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  • FRIDAY AUGUST 24 2007 2:17 AM

Baio Looks Beat

Submitted by AudieBird

Edited by Gerry_D

Tags: Scott Baio, bandana, man-bag

I know you’re just coming off a flight, but man Scott Baio, you are REALLY looking tired. I do appreciate the splash of color in the form of the red bandana, however. Even a bland, monochromatic air-travel outfit needs a little pizazz—but you took that extra step and made it happen. Also, I know you’ve been mad busy what with filming your scintillating “reality” show--Scott Baio is 45...and Single - but you’re looking pretty pasty. Why not try getting outside sometime! Here in southern California, the sun shines practically every day! Also, what’s up with that humongous man-purse? You might want to consider a fanny pack or perhaps an assistant instead. I don’t know, I’m just thinking out loud, Scott.


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Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 02:24 AM

And with that, the internet was over.

Good Night Children

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 02:25 AM

*Double Post*

Strobe

Strobe

Anchorage, AK
August 2007

AUG 24, 2007 02:53 AM

Yeah, and the breasts. Men don't have breasts, silly Scott Baio.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 24, 2007 03:14 AM

ummm, why does he look like Liza Minelli.

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 03:17 AM

I'm trying to figure out why this was a cover Article. I mean, There has to be a reason that I'm not seeing.

Is this some sort of Security Breach? Is Scott Baio/Liza Minelli a Terrorist.

Hmmm..... that would explain alot.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

AUG 24, 2007 03:19 AM

surreal

i know it's Liza Minelli.. but i'm also exhausted so who the fuck [[ really ]] knows anymore..

haah

Johnny_Flapjacks

Johnny_Flapjacks

Williamsport, PA
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 03:42 AM

Why are you picking on my father?

MrDeeds

MrDeeds

USA
July 2007

AUG 24, 2007 04:27 AM

i wanna bust baio's knee cap

NoPantsDave

NoPantsDave

Cincinnati, OH
OLD SKOOL

AUG 24, 2007 06:52 AM

I don't normally ask this, but, "Really, how does this even remotely fall under a news headline?"

StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

AUG 24, 2007 06:52 AM

This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.

benizdead

benizdead

United Kingdom
February 2003

AUG 24, 2007 06:56 AM

i'm realy confused, that could be eihter scott baio OR liza minelli surreal

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

Baton Rouge, LA
January 2006

AUG 24, 2007 07:01 AM

I don't get it. surreal

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

AUG 24, 2007 07:10 AM

Whoa. Did Scott Baio get "Zapped?"

BDeyeD

BDeyeD

Toronto, ON
January 2007

AUG 24, 2007 07:18 AM

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.



I'm all for irreverent humour, but, seriously. Are you even trying?

Drakyn

Drakyn

New Providence, NJ
September 2006

AUG 24, 2007 07:24 AM

StarBelliedBoy said:
This is not how we post news articles. Just sayin'.

You don't deserve to get paid for this.



They Get Paid for this? Wow, I have a new life goal

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