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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 24 2007 2:17 AM

Baio Looks Beat

I know you’re just coming off a flight, but man Scott Baio, you are REALLY looking tired. I do appreciate the splash of color in the form of the red bandana, however. Even a bland, monochromatic air-travel outfit needs a little pizazz—but you took that extra step and made it happen. Also, I know you’ve been mad busy what with filming your scintillating “reality” show--Scott Baio is 45...and Single - but you’re looking pretty pasty. Why not try getting outside sometime! Here in southern California, the sun shines practically every day! Also, what’s up with that humongous man-purse? You might want to consider a fanny pack or perhaps an assistant instead. I don’t know, I’m just thinking out loud, Scott.


 

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Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 03:07 PM

RudieCantFail said:
Is Scott Baio Sancho?


No he is not Sancho.



I call Rock to your Scissors

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 03:10 PM

AudieBird said:

Drakyn said:

Uncognitive said:

Drakyn said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.



They Get Paid for this? Wow, I have a new life goal



Stranger things have been known to happen. wink



Yeah, but do People who submit articles that make it into NEWS get paid for their efforts? Or is Fame and Glory their one reward?



Oh, Drakyn. I encourage you to be a professional writer! I think with your keen observational skills, your obvious wit, and your intense work ethic (as demonstrated by your copious comments!) you would be a fine asset to almost any site or publication. Please let me know if I can act as a reference.



Stop It, You're making me blush(No really, don't stop,). Thanks For the Vote of Confidence. Odds are another plague will hit my school this semester And I'll be able to write about that. I'm pretty sure my school has done something to offend Moses because we've been going through the 9(10?) Plagues of Egypt since I've been there.

unfiltrator

unfiltrator

San Francisco, CA
April 2004

AUG 24, 2007 03:50 PM

Finally! An impartial newswire!

atomicant

atomicant

Portland, OR
June 2003

AUG 24, 2007 04:21 PM

Shalome said:
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+%u03C0

MrStitches

MrStitches

Brooklyn, NY
November 2003

AUG 24, 2007 05:54 PM

I don''t get it.

notquiteapinup

notquiteapinup

Denver, CO
October 2003

AUG 24, 2007 07:51 PM

ok. so. i know i'm an auto-loser for posting this (i blame my friend that BUYS US Weekly and tells me things...) but in a recent issue... doesn't Scott Baio say that he slept with Liza? I mean... i'm so fired from life for knowing this.

so. i dont know how my nugget of information applys to anything.
But i think that this makes it double funny and extra ew.

NoPantsDave

NoPantsDave

Cincinnati, OH
OLD SKOOL

AUG 25, 2007 12:04 AM

AudieBird said:

NoPantsDave said:
I don't normally ask this, but, "Really, how does this even remotely fall under a news headline?"



Ok. My mistake. I'll try harder next time. Perhaps something super "newsy" like Kanye West's bromance with J.Tims.
Wish me luck!



I don't even know who those people are.

My point is, the thread title claims it is news and yet I click on the thread and all it is is you making fun of Scott Baio and Liza Minelli by saying one looks like the other. I don't get why it has a news tag.....shouldn't it just be in the silliness forum as a regular thread and not a news thread?

Johnny_Flapjacks

Johnny_Flapjacks

Williamsport, PA
September 2006

AUG 25, 2007 03:25 AM

Scott Baio dressing up as Ms. Minelli and flying about the country isn't news????

***Also I'm pretty sure if you unblurred the guy in the background... you would plainly see that it is Kanye West... I'm really anxious to see the follow-up article that reveal the details of THAT story.

pink_n_violent

pink_n_violent

La Vergne, TN
August 2007

AUG 25, 2007 01:50 PM

he looks like Liza Minelli puke

GRAK

GRAK

Iraq
February 2007

AUG 25, 2007 02:05 PM

I wonder what The Fonz would think???

theaceface

theaceface

Los Angeles, CA
March 2007

NOV 21, 2007 08:27 AM

God, it's shocking the number of readers that don't GET THE JOKE.

Kudos to Audiebird. This is funny and she deserves to get paid for it.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

NOV 21, 2007 09:17 AM

Well she sure turned out to be a gem of a Newswire editor...

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