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Spread The Love With Ashton Kutcher and Win A Signed Fine Art Print

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SuicideGirls has teamed up with the folks behind the new film Spread to bring you a special movie themed competition. Winners will receive a giclee fine art print of the Spread poster image signed the artist, David Ellis, and the star of Spread, Ashton Kutcher.

Spread is an erotic caper and cautionary Hollywood tale. Think Red Shoe Diaries meets Cruel Intentions -- or a Wild Orchid for Generation Z. It stars Ashton Kutcher, who plays Nikki, a charming freeloader, who trades his sexual prowess for the financial advantages ladies of a certain age and position can provide. As the film heats up, Nikki gets caught in a love/lust triangle between Samantha (Anne Heche), a mature woman with a sleek car, beautiful property and a well balanced portfolio, and Heather (Margarita Levieva), a hot young waitress who may just end up beating him at his own game. However, Nikki's tried and tested dating technique will always mean he'll end up on top -- with the object of his affections underneath:

Nikki's Top Ten Pickup Tips:


    1. There's only one opening line: "Hi, I'm Nikki." Everything else is cheese.
    2. Never show her you're impressed. It lowers your market value.
    3. You've got to look like a rebel before you look like a sensitive guy.
    4. You can't go wrong with girls' tennis.
    5. Cook her dinner. It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. Girls grade on effort. It is almost better when the meal is a flop.
    6. When a girl tells you you're not getting any, before you ask....before you even try...you're getting some.
    7. You want to give them a good fucking. But not too good. Leave a little room for the relationship to grow.
    8. I always follow up a meaningless fuck with a chatty phone call. An easy call after a lay can go a long way.
    9. I am homeless, carless, and completely unreliable. But I do have a cell phone, that happens to be right beside her. That is right baby, 19 other offers and I am here creating equity with you.
    10. Think of it as an point system: 1 for flowers. 2 dinner. 3 for an orgasm. You need 26 points for them to trust you. Then you can go back to watching football.



Have you got a line that's guaranteed to open more than a conversation that you'd like to share with the world?

Enter our special competition to win one of three limited-edition autographed giclee fine art prints of the David Ellis-designed Spread campaign image.

To enter all you have to do is tweet your pickup line, close it with "@spreadthemovie," take a screenshot of your message as it appears on Twitter and email it to: spread@suicidegirls.com.



If you don't have a Twitter account, you can go to Spread-TheMovie.com and click on the "Express Yourself" link to enter your message directly -- Just remember to take a screen shot of it and email it to: spread@suicidegirls.com.

Three winners will be chosen at random from all valid entries. The prints will be autographed by David Ellis and Ashton Kutcher



Competition closes at midnight PST on Aug 14th. Winners will be notified by August 21, 2009.

Spread opens on August 14. Go to Spread-TheMovie.com for more info. Tickets available at Spread-TheMovie.com/showtimes.htm



 

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Shal

Shal

Los Angeles, CA
October 2002

JUL 28, 2009 05:43 PM

nicole_powers said:
SuicideGirls has teamed up with the folks behind the new romantic comedy Spread



We never would have guessed.

Intensiti

Intensiti

HOPEFUL

Wesley Chapel, FL

JUL 28, 2009 07:20 PM

hello

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

JUL 28, 2009 07:21 PM

Pretty cool that my alt-culture pinups community has teamed up with some shitty mainstream romcom!



...are we all being "Punk'd?"

redclayrambler6

redclayrambler6

I'm lost
August 2008

JUL 28, 2009 09:36 PM

seriously?
a fucking Ashton Kucker movie?

did you not feel something inside you just die?

sitar

sitar

Philadelphia, PA
June 2004

JUL 28, 2009 09:43 PM

i came back to this site for this?
shouldn't there be horror movies with blood spattering on titties or some shit?

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

JUL 29, 2009 10:18 AM

I thought I had ads disabled.

Tangus

Tangus

Chicago, IL
November 2005

JUL 29, 2009 10:55 AM

Fail.

Marge

Marge

Davis, CA
July 2003

JUL 29, 2009 11:53 AM

Suggested pick-up lines? "Have you ever thought about posing for Suicide Girls?"

I just blew your mind, right?

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 29, 2009 12:02 PM

redclayrambler6 said:

did you not feel something inside you just die?



Have you read this column before?

ARRR!!!

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

JUL 29, 2009 12:24 PM

Marge said:
Suggested pick-up lines? "Have you ever thought about posing for Suicide Girls?"

I just blew your mind, right?



Laydeez, can I fist you?

CZ

CZ

San Diego, CA
July 2006

JUL 29, 2009 12:36 PM

whatever

nay

nay

Holly Springs, NC
March 2009

JUL 29, 2009 01:18 PM

mydogfarted said:

Marge said:
Suggested pick-up lines? "Have you ever thought about posing for Suicide Girls?"

I just blew your mind, right?



Laydeez, can I fist you?



excellent.

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

JUL 29, 2009 01:40 PM

Youtube video taken down.

I love when the rabid copyright lawyers at studios start eating their own.

TheEnnis

TheEnnis

Chicago, IL
March 2008

JUL 29, 2009 03:24 PM

Jude Law would be better in that movie.. Oh wait wasn't he in a womanizer movie too?

hiddenfromyou

hiddenfromyou

Brooklyn, NY
April 2007

AUG 06, 2009 01:04 PM

Is Kutcher doing his best Josh Hartnett impression?

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