SuicideGirls has teamed up with the folks behind the new film Spread to bring you a special movie themed competition. Winners will receive a giclee fine art print of the Spread poster image signed the artist, David Ellis, and the star of Spread, Ashton Kutcher.
Spread is an erotic caper and cautionary Hollywood tale. Think Red Shoe Diaries meets Cruel Intentions -- or a Wild Orchid for Generation Z. It stars Ashton Kutcher, who plays Nikki, a charming freeloader, who trades his sexual prowess for the financial advantages ladies of a certain age and position can provide. As the film heats up, Nikki gets caught in a love/lust triangle between Samantha (Anne Heche), a mature woman with a sleek car, beautiful property and a well balanced portfolio, and Heather (Margarita Levieva), a hot young waitress who may just end up beating him at his own game. However, Nikki's tried and tested dating technique will always mean he'll end up on top -- with the object of his affections underneath:
Nikki's Top Ten Pickup Tips:
1. There's only one opening line: "Hi, I'm Nikki." Everything else is cheese.
2. Never show her you're impressed. It lowers your market value.
3. You've got to look like a rebel before you look like a sensitive guy.
4. You can't go wrong with girls' tennis.
5. Cook her dinner. It doesn't matter if you can cook or not. Girls grade on effort. It is almost better when the meal is a flop.
6. When a girl tells you you're not getting any, before you ask....before you even try...you're getting some.
7. You want to give them a good fucking. But not too good. Leave a little room for the relationship to grow.
8. I always follow up a meaningless fuck with a chatty phone call. An easy call after a lay can go a long way.
9. I am homeless, carless, and completely unreliable. But I do have a cell phone, that happens to be right beside her. That is right baby, 19 other offers and I am here creating equity with you.
10. Think of it as an point system: 1 for flowers. 2 dinner. 3 for an orgasm. You need 26 points for them to trust you. Then you can go back to watching football.
Have you got a line that's guaranteed to open more than a conversation that you'd like to share with the world?
Enter our special competition to win one of three limited-edition autographed giclee fine art prints of the David Ellis-designed Spread campaign image.
To enter all you have to do is tweet your pickup line, close it with "@spreadthemovie," take a screenshot of your message as it appears on Twitter and email it to: spread@suicidegirls.com.
If you don't have a Twitter account, you can go to Spread-TheMovie.com and click on the "Express Yourself" link to enter your message directly -- Just remember to take a screen shot of it and email it to: spread@suicidegirls.com.
Three winners will be chosen at random from all valid entries. The prints will be autographed by David Ellis and Ashton Kutcher
Competition closes at midnight PST on Aug 14th. Winners will be notified by August 21, 2009.
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Tecun
Los Angeles, CA
January 2008
AUG 12, 2009 04:29 PM
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Pompano Beach, FL
July 2005
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