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Jamie-Lynn Spears is Pregnant, Y'all

THURSDAY DECEMBER 20 2007 4:00 PM

Submitted by SleepyLady. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: Jamie-Lynn Spears, pregnancy, bad idea



Just about six short weeks ago Newsweek online profiled Jamie-Lynn Spears, Ms. Britney's little sister.

Jamie Lynn Spears wants to be known as a great actress—no drama, antics or tabloids involved. "I just want to have a successful career," she says. "Not a crazy one." While her older sister Britney has been a cottage industry of celebrity gossip lately (she lost custody of her kids Monday), Jamie Lynn has been focusing on her professional aspirations. She's kicking off her third season of starring in "Zoey 101," a cable hit on Nickelodeon that has earned her a Kids' Choice Award for top actress. The October 2007 issue of Us Weekly names the young star one of the 2007 Hollywood Powerhouse Players. Not bad for a 16-year-old high-school sophomore.



People Magazine reports this week that Jamie-Lynn Spears is 12 weeks pregnant. Whoops. There goes that dream of "no drama."

Spears broke the news to her mother, Lynne, just before Thanksgiving, the magazine reported.

Lynne Spears, already grandmother to Britney’s young sons, told the magazine: “I didn’t believe it because Jamie Lynn’s always been so conscientious. She’s never late for her curfew. I was in shock. I mean, this is my 16-year-old baby.”



Ugh. I find this so depressing. Lynne Spears is surprised that her teenage daughter, although punctual, could become pregnant? Will parents never stop being surprised that their teenage kids are horny? Is the shock here that Jamie would have sex with her boyfriend of three years Casey Aldridge or that they didn’t use birth control? Or that she's keeping the baby?

Unfortunately Jamie-Lynn is keeping the baby and will raise it in Louisiana.

Jamie Lynn plans to raise the baby in her home state of Louisiana — “so it can have a normal family life.”



Uh, but Jamie Lynn's acting career takes place in Los Angeles. Who is going to raise this kid? Grandma Spears? Maybe Kevin Federline can help? What's one more mouth to feed?

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait,” she told the magazine. “But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”



Why isn't anyone talking about birth control? You don’t have to wait and you don’t have to "put yourself in a position…" (you know what I mean.) You can have sex and use condoms or take a pill! The message that should be sent to teens is that it doesn’t have to be so black and white. The two choices are not just abstinence or motherhood -- there's a whole wide world in between, filled with special moments like learning how to put on a condom and getting spermicide on your fingers.

I know this is just another dumb celebrity story but it reflects how fucked up our culture remains around the subject of birth control, sex and family planning. I suppose one could argue that Jamie-Lynn Spears is getting all the attention because she is the one growing the baby but where is the media coverage on Casey Aldridge? He is 19-years-old and could be facing a felony charge and fatherhood.

Ironically, the home-schooled Jamie-Lynn claimed a few months ago that her favorite subject at "school" was health. Health!

What's your favorite subject so far?
Probably personal health, which teaches you stuff that you need to know about your health, like exercise. It's an elective, but still it's cool.



I guess she hadn't hit the lesson plan yet about "stuff that you need to know" to not end up like your older sister. Pity.



 

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Mallory

Mallory

SUICIDEGIRL

Connecticut, USA

DEC 20, 2007 05:19 PM

it only seems right that she would get knocked up at 16

Ily

Ily

Bolivia
February 2007

DEC 20, 2007 05:35 PM

Ugh this pisses me off that young girls nowadays are growing up way too fast. I actually caught some of that Zoey 101 show this afternoon...those girls are dressed like if they belong on Sex and the City. puke


I don't get why younger girls today are dressing up like it's the most important thing in the world...Focus on school kids! Geez

(sorry for the rant, this just seems to be the case 'round my area!)

Gayballs

Gayballs

Seattle, WA
July 2005

DEC 20, 2007 05:43 PM

BAM

Asael

Asael

Hudson Falls, NY
May 2005

DEC 20, 2007 05:46 PM

I dated a girl when I was living in Louisiana, she was smart as a tack in most respects, but she went to a private school, and she was turning 21 and I, and my 17 year old female friend from home were teaching this girl about birth control. It seems the thing to do in Louisiana: if you don't mention sex to your daughters, they'll never want to have sex.

code_red

code_red

Portland, OR
July 2005

DEC 20, 2007 05:49 PM

haven't they learned that abstinence breeds stupidity?

oh shit, the cycle continues. Can't we just turn the Spears' into soylent green? whatever

Ferretbite

Ferretbite

Mexico
September 2006

DEC 20, 2007 05:53 PM

code_red said:
Can't we just turn the Spears' into soylent green?



Mad cow disease doesn't sound very appealing.

Postblank

Postblank

New Brunswick, NJ
June 2004

DEC 20, 2007 06:00 PM

Megalomatthew said:
This is why God created abortions.



Unfortunately the law doesn't yet permit us to abort members of the Spears family after birth.

xxharleyxquinnxx

xxharleyxquinnxx

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

DEC 20, 2007 06:07 PM

so did her 19 year old boy-toy go to jail yet, or what........

FunkyPhantom

FunkyPhantom

Chapel Hill, NC
June 2007

DEC 20, 2007 06:13 PM

Their mom was getting ready to release a parenting book


LAWL

Dovanna

Dovanna

Minneapolis, MN
March 2007

DEC 20, 2007 06:18 PM

Yeeeeeeeeeahaw!

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

DEC 20, 2007 06:18 PM

*ahem*

LEAVE JAMIE ALONE!

*bows*

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

DEC 20, 2007 06:19 PM

Where Spears baby-babies come from:

defaultx

defaultx

I'm lost
February 2006

DEC 20, 2007 06:22 PM

give the kid a break.

Crissis

Crissis

Ecuador
January 2007

DEC 20, 2007 06:34 PM

CaptPajamaSharkX said:
Their mom was getting ready to release a parenting book


LAWL



it should be a NOT-parenting book

john8boy

john8boy

Honolulu, HI
March 2004

DEC 20, 2007 06:35 PM

With Brittany showing the whole world her business i.e. (no undies) , this should be no surpise for the Spear's, I hope this is not where our culture is going, there has to be some diginity and some semblance of shame here.

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