What would it be like to live in a world with no TV or movies? How would boring people escape pre-sex conversation? How would dysfunctional families avoid...

(image) Last night in Los Angeles, After Dark Films and all its scantily clad, fright-fest loving elite took over club Basque off the corner of Hollywood...

(image) Or, maybe Fabio mopped the floor with Clooney. That's the best part. We have no idea who won! What happened? Is Fabio dead? Is Clooney...

(image) All Hallows Eve has come and gone and that means it is finally -- yes finally -- time to crown this year's Queen of Scream. As you all know,...

(image) That's what you need to ask yourself, if, like Sylvestor Stallone, you've announced plans to star in a remake of a Bronson film. This...

(image) A&E has suspended production on "Dog the Bounty Hunter" issuing the statement: Imus? You wish, Dog. Imus is just an old man who...

(image) SuicideGirls Visits Set of Repo!: The Genetic Opera Part II by Ryan Stewart Continued from Part 1... The press day was pretty standard, with the...

(image) Harvey Keitel’s due for a revival. Keitel’s started off strong, starring in Martin Scorcese’s feature debut Mean Streets, where his quiet turn...

(image) SuicideGirls Visits Set of Repo!: The Genetic Opera Part 1 by Ryan Stewart When Lionsgate Films invited me to visit the Toronto set of their new...

(image) The Miss Horrorfest contest announced the finalists yesterday afternoon and our very own Nixon Suicide is one of the final 4! Nixon's competition...

(image) I know there seems to be no reason for me to be mad at Reese Witherspoon. Election and she had the good grace to give a tearful thanks to June Carter...

(image) I know FTR linked the earlier, un-cut version as part of a larger Burma piece, but today the official Rambo trailer debuted online. I'm not...

(image) We're still stuck in a vicious war, possibly on the brink of another one, and California is burned nearly to the ground. However, right now,...

(image) I'm really asking. And I'd love nothing more than for you to reply with a detailed list of reasons that shows me exactly what I've...

(image) Attention freaks and geeks, Halloween is just around the corner which means it's officially the season to indulge your inner (or outer) wickedness.

(image) This week I'm taking a break from writing about people who are already famous to focus on someone who isn't famous yet, but possibly should...

(image) If watching "Top Chef" has taught me anything (it hasn't but bear with me), it's that recipes are important. The act of putting...

(image) It really is. Much, much better (that goes double if your favorite show is "Ugly Betty".) *SPOILERS BELOW* Unfortunately, it's almost...

(image) I like vampires. A lot. I'll watch anything with a vampire in it. Movies, TV shows, radio plays, a Senate hearing (it was covered up), anything.

(image) There has been a lot of hullabaloo as of late over the fact that Natalie Portman has gone back on her word and done a semi-nude scene in Wes Anderson's...

Wes Anderson's new film The Darjeeling Limited was released yesterday. That fact sparked a debate with a friend of mine, who's convinced that...

(image) You may've heard that noted creep and "Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis is in jail. Apparently the charge was guilty of being...

(image) While searching desperately for something to write about I found the following snippet regarding Jennifer Love Hewitt. Not the most exciting bit...

(image) When I saw this story on dlisted, I almost couldn't believe it. David Letterman, long beloved as a bastion of mainstream, "safe"...

(image) That's right, two projects to choose from. Perhaps the single most important decision facing anyone who routinely avoids important decisons.

(image) It's Friday and that means it's time for your weekly update on who's getting chopped and sliced in the Miss Horrorfest 2007 competition.

(image) This is it, the bottom of the barrel. You won't find a more offensive batch of "orientals" than these right here. This is not a...

(image) You don't get to do whatever you want. Seems fairly obvious but some people have a hard time grasping this fact. As much as you'd like...

(image) Anyone who grew up near a TV set any time from 1970 through the current "Nick at Nite" era knows the story of the WASP-y lady who was...

(image) It really has come to this. I believe sitcom stars should be taken away at the end of their show's run, and locked up. Or exiled to a far off...

(image) Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Heavy, and decapitated. For the last two Fridays, SGHQ has kept you up to date on the contest to be named...

(image) In fact, he may be the ballsiest man alive. Astounding... Yeah, he is... the ballsiest. I guess you just can't satisfy some people. They...

I’ll admit it—I’m an award show junkie. I plan little parties around them, spend $150 dollars at the grocery store buying prosciutto and figs and avocados...

(image) I'm pretty sure most of you who go for this type of shit have seen Chris Crocker's YouTube video titled "Leave Britney Alone!"...

(image) Last week Miss Horrorfest 2007 announced its call for entries, so to kill time at SGHQ we've been keeping tabs on all the horrific hopefuls...

(image) Just in case you blew past the headline, here's the the gist. I do. Despite the above, TheCoolerKing is still anti gay comedians and performers...

(image) So, while AudieBird did a nice wrap-up of the VMAs I think I'll focus on the main event of the night. No, not Britney vs. rhythm. I'm...

(image) Sorry about the title -- I think my head crashed into my computer while thinking back to the show. So, here's the thing -- I'm old. And...

(image) We all know that with beauty pageants, the competition can get fierce. But with the Miss Horrorfest contest, the competition gets down right bloody.

(image) Denver Bronco running back Travis Henry only scored seven TD's all of 2006, but it's recently come to light that Henry has fathered nine...