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FRIDAY AUGUST 24 2007 2:17 AM

Baio Looks Beat

Submitted by AudieBird

Edited by Gerry_D

Tags: Scott Baio, bandana, man-bag

I know youre just coming off a flight, but man Scott Baio, you are REALLY looking tired. I do appreciate the splash of color in the form of the red bandana, however. Even a bland, monochromatic air-travel outfit needs a little pizazzbut you took that extra step and made it happen. Also, I know youve been mad busy what with filming your scintillating reality show--Scott Baio is 45...and Single - but youre looking pretty pasty. Why not try getting outside sometime! Here in southern California, the sun shines practically every day! Also, whats up with that humongous man-purse? You might want to consider a fanny pack or perhaps an assistant instead. I dont know, Im just thinking out loud, Scott.

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Drakyn

New Providence, NJ

September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 11:29 AM

Uncognitive said:

Drakyn said:

Uncognitive said:

Drakyn said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.

They Get Paid for this? Wow, I have a new life goal

Stranger things have been known to happen.

Yeah, but do People who submit articles that make it into NEWS get paid for their efforts? Or is Fame and Glory their one reward?

Fame & Glory.

I'm sure the Powers That Be will correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe you have to be hired by SG as a Newswire editor/writer/gadfly in order to get paid.

So if you're interested, I'd suggest submitting some stories to the Newswire. I have no idea if or when SG might be hiring Newswire folks, so consider it an unpaid internship where you get to say "fuck" a lot.

But my Current Paid Internship lets me do that too. and Shout "Fag" at my Coworkers. And I get rewarded for this behavior with Donuts

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

ZenTrixter

Portland, OR

October 2002

AUG 24, 2007 11:46 AM

All a part of the PodPeople's plans...

Folks, it's The Liza. See all the luggage? Baio has his "people" do that sort of thing for him.

And the face is unmistakable now.

Not for the faint of heart...

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Looks like you'd better pad-lock that pair of 501's...

AudieBird

Sherman Oaks, CA

August 2007

AUG 24, 2007 12:02 PM

NoPantsDave said:
I don't normally ask this, but, "Really, how does this even remotely fall under a news headline?"

Ok. My mistake. I'll try harder next time. Perhaps something super "newsy" like Kanye West's bromance with J.Tims.
Wish me luck!

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

AUG 24, 2007 12:08 PM

AudieBird said:

NoPantsDave said:
I don't normally ask this, but, "Really, how does this even remotely fall under a news headline?"

Ok. My mistake. I'll try harder next time. Perhaps something super "newsy" like Kanye West's bromance with J.Tims.
Wish me luck!

Hey that's some serious business

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ

September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 12:17 PM

AudieBird said:

NoPantsDave said:
I don't normally ask this, but, "Really, how does this even remotely fall under a news headline?"

Ok. My mistake. I'll try harder next time. Perhaps something super "newsy" like Kanye West's bromance with J.Tims.
Wish me luck!

Good Luck Audiebird..... and GodSpeed

*Sad Walking away song from Hulk Plays"

AudieBird

Sherman Oaks, CA

August 2007

AUG 24, 2007 12:36 PM

Saraphine said:
It's under "commentary" and I find it to be hilarious. Thank you AudieBird! I like chuckling

Saraphine! My hero! Oh, these poor kids.
ps: loving the choppy bang.

AudieBird

Sherman Oaks, CA

August 2007

AUG 24, 2007 12:38 PM

Drakyn said:

Uncognitive said:

Drakyn said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.

They Get Paid for this? Wow, I have a new life goal

Stranger things have been known to happen.

Yeah, but do People who submit articles that make it into NEWS get paid for their efforts? Or is Fame and Glory their one reward?

Oh, Drakyn. I encourage you to be a professional writer! I think with your keen observational skills, your obvious wit, and your intense work ethic (as demonstrated by your copious comments!) you would be a fine asset to almost any site or publication. Please let me know if I can act as a reference.