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  • TUESDAY AUGUST 28 2007 7:00 PM

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Hillary Clinton lavished praise on New York City's tough anti-smoking laws yesterday - and said she supports smoking bans in public places across the country.
Asked at an Iowa forum on cancer whether banning smoking in public places would be good for America, Clinton replied, "Well, personally, I think so. And that's what a lot of local communities and states are starting to do."




An iron-lunged pensioner has celebrated her 100th birthday by lighting up her 170,000th cigerette from a candle on her birthday cake.

Winnie Langley started smoking only days after the First World War broke out in June 1914 when she was just seven-years-old - and has got through five a day ever since.

She has no intention of quitting, even after the nationwide ban forced tobacco-lovers outside.

Speaking at her 100th birthday party Winnie said: "I have smoked ever since infant school and I have never thought about quitting.


Okay, I'm not honestly comparing the two, or advocating smoking, just thought it was... odd, that these two stories were positioned near each other on Drudge.

HILLARY SUPPORTS NATIONAL SMOKING BAN...


And then, two links down,

100-year-old celebrates her birthday by smoking 170,000th cigarette...


Still, the smoking ban in bars and restaurants is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. And I've heard of Ashton Kutcher. How is it possible this is what both sides seem to agree on?

They banned smoking... in a place designed specifically for smoking.

Or, let's take an activity comprised of smoking and drinking, cut out the smoking and then let in all the people in who didn't like half the activity in the first place. Hey let's also take rock-climbing, cut out the giant rock part, and make it safe for people who don't like heights.

As far as restaurants go... What was wrong with having a smoking and non-smoking section? Or even, if we must, creating smoking and non-smoking bars?

Nope, let's just ban everything.

I'll take the 100-year-old Winnie.




No, TheCoolerKing doesn't smoke.

 

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endlessly

endlessly

Fort Wainwright, AK
June 2006

AUG 28, 2007 07:07 PM

Whatev. I love the smoking ban. I used to hate going to restaurants and breathing in smoke from the smoking section that would inevitably linger over to the other side. It would ruin the meal for me. Cigarette smoke smells fucking horrible. How is that supposed to enhance my dining experience?

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 28, 2007 07:14 PM

Who the hell counts their cigarettes?

Crash_

Crash_

Monroe, NC
February 2007

AUG 28, 2007 07:18 PM

Roethke said:
Who the hell counts their cigarettes?


Who the hell keeps count after the 85th birthday?


Eh, I personally don't care about restaurants.
I can save my cigarette for the car, as smoking when eating is just too much for my hands.

However, I feel like bars shouldn't be on that list...

People get wasted at bars.
Ever so often, one of those people drives away into a head on collision and is officially guilty of vehicular homicide.

At least cigarette smoke will let you linger longer than a car to the face.

But that's coming from a smoker.
Crucify me.

Targeted

Targeted

Willsboro, NY
June 2006

AUG 28, 2007 07:18 PM

I am a smoker, and still support the ban. Call me hypocritical, but I see it as being responsible and respectful. Just because I choose to smoke doesn't mean I have the right to force my fumes on to others. I see it as a way for everyone to enjoy the same businesses without having half the customers being at least uncomfortable.

Can't we just play nice?

Twelve

Twelve

Bay City, MI
April 2007

AUG 28, 2007 07:23 PM

Banning it in restaurants is awesome. Gas expands to fill its container.

Banning it in bars is retarded.

Like most laws, it's okay in some places and not okay in others, so enforcing it unilaterally makes it stupid.

NikkiIs

NikkiIs

Drexel, MO
April 2005

AUG 28, 2007 07:25 PM

I smoke and I support the smoking ban in resturants. In fact. I think they need to take the next logical step and ban children under the age of 10. It would improve my dining experience greatly. I don't know how many times I've been waiting for my food and had to listen to the wails of some baby, or had my waitperson, bringing me my food, tripped by a couple of brats playing tag thru the tables while mom and dad ignored them. Children are the reason we have McCorprate Slaughter. So take them there for a Happy Genocide Meal, and let me eat my Bloomin Onion in peace.

aaronthere

aaronthere

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

AUG 28, 2007 07:25 PM

as my friend says, it's like having a peeing section of the kiddie pool.

Ainur

Ainur

I'm lost
May 2005

AUG 28, 2007 07:35 PM

Restaurants are specifically for eating.

Bars are specifiically for drinking.

When somebody puts together the capital to start a chain (no pun intended) of smoking establishments.... well.... the people who go there will smell even MORE like an ashtray.

Sitting next to someone who is eating dinner does not harm you. Sitting next to somebody getting their drink on does not harm you, and may even be entertaining. Forcing someone to do either of those things against their will is, in most states anyway, a crime.

xazapdmytinu

xazapdmytinu

Fort Collins, CO
July 2007

AUG 28, 2007 07:38 PM

NikkiIs said:
I smoke and I support the smoking ban in resturants. In fact. I think they need to take the next logical step and ban children under the age of 10. It would improve my dining experience greatly. I don't know how many times I've been waiting for my food and had to listen to the wails of some baby, or had my waitperson, bringing me my food, tripped by a couple of brats playing tag thru the tables while mom and dad ignored them. Children are the reason we have McCorprate Slaughter. So take them there for a Happy Genocide Meal, and let me eat my Bloomin Onion in peace.



I believe you've got something there...I wonder if we could ban chintzy happy b-day songs and tinfoil wrapped leftovers shaped like animals?

TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

AUG 28, 2007 07:38 PM

endlessly said:
I used to hate going to restaurants and breathing in smoke from the smoking section that would inevitably linger over to the other side.


My issue is more with bars than restaurants but, yeah. I'd hope the sections would be cordoned off with more than just a sign.

targetonmyskull said:
Just because I choose to smoke doesn't mean I have the right to force my fumes on to others. I see it as a way for everyone to enjoy the same businesses without having half the customers being at least uncomfortable.

Can't we just play nice?


You're not forcing it on them, they're choosing to enter. I don't think things should be altered so that everyone can enjoy them. Everyone doesn't need to enjoy everything, everything is not for everyone. Removing a core element of an experience to please everyone is a bad idea.

But, again, I absolutely feel that someone should be able to start up their own place and make it non-smoking, just as the opposite should be allowed.

Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

AUG 28, 2007 07:45 PM

TheCoolerKing said:

endlessly said:
I used to hate going to restaurants and breathing in smoke from the smoking section that would inevitably linger over to the other side.


My issue is more with bars than restaurants but, yeah. I'd hope the sections would be cordoned off with more than just a sign.

targetonmyskull said:
Just because I choose to smoke doesn't mean I have the right to force my fumes on to others. I see it as a way for everyone to enjoy the same businesses without having half the customers being at least uncomfortable.

Can't we just play nice?


You're not forcing it on them, they're choosing to enter. I don't think things should be altered so that everyone can enjoy them. Everyone doesn't need to enjoy everything, everything is not for everyone. Removing a core element of an experience to please everyone is bad idea.

But, again, I absolutely feel that someone should be able to start up their own place and make it non-smoking, just as the opposite should be allowed.



That's all well and good, but the prevailing justification for pretty much every smoking ban I've ever seen passed has been concern for the health of that bar or restaurant's employees, not their customers.

mQx

mqx

Seattle, WA
January 2003

AUG 28, 2007 07:48 PM

I don't smoke and I voted against it when "liberal" Seattle outlawed it last year.

It should be economic based, period. Don't like it, don't go there. Especially bars (Seattle even outlawed cigar bars.)

But it doesn't surprise me. When even supposed small government Republicans can spy on us, smoking bans slide by with hardly a ripple.

As a country, we're getting used to being treated more and more like babies.

aaronthere

aaronthere

San Francisco, CA
September 2003

AUG 28, 2007 07:48 PM

didn't the health of employees in Ireland improve within one month of the ban there? I'm not fact checking so sue me if this is wrong.

roguemind

roguemind

Groton, CT
October 2006

AUG 28, 2007 07:49 PM

Hey let's also take rock-climbing, cut out the giant rock part, and make it safe for people who don't like heights.



For some strange reason when I walked in places that use to allow smoking and had separate areas for smokers and non smokers I still smelled smoke and coughed. I don't ever recall walking into vertical world and coughing because I smelled rock climbers, even with the sweat. I'm all for people having a the right to smoke. If they want to kill themselves (or not if you are a super women who can smoke till she is 100 or more with no real problems) thats fine with me. I'd just rather not be forced to join you in your habit. Or maybe I should have voted no on the smoking ban in Washington and just avoided places that allowed smokers. Although in that case I'd pretty much just have to stay in my apartment. I'm not really sorry i voted your smoke out of my favorite bars or restaurants or where ever. But I am sorta sorry you guys can't just enjoy your cancer sticks quite like you used to. At least now I don't come home from a night out smelling like smoke when I've never lit up myself. You can call me selfish if you want. I promise I won't care.

TheCoolerKing

TheCoolerKing

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

AUG 28, 2007 08:01 PM

Ainur said:
Bars are specifiically for drinking.


I think it can be reasonably argued that bars are also for smoking.

Ainur said:
When somebody puts together the capital to start a chain (no pun intended) of smoking establishments.... well.... the people who go there will smell even MORE like an ashtray.


Well, that's my point. It's illegal to do so.

Subrosa said:
That's all well and good, but the prevailing justification for pretty much every smoking ban I've ever seen passed has been concern for the health of that bar or restaurant's employees, not their customers.


That's totally true... But, I think the individual employees should be able to make the choice to work there, or not.

There are also millions of smokers who would be happy to work in such places.

And if we left it up to the individual owners, as opposed to a blanket law, I'm sure there would be plenty of both non-smoking and smoking establishments for people to seek employment.

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