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Michael Vick: The Ultimate Celebretard



By now we've learned that many celebrities (or celebretards, as I like to call them) don't exactly demonstrate the sharpest judgment skills. We've gaped and gawked at the lame excuses they've offered for their astonishing stupidity: Paris "didn't know her license was suspended," and Lindsay "was wearing someone else's pants." Uh huh.

But Michael Vick claiming that he "didn't know" what was happening on his property and pleading "not guilty" to dog fighting charges today is too much. His Nov. 26 trial date can't come soon enough. No matter which name you call him by, Michael Vick (AKA Ron Mexico, AKA Ookie) is a fucking celebretard of the highest order.

His 10-year, $130 million contract and (quickly dwindling) $7 million yearly endorsement portfolio have obviously warped his brain and led him to believe that he's above the law. His incredible stupidity and gall would almost be comical if not for the numerous dogs that he forcibly bred, trained to be killers, tortured, injected, tethered to car axles, starved, shot, electrocuted and drowned.

Dan Shannon of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, said lack of prosecution is [a] reason why dog fighting has not grabbed headlines.

"Unfortunately, it doesn't get brought to justice that often," he said. "People don't hear about it because there's not a lot of high profile cases."

The potential silver lining here is that as a celebretard, Michael Vick's fame has brought to light (and hopefully will bring to an end) the cruel and barbaric activity of dog fighting.

Mr. Vick faces a maximum penalty of six years in jail and a $350,000 fine if convicted. The N.F.L. could also take punitive action against Mr. Vick, perhaps jeopardizing the 10-year, $130 million contract he signed with the Falcons in 2002.

Not to mention probable, upcoming charges of racketeering based on the gambling aspects of dogfighting.

Do they have rape stands in prison?

 

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MrKingMob

MrKingMob

Chicago, IL
January 2003

JUL 28, 2007 01:56 AM

I absolutely agree that whenever someone speaks up on moral aspects of vegetarianism it's nearly inevitable that they have that oh-so-fun, I want to have him at my party quality to them. That's a shame, and I totally fit that bill when I say things like this. So, yes, I do feel bad for rocking the holier-than-thou spiel. I honestly don't know how not to at this point and still speak my mind about these things.

If you see nothing wrong with having others kill animals for your food, then fine. We can stop it there. But it sounded to me like you were saying that as long as others do the killing for you it's ok- implying that you find the prospect of killing an animal yourself, even if it's for food, abhorrent.

Absolutely there's a difference between killing a dog for sport and eating a hamburger. I was merely highlighting the similarities and how those might be incongruous with society-in-large's distaste for treating certain animals poorly.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JUL 28, 2007 02:15 AM

Yep, you pretty much nailed it. I will not kill an animal, but I will eat them. Does not make your logic any less flawed.

A chicken is raised for food. It is killed and ends up in my tummy. (Happened tonight)

Value = nourishment

A dog is raised to fight. It loses and it killed.

Value = none.

I did not kill either animal but profited from one's death. To say that the two are the same is ridiculous.

A man kills another man in war is then the same as a man killing another man on the street for the hell of it.

MrKingMob

MrKingMob

Chicago, IL
January 2003

JUL 28, 2007 02:21 AM

Both acts are entirely unnecessary.

And that, I suppose, is my most zoomed-out point about this.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JUL 28, 2007 02:29 AM

MrKingMob said:
Both acts are entirely unnecessary.

And that, I suppose, is my most zoomed-out point about this.



yes they are. So is riding in a car and watching television and learning to write and learning to swim and watching movies and buying an ipod and blah blah blah....

sarahg

sarahg

USA
November 2004

JUL 28, 2007 04:32 AM

FearTheReaper said:
Anybody else get pissed off everytime they see the picture at the top of this story?



Fuck yes. That's what this is all about.

MrKingMob

MrKingMob

Chicago, IL
January 2003

JUL 28, 2007 09:05 AM

FearTheReaper said:

MrKingMob said:
Both acts are entirely unnecessary.

And that, I suppose, is my most zoomed-out point about this.



yes they are. So is riding in a car and watching television and learning to write and learning to swim and watching movies and buying an ipod and blah blah blah....





Well, sure I can see negatives to every one of those things you meant to mock with (except for learning to write and swim). But the 'everyone is guilty of something, so nobody is guilty of anything' angle... Well done.

turkishtickler

turkishtickler

I'm lost
October 2005

JUL 28, 2007 12:55 PM

fuck em

Cate

Cate

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

JUL 28, 2007 04:04 PM

What a disgusting person.

Marcus_Cthulhu

Marcus_Cthulhu

Fredericton, NB
June 2007

JUL 28, 2007 08:53 PM

Matthew_O said:
Hmm...thats funny that you bring up the "no pets" thing, because in most of the interviews [that I have seen] that PETA has with celebrities, they ask "How many animal companions do you have?" And when I signed my name on a mailing list they asked me how many "animal companions" I have. I'm pretty sure PETA tries to find homes for abandoned animals too. If they didn't want people to have the animals as pets do you really think they would have shelters and pet adoption agencies working with them? Sure some of the animals are euthanized, but thats why they really push spaying and nudering your animals. Prevention is the first step, to controling the animal population? Didn't you ever hear Bob Barker at the end of every [the] Price is Right?

Some of PETAs methods are way extreme, sure. But terrorists? I think not. They picket and boycott, but I have never heard of them holding A.K.'s while doing it. So what if a couple dumb broads in fur coats get red paint splashed on them. Fuck 'em. They deserve it for wearing the fur coats in the first place.

I dunno dude, you just seem a little too angry about PETA getting involved in a case that is over something that they specifically try to prevent.



From Wikipedia:

* The General Assembly resolution 49/60, adopted on December 9, 1994, contains a provision describing terrorism:

Criminal acts intended or calculated to provoke a state of terror in the general public, a group of persons or particular persons for political purposes are in any circumstance unjustifiable, whatever the considerations of a political, philosophical, ideological, racial, ethnic, religious or any other nature that may be invoked to justify them.


Here are quotes by the President and founder of peta:

Our nonviolent tactics are not as effective. We ask nicely for years and get nothing. Someone makes a threat, and it works.
- Ingrid Newkirk, in the April 8, 2002 issue of US News & World Report (April 8, 2002)

More power to SHAC if they can get someone's attention.
- People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals president & co-founder Ingrid Newkirk, in The Boston Herald, August 25, 2002


Our nonviolent tactics are not as effective. We ask nicely for years and get nothing. Someone makes a threat, and it works.
- Ingrid Newkirk, in the April 8, 2002 issue of US News & World Report (April 8, 2002)


I openly hope that it [hoof-and-mouth disease] comes here. It will bring economic harm only for those who profit from giving people heart attacks and giving animals a concentration camp-like existence. It would be good for animals, good for human health and good for the environment.
- ABC News interview (April 2, 2001)

I wish we all would get up and go into the labs and take the animals out or burn them down.
- "National Animal Rights Convention" (June 27, 1997)


Six million people died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughterhouses. [emphasis added]
- The Washington Post (November 13, 1983)


Even if animal tests produced a cure for AIDS, we'd be against it.
- PETA president and co-founder Ingrid Newkirk, in the September 1989 issue of Vogue (September 1, 1989)


Perhaps the mere idea of receiving a nasty missive will allow animal researchers to empathize with their victims for the first time in their lousy careers. I find it small wonder that the laboratories aren't all burning to the ground. If I had more guts, I'd light a match.
- The Chronicle of Higher Education (November 12, 1999)


Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation.
- Harper's (August 1, 1988)


One day, we would like an end to pet shops and the breeding of animals. [Dogs] would pursue their natural lives in the wild ... they would have full lives, not wasting at home for someone to come home in the evening and pet them and then sit there and watch TV.
- The Chicago Daily Herald (March 1, 1990)

The bottom line is that people don't have the right to manipulate or to breed dogs and cats... If people want toys, they should buy inanimate objects. If they want companionship, they should seek it with their own kind.
- Animals (May 1, 1993)

In the end, I think it would be lovely if we stopped this whole notion of pets altogether.
- Newsday (February 21, 1988)


There is no hidden agenda. If anybody wonders about -- what's this with all these reforms -- you can hear us clearly. Our goal is total animal liberation. [emphasis added]
- "Animal Rights 2002" convention (June 30, 2002)


Would I rather the research lab that tests animals is reduced to a bunch of cinders? Yes.
- New York Daily News (December 7, 1997)

Maybe it's not just her?

Arson, property destruction, burglary, and theft are 'acceptable crimes' when used for the animal cause.
- PETA co-founder Alex Pacheco lists the "acceptable" tactics to fight for animal rights, Associated Press (January 3, 1989)

I love fire, be it around a campfire with friends or when consuming an empty fur farm, animal laboratory or luxury condominium built on the homes of my animal relations.
- Former ALF member and PETA grantee Rodney Coronado in Earth First! Journal (September 1, 2003)


Crimes of compassion that every animal advocate should support.
- Coronado's description of two 1991 arsons at Oregon State University and the Northwest Farm Food Cooperative in Edmonds, Washington, as described in his 1995 Federal Sentencing Memorandum


Throughout the late '80s, me and a handful of friends just like you people here, we started to break windows, we started to slash tires, we started to rescue animals from factory farms and vivisection breeders, and we graduated to breaking into laboratories ... As long as we emptied the labs of animals, they were still easily replaced. So that's when the ALF in this country, and my cell, started engaging in arson.
- SHAC rally, Edison, New Jersey (November 30, 2002)

Here's some stuff from a peta media spokesman:


It's hard to say where this is going, but we're not giving in ... Right now, I think it's inevitable that somebody's going to get hurt.
- The Syracuse Post-Standard (March 17, 1997)


It is crucial that we as a movement foster and contribute to an atmosphere that is supportive and nurturing of underground direct action of all types.
- "Veganism Is Not Enough" (undated article on LiBaware website)
There are so many more, but let's here from the peta goons:

Here's Joshua Harper, a dude who opperates for peta in exchange for lump sums paid to his or his father's bank (depending on whether he's in jail):

[I see] a spark of hope in every broken window, every torched police car.
- The Seattle Post-Intelligencer (June 18, 2001)


When you see the loss of 9 billion [animal] lives each year, it's inappropriate to hold a sign or pass out a petition. It's appropriate to go out and burn down the factory farm.
- The Seattle Post-Intelligencer (June 18, 2001)

Marcus_Cthulhu

Marcus_Cthulhu

Fredericton, NB
June 2007

JUL 28, 2007 08:59 PM

WADO said:
I hope he plays at least one game in the upcoming season, and I hope some 280 pound linebacker who loves animals bears down on him after a play and shatters three of his vertebrae. I throw up in my mouth when I think about the things I would do his knees, hearing that pudnut scream, "It's not supposed to bend that way."

He is an appalling creature..



Yeah dude, you're so much better then him. I mean supporting the torture of a human is completely a mater of circumstance, especially when it's to sate your rage about that person's actions.

Marcus_Cthulhu

Marcus_Cthulhu

Fredericton, NB
June 2007

JUL 28, 2007 09:07 PM

Shalome said:
Please find me the quote you're paraphrasing and a link to PETA-distributed literature stating that PETA is pro-breed-banning and widespread pitbull euthanasia.



Read my quotes above. Peta tells you whatever the fuck you want to here when they've got your chequebook in their sights. But look at the things they said about these ideas back when they weren't being paid by a bunch of nice but misguided animal lovers and you'll see they're TERRORISTS. They threaten people and commit acts of violence to further idealogical means. That's called terrorism. You wouldn't feel so compelled to defend them if you were a scientist researching liver failure using monkies (since we can't perform these tests on humans it's necessary to do so on the closest proxy. Sucks for the monkies, but they are not casually murdered to sate a perverse bloodlust. Fuck animal testing for cosmetics and that shit, but people who take insulin depend on animal testing. That includes the god-damned founder of peta.

Marcus_Cthulhu

Marcus_Cthulhu

Fredericton, NB
June 2007

JUL 28, 2007 09:18 PM

My anger toward PETA is centred around the fact that they get away with violence in the name of their cause because the cause of ending animal cruelty is a just one. Should they get the right to decide what constitutes animal cruelty then physically attack those who they deem guilty? What the fuck is that? Caveman logic. NO ONE GETS TO ATTACK AND THREATEN OTHER HUMANS. Perpetrators of physical violence, arson and death threats aren't cool just because they say they're doing it for our good.

I did cancer research for 3 years that involved, in my supervisor's part, the use of rabbits and dogs with artificially induced cancers being operated on while the animal was fully sedated. Am I a monster for doing breast cancer research? Well the Canadian cancer society and various other charities paid ME and my boss (I developed medical instruments for use by my supervisor who is an influential researcher in the field of novel non-invasive cancer treatments. What was the result? A patentable device that will help my boss help fight cancer. Did any animals suffer? No. They were bred specifically for the job at hand, carefully medicated to prevent any pain what-so-ever (and believe me- that shit is monitored incredibly closely- ask someone on a university ethics committee). The death was painless and done by doctors as was the surgery.

Think me a monster, but maybe someone with breast or prostate cancer (our main focuses, although the device is useful for nearly all cancers being treated in the situation we were focused on) would disagree.

Life's not as easy for people who can't sit back and judge everything in black and white.

Marcus_Cthulhu

Marcus_Cthulhu

Fredericton, NB
June 2007

JUL 28, 2007 09:27 PM

s5 said:

Marcus_Cthulhu said:
P.S. Why do animal lovers support PETA when their stance is that people shouldn't have pets? Probably the same reason why rational people support a group that uses acts and threats of physical violence to support their political viewpoint (which is exactly what PETA does and is the definition of terrorism). Ignorance.



PETA's stance isn't that people shouldn't have pets. PETA is anti-breeding and pro-adoption, a position as "extreme" as the ASPCA and Humane Society.

I know that Penn & Teller show is funny and clever, but sometimes they lie too. Don't believe everything you watch on TV.



Actually I've shouted this shit since the late nineties. Pen and Teller just read a fucking news interview with these people and dug deeper.

Don't assume that worthy causes always attract nice, law abiding, non-criminal douche-bags.

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

JUL 28, 2007 10:02 PM

FearTheReaper said:
Anybody else get pissed off everytime they see the picture at the top of this story?



Yes, even though I've seen worse. Which is actually probably why I get so pissed. That single photo triggers a few hundred more mental images I've seen.

filmjedi

filmjedi

Brighton, MA
June 2004

JUL 29, 2007 06:51 PM

FearTheReaper said:

benhasglasses said:
animals are treated way better then people. i have sever animal allergies, so I can't be near an animal. not a dog, gerble, cat, parakete, mouse, anything. yet, people don't understand how much of a nuisance they can be.

we've gotten rid of smoking in public, let's get rid of animals in public. i cant breath around them, i get sick. my rights are being violated!

end of insane rant meant to cause people to get pissed.



Go back into your bubble




I love my bubble, it keeps the animal hair out so some people can breath. ever have a 5 hour asthma attack, it's great. i recomend it. It may give us all a different opinion of our cuddly pets.

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