You're Never Done Learning... About Jennifer Lopez

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If you're like me, and I know you are, then I know that you luv taking quizzes on People.com... Cause, I do too, that's how I knew... that you did... also.

It's really great. They cover everything from celebrities to celebrity spouses! I know what you're thinking "What about their kids, TheCoolerKing?" Hah! Yup, them too!

I know how stressful taking one of these quizzes can be, especially after months of bragging to your pals about how big of a J-Lo fan you are. So, I'm taking the plunge (yikes!) and attempting this quiz just for you guys. Sounds easy? Just a bunch of teeny-gossip? No way, believe it or not these are quizzes written for adults, just like me and you. Wish me luck!

People Quiz

Question 1 of 10
Which of her hairstyles does J.Lo say husband Marc Anthony likes best?

Straight and long
Glamorous updo
Curly and natural
Ponytail

I know this one! Well, I thought I did. Then I realized, oh shit, I'm about to type my favorite Jenny hairstyle when the question clearly asks for Marc's... Um, well, alls I know about him is that he's a "latin lover" (hah!) and muy caliente! I think that means he's a Cali native?

Curly and natural it is!

Correct!
Lopez confessed on Regis and Kelly that her husband likes her best "when I look more 'round the way,' like from the Bronx with my hair curly and natural." Though, the thought of Anthony getting turned on by her high-school-era style – including tons of black eyeliner – was "a little bit scary," she says.

Yay!

Before becoming a triple threat (singing, dancing and acting), what did Jennifer Lopez aspire to be?

A hairstylist
A nail technician
A supermodel
A talk-show host
See Answer

Um hello! Ever hear of her dancing? (Rereads above) Oh wait, yah, they got that one. My bad... She is a really good dancer, though. Aren't supermodels and talk-show hosts the same thing? That's for you, Tyra!!
I'm gonna say, supermodel.

Incorrect!
A hairstylist
As a teen growing up in the Bronx, Lopez planned on becoming a hairstylist, often using one of her sisters (Leslie and Lynda, right) to practice home perms. "It would look good at first," the singer said of her attempts at emulating hair gurus like Vidal Sassoon. "But then it would be really bad because I didn't know what the hell I was doing."

Ugh! Those guys are ASSHOLES! You totally know what you're doing, J! Don't you listen to the haterz!

What does Jennifer say she doesn't like doing as much as she once did?

Wearing fur
Shopping sprees
Salsa dancing
Driving a Bentley

I guess fur is bad... OMG! I need to quit shopping so much, like now! LOL!
Who the hell is Bentley? I guess I'll say fur. Fur is murder... or like, meat is murder and most meat comes in fur except chicken I guess and fishes. Sushi is good, too.

Incorrect!
Shopping sprees
"I don't enjoy shopping like I used to," says Lopez, who once dropped $200,000 on an Aston Martin. In fact, Lopez has become much more of a homebody since marrying Marc Anthony. She tells Italian Vanity Fair: "When I get a free day, then I do absolutely nothing. I stay in at home in my tracksuit, I sleep, spend hours on the phone talking to my mother and my friends."
Whatever, fur is fine relax. LOL sounds like one of the questions shoulda been "talking on the phone." ROFL, you can call me anytime Jenny! (Collect. Don't even ask.)

Whew! All these questions are wearing me out. If I wanted to sit around answering questions all day long I would've... y'know... gotten a job doing that... or whatever. Good Luck on the last seven questions. Byyye!



TheCoolerKing finds half-assed, cheapshots mocking nice, broad targets to be just the thing for a lazy Tuesday morning. And "broad target" wasn't an ass joke.

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