even the "street" variety... In fact, I have a magician buddy who I...

(image) So I recently noticed that there are some "shocking" photos all over the net of well documented firecrotch Lindsay Lohan and some vaguely...

Those of us who love stories have, since the dawn of time, been awaiting the "world's most incredible story." I don't think it's...

(image) Is this a story anyone cares about? Whoa, calm down, buddy. It's not that important. No decision made by anyone in this situation will ever...

(image) Then my balls hits the floor with a metallic clank, rolled under a nearby bookshelf, and exploded like two fucking hand grenades. I’m totally serious.

(image) It seems Brad Pitt is remaking the Steve McQueen classic, Bullitt. I like Brad Pitt. Even though it makes my job that much harder, I have to admit,...