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  • FRIDAY OCTOBER 19 2007 5:00 PM

Seriously, Why Do You Like Will Smith?



I'm really asking. And I'd love nothing more than for you to reply with a detailed list of reasons that shows me exactly what I've been missing.

Obviously, I'm not a fan. But, I'd be happy to put all that aside, for some hard answers. I'll put away my feelings toward his manufactured street-vibe, the bland on-screen energy, the piss poor rap for nine-year-olds. I'm happy to forget all of that, for some answers, some closure and dare I say it, some understanding...

The idea that this humongous gulf separates me (and a few others) and the rest of the planet, has become far too unsettling to manage. How can we be so different? Are we not both flesh and bone? Do we not bleed when stuck and laugh when 30 Rocked? I understand hatred, selfishness, murder, even... but not this.

I've got to know. Why do you welcome his middle-of-the-roadness with open arms? Why do you line his pockets for the chance to witness his "fast-talking" hilarity? Am I asking too much? Being too picky? I mean, we've seen examples of funny people. People who can act, and act well. It can be done, there's countless movies that prove it. Why isn't he also expected to do these things?

Logistically, the idea that he has something to blackmail every single person on Earth with, sounds ridiculous. I'm begining to wonder if I'm wrong. Did Will discover that we were all descended from slugs? Is that the secret he swore to keep, in exchange for a career saying, "Oh, hell no."

This isn't me being a sarcastic dick. I mean, sure, that's part of it. But beyond that, I'd like this to be different than the usual "me mocking something, some of you agreeing and some of you attacking back" thing. At the end of this, I'd either like you to see the error of your ways, or, I'd like to be convinced.

I'll even do my best to get you started. I can't think of more than a few half-baked reasons, not even enough for a proper list, but here's what I got.

- He's tall and good looking. Is that it? I'll concede those two points, but, doesn't it take more? I mean nobody's lining up to see any Ted McGinley movies. (Yeah, I know. Apparently I'm also in need of examples of tall, good looking people.)

- People enjoy the slick, wise-cracking black guy character. That's true, but, aren't there plenty of actual black guys available? It's not like they haven't invented Chris Tucker yet. Or Method Man. Or, the self-described "cocky black chaeffuer from Die Hard. That guy was awesome, and I'd lay down at least fifty bucks that says anything Smith can do, that guy could do just as well. And that includes his Ali impression.

- People have a misguided, nostalgia-based fondness for his crappy sitcom. This group is a few hundred people at best, not enough to account for his worldwide dominance.

- Most people are dumb and ask very little of their entertainment. And they like people who smile at them. Hmmm. That's impossible, right?

That's all I could come up with. Tell me I'm wrong. Show me I'm wrong. I'm begging you. Explain this sadistic hold he has over you... or send him away.

Soon he will have ruined one of my favorite books, I Am Legend. It's a matter of days now, and there's nothing we can do to stop it, this time... I'm asking you now, where does it end? When do we say enough?




TheCoolerKing is also wondering why they seem to have taken all the vampires out of "I Am Legend" and replaced them with the monsters from "28 Days Later."

 

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Briareos

Briareos

New York, NY
October 2004

OCT 19, 2007 09:41 PM

I'll tell you why Will Smith is likeable: Ali. Any man who can do that kind of justice to Muhammad Ali is worth your notice, if not your respect. I'll give you that his movies since then have not been earth-shaking. But the man has a raw, untempered charisma that few alive (or not ill) can match. Even if his movies aren't great, I cannot help but be pulled by his magnetism. Sorry if you don't like that he's part of a slick marketing machine, but you're letting that blind you to the fact that he is in possession of an exceptional charisma.

Psybolt

Psybolt

Santa Barbara, CA
February 2005

OCT 19, 2007 10:01 PM

Clidna said:
I like Will Smith - he amuses me. How do you not like someone who throws a temper tantrum and punches out an alien, then proceeds to drag him around and continue to tell him off even though he's unconcious?

That was funny shit, man...

I watch Will Smith when I want to watch a movie that will keep my attention, not require a whole lot of thought, and generally speaking, amuse me. Independance Day, Men In Black 1 & 2, Bad Boys, etc., were all movies that I quite enjoyed. They made me laugh without resorting to complete idiocy or toilet humour, which is very rare nowadays.

For the record, I have nothing against toilet humour... but it's nice to have a break from it sometimes.




That scene with him and the alien was the only really good part of that movie that I remember. "Oh no no you did NOT just shoot that green shit at me!"

He's seems like a pretty chill, down to earth guy. Plus he gets points for bein' from Philly in my book. I thought his turn as Muhammad Ali was the only really good thing in an otherwise dull movie. He was fun in the Men in Black movies too. That's about all I've seen of his films.

shapeshifter23

shapeshifter23

San Francisco, CA
September 2005

OCT 19, 2007 10:37 PM

Most people are dumb and ask very little of their entertainment. And they like people who smile at them.



Say 'CHEESE'!

biggrin

suteneko

suteneko

I'm lost
March 2007

OCT 19, 2007 10:57 PM

outryder said:
Wow, I guess that I was just so happy that he was both a mainstream comedic black actor, and not completely annoying with his stage presence that I was blind to the fact that he was mediocre... Really I mean, he falls somewhere between Denzel Washington and Chris Tucker which is a hard niche to fill, if not completely unnecessary now that I think about it.



Okay, sorta ditto on this. I definitely don't run out to see all his movies, wasn't a big fan of the Fresh Prince either. I do think he's pretty funny and believably dramatic in the movies I've seen. There is a serious lack of leading roles portrayed by black actors in mainstream cinema. I think he comes across as primarily intelligent and quick in the movies and interviews I've seen, and he never (again, I haven't seen everything he's in) plays the best buddy, comedic relief, token black guy that a lot of black actors seem to get stuck with. So since you bring it up, I appreciate him for those things.

Also, he's pretty hot.

idais31

idais31

Las Vegas, NV
February 2005

OCT 19, 2007 11:12 PM

he was once asked why he didnt curse in his songs.
he said because his grandma listens to his music.
that alone makes me think hes cool.
but when he comes to las vegas ive heard nothing but good things about him.
most celebrities act like assholes and dont even tip because they think just meeting them is good enough.
he is the oddity in hollywood.
and i like people who want to be different then the rest of the flock.
mabey thats why i like SG so much.........
ARRR!!!

suteneko

suteneko

I'm lost
March 2007

OCT 19, 2007 11:17 PM

TheCoolerKing said:

8. He is a nice guy. Whenever he has been here in Mexico, he at least tried to speak in spanish. All broken and bad and shit but he tried. And he didn't refuse to sign shit for kids and grown ups alike. He may seem nice but that's hardly unique. And speaking Spanish in Mexico is called pandering.



Speaking the primary language of the country you're in, especially as a celebrity or political figure, is called appropriate. And it's done far too rarely by American English-only bigwigs, which is one reason why people in other countries think we're all assholes.

FunkyPhantom

FunkyPhantom

Chapel Hill, NC
June 2007

OCT 19, 2007 11:24 PM

I love fresh prince of bel-air

its my favorite tv show

OnesandZeros

OnesandZeros

Cuyahoga Falls, OH
March 2004

OCT 19, 2007 11:28 PM

I like Will Smith, do I think he's a great great actor, no, is he in many movies that I've enjoyed? Yes. And from what I've seen in interviews and such he seems to be a decent enough guy, so hoorah.

ardour

ardour

Ottawa, ON
March 2006

OCT 19, 2007 11:34 PM

It's interesting that so many people find him to be down to earth or someone who hasn't let fame get to his head. I have always thought him to seem pretty cocky. *shrug*

freshprncebelair

freshprncebelair

Ellicott City, MD
June 2004

OCT 19, 2007 11:34 PM

I feel obligated to post

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

OCT 19, 2007 11:41 PM

I like the guy. I have enjoyed most of his movies. He chose good roles to go for and got them. He may not have played them the greatest, but I think he has done most of his roles well enough. Not all of his movies are good, but most are entertaining in some form.I was never a fan of his music or his tv show, but he's a likeable guy. Since when does every movie need to have Oscar winners in it? I am looking forward to I am Legend.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

OCT 19, 2007 11:46 PM

Upcoming articles from the CoolerKing

"Why does everyone think Andrew Dice Clay is so funny?"

"That 'Sweet Child o' Mine' tune is pretty catchy!"

"This Iran/Contra stuff is way fucked up!"

"Hanging Chads FTW!"

TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

OCT 19, 2007 11:58 PM

Psybolt said:
I dunno man, I just don't see the point of this article at all. I don't like South Park, so should I go ask the legions of people that do to convince me why I should like it? No, I just don't watch it.

Different strokes, sir.


If your point is, don't to question that which you find uninteresting, then why are you asking me to justify my article? Just don't read it. Different strokes indeed.

FridgeNGaged said:
Upcoming articles from the CoolerKing

"Why does everyone think Andrew Dice Clay is so funny?"

"That 'Sweet Child o' Mine' tune is pretty catchy!"

"This Iran/Contra stuff is way fucked up!"

"Hanging Chads FTW!"


1) Is this a knock on Will being from an earlier era? You need to be more clear.

2) I would write that article in a heartbeat, cause that song is perfect.

3) Is this your first time trying to slam someone?

4) Nevermind, I have my answer...

DannyDMc

DannyDMc

Fargo, ND
July 2003

OCT 20, 2007 12:01 AM

FridgeNGaged said:
Upcoming articles from the CoolerKing

"Why does everyone think Andrew Dice Clay is so funny?"

"That 'Sweet Child o' Mine' tune is pretty catchy!"

"This Iran/Contra stuff is way fucked up!"

"Hanging Chads FTW!"



Don't forget:

"Why can't Taft and Roosevelt just get along already!?"

reprobate

reprobate

New Orleans, LA
December 2002

OCT 20, 2007 12:10 AM

"This isn't me being a sarcastic dick."

Uhhhh, yeah really, it is. People are more successful and/or talented than you are. Get a helmet.

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