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Michael Vick: The Ultimate Celebretard



By now we've learned that many celebrities (or celebretards, as I like to call them) don't exactly demonstrate the sharpest judgment skills. We've gaped and gawked at the lame excuses they've offered for their astonishing stupidity: Paris "didn't know her license was suspended," and Lindsay "was wearing someone else's pants." Uh huh.

But Michael Vick claiming that he "didn't know" what was happening on his property and pleading "not guilty" to dog fighting charges today is too much. His Nov. 26 trial date can't come soon enough. No matter which name you call him by, Michael Vick (AKA Ron Mexico, AKA Ookie) is a fucking celebretard of the highest order.

His 10-year, $130 million contract and (quickly dwindling) $7 million yearly endorsement portfolio have obviously warped his brain and led him to believe that he's above the law. His incredible stupidity and gall would almost be comical if not for the numerous dogs that he forcibly bred, trained to be killers, tortured, injected, tethered to car axles, starved, shot, electrocuted and drowned.

Dan Shannon of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, said lack of prosecution is [a] reason why dog fighting has not grabbed headlines.

"Unfortunately, it doesn't get brought to justice that often," he said. "People don't hear about it because there's not a lot of high profile cases."

The potential silver lining here is that as a celebretard, Michael Vick's fame has brought to light (and hopefully will bring to an end) the cruel and barbaric activity of dog fighting.

Mr. Vick faces a maximum penalty of six years in jail and a $350,000 fine if convicted. The N.F.L. could also take punitive action against Mr. Vick, perhaps jeopardizing the 10-year, $130 million contract he signed with the Falcons in 2002.

Not to mention probable, upcoming charges of racketeering based on the gambling aspects of dogfighting.

Do they have rape stands in prison?

 

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Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

JUL 26, 2007 11:44 PM

Flux said:
I can't wait until his ass goes down so I can feel good about the Dirty Birds again.



It's hard to feel good about a team with Joey Harrington at the helm. Trust me on this.

syncope

syncope

Seattle, WA
July 2006

JUL 26, 2007 11:47 PM

Subrosa said:

Flux said:
I can't wait until his ass goes down so I can feel good about the Dirty Birds again.



It's hard to feel good about a team with Joey Harrington at the helm. Trust me on this.



Awww, give lil' Joey a break. smile

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

JUL 26, 2007 11:59 PM

Mr. Vick faces a maximum penalty of six years in jail and a $350,000 fine if convicted.



The real tragedy is that the maximum penalty is only six years. Vick and any others who engage in dog fighting should face much harsher sentences, like life imprisonment.

Matthew_O

Matthew_O

Los Angeles, CA
December 2006

JUL 27, 2007 12:41 AM

Marcus_Cthulhu said:
... "all pets are prisoners", hypocritical sacs of shit called PETA).

P.S. Why do animal lovers support PETA when their stance is that people shouldn't have pets? Probably the same reason why rational people support a group that uses acts and threats of physical violence to support their political viewpoint (which is exactly what PETA does and is the definition of terrorism). Ignorance.




Hmm...thats funny that you bring up the "no pets" thing, because in most of the interviews [that I have seen] that PETA has with celebrities, they ask "How many animal companions do you have?" And when I signed my name on a mailing list they asked me how many "animal companions" I have. I'm pretty sure PETA tries to find homes for abandoned animals too. If they didn't want people to have the animals as pets do you really think they would have shelters and pet adoption agencies working with them? Sure some of the animals are euthanized, but thats why they really push spaying and nudering your animals. Prevention is the first step, to controling the animal population? Didn't you ever hear Bob Barker at the end of every [the] Price is Right?

Some of PETAs methods are way extreme, sure. But terrorists? I think not. They picket and boycott, but I have never heard of them holding A.K.'s while doing it. So what if a couple dumb broads in fur coats get red paint splashed on them. Fuck 'em. They deserve it for wearing the fur coats in the first place.

I dunno dude, you just seem a little too angry about PETA getting involved in a case that is over something that they specifically try to prevent.

*edited to add PETAs interview with Thursday talking about pet adoption*

hor

hor

I'm lost
June 2005

JUL 27, 2007 01:14 AM

abracadabra said:
He really is a piece of shit . Anyone who does that to animals should , at the very least , be castrated . What a loser at life . Fail .



Yes.

Fail.

Fearia

Fearia

Royal Oak, MI
November 2005

JUL 27, 2007 01:17 AM

Shalome said:
Any backasswards dipshit who thinks dog fighting is a fine sport should go one round in the ring with me, gloves off.



I will fucking kill you.



Could not agree with you more. Hell, I wouldn't even say a ring. Just give me 5 minutes alone with said person with no rules . . .

Michael Vick doesn't have shit on me, or Shalome. smile

hor

hor

I'm lost
June 2005

JUL 27, 2007 01:24 AM

Shalome said:
Any backasswards dipshit who thinks dog fighting is a fine sport should go one round in the ring with me, gloves off.



I will fucking kill you.



How do I get into the ring with you without backing dog fights??


Death by Shalome love

stem

stem

Anchorage, AK
January 2007

JUL 27, 2007 02:10 AM

He should be strapped to his dog rape stand for the next six years.

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

JUL 27, 2007 02:15 AM

RudieCantFail said:

Mr. Vick faces a maximum penalty of six years in jail and a $350,000 fine if convicted.



The real tragedy is that the maximum penalty is only six years. Vick and any others who engage in dog fighting should face much harsher sentences, like life imprisonment.



No, they shouldn't get life in prison. Don't let your emotions cloud your judgement. If guilty...he should get a harsh penalty and jail time. Six years in jail is no joke.

Armed robbers, people convicted of aggravated assault, rapists and even some murderers don't get life in prison.

What he did is dispicable...unforgivable...and utterly disgusting. However...it is not an offense worthy of life in prison. Think a little bit.

RudieCantFail

RudieCantFail

I'm lost
January 2006

JUL 27, 2007 02:25 AM

Cash said:

RudieCantFail said:

Mr. Vick faces a maximum penalty of six years in jail and a $350,000 fine if convicted.



The real tragedy is that the maximum penalty is only six years. Vick and any others who engage in dog fighting should face much harsher sentences, like life imprisonment.



No, they shouldn't get life in prison. Don't let your emotions cloud your judgement. If guilty...he should get a harsh penalty and jail time. Six years in jail is no joke.

Armed robbers, people convicted of aggravated assault, rapists and even some murderers don't get life in prison.

What he did is dispicable...unforgivable...and utterly disgusting. However...it is not an offense worthy of life in prison. Think a little bit.



Actually, that was me trying to not let my emotions cloud my judgment. My emotions tell me that dog fighters should be executed in a horribly painful and cruel manner, just like what they put those animals through.

My point, though I could have stated it better, is that I believe a violent crime against an animal should be considered as bad as a violent crime against a human. In current practice, it is regarded more as a property crime.

clovesbud

clovesbud

Los Angeles, CA
September 2002

JUL 27, 2007 02:43 AM

"What he did is dispicable...unforgivable...and utterly disgusting. However...it is not an offense worthy of life in prison. Think a little bit."


I respect your opinion, thought about it, and have to say I completely disagree. Someone like this is so utterly devoid of humanity that they need to be removed from society at large. You probably just blew by that word "humanity" because it's overused, even cliched, but, it has, or had, real meaning. Torturing and killing lesser creatures for entertainment is so fundamentally wrong on a basic, instinctual level that to defend these guys eventual right to freedom and comfort is sad. I won't bend on animals and children, the innocents. When you fuck with them, you're on my list, Rational or irrational, I just feel that way on a very primal level and I can't see changing my mind anytime soon. You prove to me what those dogs did to deserve that and - you win.

WADO

WADO

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

JUL 27, 2007 03:34 AM

I hope he plays at least one game in the upcoming season, and I hope some 280 pound linebacker who loves animals bears down on him after a play and shatters three of his vertebrae. I throw up in my mouth when I think about the things I would do his knees, hearing that pudnut scream, "It's not supposed to bend that way."

He is an appalling creature..

viva_disgraziata

viva_disgraziata

Brooklyn, NY
February 2003

JUL 27, 2007 03:58 AM

"rape stands"...i believe that they just do a little "cock-fighting" in prison?

BloodMoney

BloodMoney

Bakersfield, CA
December 2006

JUL 27, 2007 04:33 AM

Fuck that guy. Piece of shit.

Tiger_Fodder

Tiger_Fodder

Braintree, MA
June 2007

JUL 27, 2007 04:44 AM

While everyone is ready to indict Vick, let's not forget that he is not the only one. There is a sizeable number of NFL and NBA players that participate in these activities. These leagues have known about it for a long time but have done nothing. Also some of the biggest acts in hip-hop are great proponents of this "gangsta" activity. I hope all of these people will be outed now!

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