Heavy is the head that wears the crown. Heavy, and decapitated.
For the last two Fridays, SGHQ has kept you up to date on the contest to be named Miss Horrorfest. You can play catch up right here and here if you're behind.
This week the fighting, flaming, lol'ing, censoring and voting took place at Horrorfest's YouTube Group.
Like any election in recent memory, this has descended into an unseemly ruckus as the gals have been "flagging" each others videos as being inappropriate resulting in YouTube police removing several videos.
We're all familiar with the rules of horror -- like don't go outside alone to see what that noise was. But are you familiar with the rules of horror films -- like don't cut your piece to Metallica? They love money and you didn't give them any.
With that in mind, here are a few tips for how to craft a suitable submission:
* Familiarize yourself with YouTube's fine print
* Be sure that anything you shoot, cut in, post in, and possibly even where or use in your video is cleared. Especially music: Even Happy Fucking Birthday is copyrighted. Every time it's sung on TV or in a movie the decedents of some simpleton get a check.
* You'll need a thick skin and a strong stomach to survive the boards of fire, where the Haterz live. The internet is where you go to be hated. End of story.
* Post a video where you really sell yourself as the Miss Horrorfest spokesmodel.
This week, Sash's video debuts. It's pretty damn creepy. Rate hers and all your favorite SuicideGirls' videos highly. Remember, there is 50 grand riding on this outcome.
YoYo's video is very well edited and really stands out, bloody bathroom convulsions and all. Let's hope she's friends with Alice In Chains:
Illyria's video shows her slow dancing her way to an early grave.
Salome Suicide's video survived the hack and slash between the hopefuls and while Nixon was not so fortunate, her video did rise from the dead and can be seen (and voted for) right here.
There are a few non-SG vids worthy of your eyes like Chieko Grimoire's:
Amatuers don't stand a chance as the soft-spoken but deadly Chieko slices and dices a murderer while in pumps and a mini skirt.
SuicideGirls will bring you more entrants from the contest next week. While you're at YouTube be sure to vote for your favorite (SuicideGirls) videos because the ladies are counting on our support to carry them through to the next phase of the contest in which they could win 50 thousand dollars!
Gerry_D would like Everyone that knows who Ronette Pulaski is, to meet at the Black Lodge for drinks.
ah love love! SO many good ones this year... my director couldnt get a slot in time, alas. So let's all vote in an SG this year... so I can steal the crown from her next year.....
Hm, in the end I had to choose between Sash and Salome... and I had to go with the latter. Why? Tits. Girls with big tits die atrociously about halfway through the movie, while the ones with the smaller cup sizes turn out to be the heroines that get to limp away right before the credits roll. I suspect this may be due to male transference of that whole brain-penis comparison thing.
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