My world has just changed forever. I wake up day in and day out, assuming I live in a post-Seagal word. Assuming that the most I'd hear of Seagal these...

Mad Men is one of the best shows on TV that most people still don't watch. Despite a huge ad campaign (one worthy of the fictitious Sterling Copper...

A perfect storm of douchiness. That's what I seem to be staring into. Before I get to that, I realize mocking or despising Paris Hilton is neither...

BY THE COOLER KING The world is full of assholes. An unending sea of roiling, bubbling assholes, growing, spawning combining to bring forth even bigger,...

(image) SuicideGirls Visits Set of Friday the 13th, Part 1 by Ryan Stewart "Hey Jason, over here!" I yell across the outdoor cafeteria tent to...

Normally I wouldn't be too excited about (or even interested in) two famous people "fighting" unless they were actually fighting. But normally,...

Yeah, that's right. Twenty dollars in cold hard cash to the person who can find an original or funny moment in Mike Myers' new film The Love Guru.

Or, what passes for Indy these days. That may seem harsh but, yeah, he's not the man he was in his prime. But, somehow, shockingly, despite that creaky...

The SG community is no stranger to the works of Chuck Palahniuk. The term "Suicide Girl," after all, is credited to one of Palahniuk's books,...

Oh no! A massive, planet-wide catastrophic event has crippled society. And, look, over there, here comes another massive, planet-wide catastrophic event!

Bill Cosby is making a hip-hop album. That was the seemingly insane story months ago and I recall it being mentioned here with some amusement. However,...

The A-Team was my favorite prime time show growing up. More action packed than "Knight Rider", less lame super-copter based than "Air-Wolf"...

(image) Why did those seven castaways spend 15 years on that uncharted desert isle? Maybe they were too stoned to give up finding new uses for coconuts.

The release of the Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull trailer this week was greeted with mild interest, excitement, and ultimately, disappointment...

Yes, it's not just wishful thinking. According to this recent and widely reported article, the gloriously dysfunctional Bluth famliy that introduced...

Ok, you see this? This is Meet The Spartans. (video) This needs to stop. Like, right fucking now! The genre of Parody/Slapstick movies has gone from my...

"What do you want to get out of Scientology?" That's what the guy sitting across the chintzy Formica table from me wanted to know. “Ummm…”...

Who likes paying taxes? Not me. I bet you don't as well. But what do we do about it? Not a thing. Unless you count whining as "doing something."...

(image) Will Smith, America's next top Scientologist, is in the news because of some comments he made to a Scottish reporter about Adolf Hitler. (Why...

(image) SuicideGirls' Top Ten Films of 2007 By Ryan Stewart It was a crowded, cut-throat year in which audiences were ready to say good riddance to...

(image) Just about six short weeks ago Newsweek online profiled Jamie-Lynn Spears, Ms. Britney's little sister. I guess she hadn't hit the lesson...

(image) Usually when I do one of these bash-a-celeb pieces (Or pseudo-celeb... celeb-ish? Let's just say an aspiring celeb-adjacent), there's...

(image) I am sad. As documented by this very site, I've been blown away by incredible trailers before. And always, after the first look, with the really...

(image) In this month's Vanity Fair actress Katherine Heigl admits that even though she starred in the movie Knocked Up, it's hard for her to...

(image) Most of you probably think that "The View" is unwatchable and its very existence inconsequential but I disagree (at least with the inconsequential...

(image) It's not often that a magician's trick actually creates the opposite effect on the observing audience. I mean, when Houdini escaped from...

(image) It's fair to assume that most of you, like me, plan on seeing Sweeney Todd over the holidays. Director Tim Burton has teamed up again with...

(image) I'm sure it's no surprise to those of you familar with mainstream movies to hear that most of them have been focus-grouped to oblivion...

(image) I just want to remind you, dear reader, that you are in the "Celeb" section of the newswire and what you're about to read is some...

(image) Back in October 2006, the Suicide Girls made their CBS debut when they strutted their stuff on camera and took over the set of Anthony E. Zuiker's...

(image) The title says it all. This promo for "The Wire" Season 5, is funnier than ninety percent of the "comedy" on TV. It's...

(image) My dislike of noted jerk-off/"Girls Gone Wild" founder Joe Francis has been covered on this site before. Last week saw a new development.

(image) My guess is he settles for one of the baboons and the Hitler hanger. TheCoolerKing is on the fence about what's actually worse; being a Nazi,...

(image) I'm sure most of you are familiar with Showtime's hit series "Californication," whether it's from SG's own involvement...

(image) Well, today's the day. Robert Zemeckis' Beowulf hits theaters nationwide and, whether or not you plan on seeing the film this weekend,...

(image) As I wrote yesterday, this week marks the premiere of Robert Zemeckis' big screen adaptation of Beowulf, starring Ray Winstone, Anthony Hopkins,...

(image) I've been a comic book fan for my entire life. That carries a lot less stigma nowadays, than it did growing up. But that doesn't mean...

(image) For those who slept through high school lit class, the name "Beowulf" may be nothing more than distant, saved-by-Cliff's Notes memory.

(image) Entertainment Weekly and TV Land have teamed up to bring you the top 50 of TV's Greatest Icons. I'm giving you 50 half-assed opinions.

(image) From the New York Post: Phew. I think everyone, including Conan can sleep a little better tonight knowing that Ajemian wasn’t stalking, he was...