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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 24 2007 2:17 AM

Baio Looks Beat

Submitted by AudieBird

Edited by Gerry_D

Tags: Scott Baio, bandana, man-bag

I know you’re just coming off a flight, but man Scott Baio, you are REALLY looking tired. I do appreciate the splash of color in the form of the red bandana, however. Even a bland, monochromatic air-travel outfit needs a little pizazz—but you took that extra step and made it happen. Also, I know you’ve been mad busy what with filming your scintillating “reality” show--Scott Baio is 45...and Single - but you’re looking pretty pasty. Why not try getting outside sometime! Here in southern California, the sun shines practically every day! Also, what’s up with that humongous man-purse? You might want to consider a fanny pack or perhaps an assistant instead. I don’t know, I’m just thinking out loud, Scott.


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Girthy

Girthy

Canoga Park, CA
July 2005

AUG 24, 2007 07:25 AM

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

AUG 24, 2007 07:44 AM

Yeah, for once in my life I'm with the "News?" camp. And I'm going to go with Liza Minelli on this one.

Also, Scott Baio was in a pretty awesome movie recently, The Bread My Sweet (aka A Wedding for Bella). So he's good in my book.

Saraphine

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

AUG 24, 2007 08:02 AM

It's under "commentary" and I find it to be hilarious. Thank you AudieBird! I like chuckling

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

AUG 24, 2007 08:30 AM

Drakyn said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.



They Get Paid for this? Wow, I have a new life goal



Stranger things have been known to happen. wink

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

AUG 24, 2007 08:51 AM

BDeyeD said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.



I'm all for irreverent humour, but, seriously. Are you even trying?



I KNOW RIGHT

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

AUG 24, 2007 08:56 AM

Can we get a freaking source for this? I want to believe this is Scott Baio, but I'm having a really really REALLY hard time coming to that conclusion

Saraphine

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

AUG 24, 2007 09:09 AM

Wha??? ^^^ confused

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

AUG 24, 2007 09:25 AM

...yeah, I'm a little slow.

frown

Saraphine

Saraphine

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

AUG 24, 2007 09:31 AM

Aww....at least you're amusing kiss

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 10:26 AM

Uncognitive said:

Drakyn said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.



They Get Paid for this? Wow, I have a new life goal



Stranger things have been known to happen. wink



Yeah, but do People who submit articles that make it into NEWS get paid for their efforts? Or is Fame and Glory their one reward?

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 10:27 AM

Girthy said:



Under the Fargus Act of 1962 I am going to steal this image and use it every chance I get

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
+1

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

AUG 24, 2007 11:00 AM

Drakyn said:

Uncognitive said:

Drakyn said:

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.



They Get Paid for this? Wow, I have a new life goal



Stranger things have been known to happen. wink



Yeah, but do People who submit articles that make it into NEWS get paid for their efforts? Or is Fame and Glory their one reward?



Fame & Glory.

I'm sure the Powers That Be will correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe you have to be hired by SG as a Newswire editor/writer/gadfly in order to get paid.

So if you're interested, I'd suggest submitting some stories to the Newswire. I have no idea if or when SG might be hiring Newswire folks, so consider it an unpaid internship where you get to say "fuck" a lot. wink

wildswan

wildswan

I'm lost
June 2006

AUG 24, 2007 11:09 AM

I'm gay enough to know that that is Liza Minelli.

meatpieboy

meatpieboy

Korea, D.P.R.
June 2004

AUG 24, 2007 11:17 AM

Doesn't this belong in Sex Talk?

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

AUG 24, 2007 11:28 AM

If that is Liza...I think she has gotten younger!

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