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Michael Vick: The Ultimate Celebretard



By now we've learned that many celebrities (or celebretards, as I like to call them) don't exactly demonstrate the sharpest judgment skills. We've gaped and gawked at the lame excuses they've offered for their astonishing stupidity: Paris "didn't know her license was suspended," and Lindsay "was wearing someone else's pants." Uh huh.

But Michael Vick claiming that he "didn't know" what was happening on his property and pleading "not guilty" to dog fighting charges today is too much. His Nov. 26 trial date can't come soon enough. No matter which name you call him by, Michael Vick (AKA Ron Mexico, AKA Ookie) is a fucking celebretard of the highest order.

His 10-year, $130 million contract and (quickly dwindling) $7 million yearly endorsement portfolio have obviously warped his brain and led him to believe that he's above the law. His incredible stupidity and gall would almost be comical if not for the numerous dogs that he forcibly bred, trained to be killers, tortured, injected, tethered to car axles, starved, shot, electrocuted and drowned.

Dan Shannon of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, said lack of prosecution is [a] reason why dog fighting has not grabbed headlines.

"Unfortunately, it doesn't get brought to justice that often," he said. "People don't hear about it because there's not a lot of high profile cases."

The potential silver lining here is that as a celebretard, Michael Vick's fame has brought to light (and hopefully will bring to an end) the cruel and barbaric activity of dog fighting.

Mr. Vick faces a maximum penalty of six years in jail and a $350,000 fine if convicted. The N.F.L. could also take punitive action against Mr. Vick, perhaps jeopardizing the 10-year, $130 million contract he signed with the Falcons in 2002.

Not to mention probable, upcoming charges of racketeering based on the gambling aspects of dogfighting.

Do they have rape stands in prison?

 

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otaku

otaku

USA
January 2004

JUL 31, 2007 08:50 PM

benhasglasses said:

FearTheReaper said:


Go back into your bubble




I love my bubble, it keeps the animal hair out so some people can breath. ever have a 5 hour asthma attack, it's great. i recomend it. It may give us all a different opinion of our cuddly pets.



Do you at least get "quality" visits from Tawny Kitaen while you're in your bubble?

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

Okay, so I'm probably the only one who still remembers "Crystal Heart"....



GatBoy

GatBoy

Miami Beach, FL
February 2007

JUL 31, 2007 10:09 PM

FreakPirate said:

GatBoy said:
Whoa. . Tear me 2 shreds because I post something someone else said. . . Hmm. Interesting.



People could easily mistake it for your opinion. Or at least one that you support. You've posted it with no evidence that you disagree.

Also, the word "to" is your friend. Typing "2" in its place makes you sound like a 13 year old girl.



I stated my opinion on this subject in one of the earlier pages if you had bother 2 read all the comments as I have you would know my stance.
It's funny 2 me that you would think that I should have 2 explain myself 2 you or anyone else. . . I am 13.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 31, 2007 11:48 PM

GatBoy said:

I stated my opinion on this subject in one of the earlier pages if you had bother 2 read all the comments as I have you would know my stance.
It's funny 2 me that you would think that I should have 2 explain myself 2 you or anyone else. . . I am 13.



Jesus. Reading your posts is like getting kicked in the brain. You do realise how stupid you look typing 2 right?

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

JUL 31, 2007 11:52 PM

FreakPirate said:

GatBoy said:

I stated my opinion on this subject in one of the earlier pages if you had bother 2 read all the comments as I have you would know my stance.
It's funny 2 me that you would think that I should have 2 explain myself 2 you or anyone else. . . I am 13.



Jesus. Reading your posts is like getting kicked in the brain. You do realise how stupid you look typing 2 right?



U R 2 meen 2 liv.

FreakPirate

FreakPirate

Canada
November 2002

JUL 31, 2007 11:55 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

U R 2 meen 2 liv.



I will end you Aussie.

GatBoy

GatBoy

Miami Beach, FL
February 2007

JUL 31, 2007 11:59 PM

(They say a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich)....... I believe the grand jury was mislead on their true duty to society in this case and many others.
the Grand jury's duty is to protect the individual from a bad prosecution. The true purpose of the grand jury was to approve, and go over an arrest warrant, to see if it is constitutionally sound (I have case law that proves that point). But the grand jury has been used for obtaining an indictment As to the grand Jury, almost all grand juries act in the same manner, they just are not instructed properly how to hand DOWN an indictment and they generally end with, handing UP an indictment...... far from their true purpose in law
So they took it to a grand jury, and the grand jury, just looked at it and said YES..... But a true grand jury should have said... WHAT? where is your warrant, where is your case... you don't even have a specific date, how can these defendants prove either way the whereabouts of these witnesses?
But it is good to establish with the grand jury their true duty, to establish that a warrant is credible. that the constitutional protections have been afforded to the defendant..... as it stands a lot of grand juries just hear 1 side of a case... they don't confirm it, they don't challenge it, they just hear 1 side, then the Grand Jury indicts..... but, the grand jury true duty is when an agency has a warrant, then they go to the grand jury, and the grand jury picks that warrant apart, in DEFENSE of the defendant, in order to help solve any constitutional violations that may arise.
But the grand jury gets twisted it sometimes... But I've seen them correct it and they correct real rapidly...sometimes.
They will supersede the original indictment or dismiss it.... based on LAW

You mention the man point, the absolute cruelty to animals.... I believe your main point should be, are these people guilty or innocent of these charges.

It may look like Dog fighting occurred, but the charges are for running an interstate Gambling enterprise, or drug enterprise, or liquor enterprise, or a prostitution enterprise.
The law they are charged with does not fit the crime.
then it says that they used violence to further any of the above.
The indictment names about 19 dog fights over 5 years..... that is far from anything named in the law they are being charged with.
Another law in the indictment fits the crime, but only to a point, then again, not really either.
These federal, in my opinion, were not intended for this type of situation.
then the grand jury uses the term they conspired.... well, you either broke the law, or you didn't. Either the law says conspiracy, which is part of the crime, or it doesn't..... the law doesn't say conspiracy, just the grand jury does......... so that brings the indictment into question as to whether it fits the situation. There are NO exact dates in the indictment.... NOT ONE..............so, How can anyone prepare an alibi, when no date is established... it reads like this...on or about spring of 2003.... in or about late 2002.... not real accurate of a timeline.
second - the 18 usc 1952 charge is not valid, in my opinion. it applies to people to transfer profits, or use violence for specific illegal activities, those illegal activities are gambling enterprise, drugs, alcohol running, prostitution..... unless if one of you guys screwed any of the dogs, it don't apply... misused, a "malicious abuse of the legal process" (look it up)... but it's kinda classic to see the liberal prosecutors back up in arms again...so hypocritical.
third- the 7USC 2156 charge applies to sponsors, and blacks law dictionary defines a sponsor as a Godfather or protection racket. and it is only a 15,000 fine per event and/or 1 year in custody. . . it was alluded to that they conspired . colluded or confederated to do something....... but their was no FORMAL CHARGE, with any legal USC title or section that specifically named a conspiracy crime.... the violations are not for any conspiracy....... conspiracy was just a term used in the indictment.
There are specific crimes for conspiracy... 1 civil violation is title 42 section 1985...conspiracy to deny civil rights....
I've looked over 18 usc 1952 and 7 usc 2156... I don't believe either one mentions conspiracy.

I don't see Al Gore going to jail for driving 100 MPH while drunk with weed and multiple drugs in his possession.... no I see Al Gore III getting NO TIME, just treatment for that offense..... Do you think AL GORE should go to jail for him, just because he bought his son the car?
So I guess Donald Trump is responsible for everything that goes on at his properties since his name is on the deeds.

Peace&Love









hor

hor

I'm lost
June 2005

AUG 01, 2007 12:00 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:

Uncognitive said:

GatBoy said:
From an article on XXL.com
You ever heard of Joseph Stalin? He had no problem killing Russian PETA protesters back in his day.



Join us again next week for another thrilling episode of "Joseph Stalin, Time-Traveling Asshole".



I got so hung up on making fun of the white/black/Jew thing that I forgot to poke at the Stalin reference.

I think that the lay around the house and do nothing and not wear pants day is affecting my brain. frown



Dirty thoughts. Oh wait, you're prego... Eh, I'm over it. Dirty thoughts. tongue


FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

AUG 01, 2007 12:03 AM

MrKingMob said:

Formus said:

benhasglasses said:
that would be a great form of entertainment. I never said what mike vick did was good, i just don't think its as bad as it gets. lots of people have posted that theywould like to see him electrocuted, hurt, or killed.

i just think that that is wrong. its not as if he was killing people.



Killing animals painlessly for clothing and food is far different from tormenting animals for your own personal pleasure before killing them. In fact, psychologically speaking, gaining pleasure from the hurting or torturing of animals is the first sign of sociopathy.



Different in degree of their pain and suffering, yes, but the absolutes remain; both types of animals are tortured to some extent and then they die/are killed. Both are typically bred for their purposes.

The larger issue is that our culture has a double standard in terms of animal cruelty. There seem to be two groups: animals it is OK to mistreat and kill and then the protected or sacred animals.



You're right, we should kill and eat them all. Happy?

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

AUG 01, 2007 12:09 AM

GatBoy said:
Lotsa stuff

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

(They say a grand jury can indict a ham sandwich)....... I believe the grand jury was mislead on their true duty to society in this case and many others.
the Grand jury's duty is to protect the individual from a bad prosecution. The true purpose of the grand jury was to approve, and go over an arrest warrant, to see if it is constitutionally sound (I have case law that proves that point). But the grand jury has been used for obtaining an indictment As to the grand Jury, almost all grand juries act in the same manner, they just are not instructed properly how to hand DOWN an indictment and they generally end with, handing UP an indictment...... far from their true purpose in law
So they took it to a grand jury, and the grand jury, just looked at it and said YES..... But a true grand jury should have said... WHAT? where is your warrant, where is your case... you don't even have a specific date, how can these defendants prove either way the whereabouts of these witnesses?
But it is good to establish with the grand jury their true duty, to establish that a warrant is credible. that the constitutional protections have been afforded to the defendant..... as it stands a lot of grand juries just hear 1 side of a case... they don't confirm it, they don't challenge it, they just hear 1 side, then the Grand Jury indicts..... but, the grand jury true duty is when an agency has a warrant, then they go to the grand jury, and the grand jury picks that warrant apart, in DEFENSE of the defendant, in order to help solve any constitutional violations that may arise.
But the grand jury gets twisted it sometimes... But I've seen them correct it and they correct real rapidly...sometimes.
They will supersede the original indictment or dismiss it.... based on LAW

You mention the man point, the absolute cruelty to animals.... I believe your main point should be, are these people guilty or innocent of these charges.

It may look like Dog fighting occurred, but the charges are for running an interstate Gambling enterprise, or drug enterprise, or liquor enterprise, or a prostitution enterprise.
The law they are charged with does not fit the crime.
then it says that they used violence to further any of the above.
The indictment names about 19 dog fights over 5 years..... that is far from anything named in the law they are being charged with.
Another law in the indictment fits the crime, but only to a point, then again, not really either.
These federal, in my opinion, were not intended for this type of situation.
then the grand jury uses the term they conspired.... well, you either broke the law, or you didn't. Either the law says conspiracy, which is part of the crime, or it doesn't..... the law doesn't say conspiracy, just the grand jury does......... so that brings the indictment into question as to whether it fits the situation. There are NO exact dates in the indictment.... NOT ONE..............so, How can anyone prepare an alibi, when no date is established... it reads like this...on or about spring of 2003.... in or about late 2002.... not real accurate of a timeline.
second - the 18 usc 1952 charge is not valid, in my opinion. it applies to people to transfer profits, or use violence for specific illegal activities, those illegal activities are gambling enterprise, drugs, alcohol running, prostitution..... unless if one of you guys screwed any of the dogs, it don't apply... misused, a "malicious abuse of the legal process" (look it up)... but it's kinda classic to see the liberal prosecutors back up in arms again...so hypocritical.
third- the 7USC 2156 charge applies to sponsors, and blacks law dictionary defines a sponsor as a Godfather or protection racket. and it is only a 15,000 fine per event and/or 1 year in custody. . . it was alluded to that they conspired . colluded or confederated to do something....... but their was no FORMAL CHARGE, with any legal USC title or section that specifically named a conspiracy crime.... the violations are not for any conspiracy....... conspiracy was just a term used in the indictment.
There are specific crimes for conspiracy... 1 civil violation is title 42 section 1985...conspiracy to deny civil rights....
I've looked over 18 usc 1952 and 7 usc 2156... I don't believe either one mentions conspiracy.

I don't see Al Gore going to jail for driving 100 MPH while drunk with weed and multiple drugs in his possession.... no I see Al Gore III getting NO TIME, just treatment for that offense..... Do you think AL GORE should go to jail for him, just because he bought his son the car?
So I guess Donald Trump is responsible for everything that goes on at his properties since his name is on the deeds.

Peace&Love




I guess that's why one of his co-conspirators is pleading out.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 01, 2007 04:46 AM

GatBoy said:

FreakPirate said:

GatBoy said:
Whoa. . Tear me 2 shreds because I post something someone else said. . . Hmm. Interesting.



People could easily mistake it for your opinion. Or at least one that you support. You've posted it with no evidence that you disagree.

Also, the word "to" is your friend. Typing "2" in its place makes you sound like a 13 year old girl.



I stated my opinion on this subject in one of the earlier pages if you had bother 2 read all the comments as I have you would know my stance.
It's funny 2 me that you would think that I should have 2 explain myself 2 you or anyone else. . . I am 13.



Read your own fucking posts. Nowhere in any of them do you explain what your stance is on the XXL article you posted. In fact, your first post was so all over the place and poorly written that it made my eyeballs hurt to try and read it.

Thinking pit bull fighting is abominable is very noble of you, but posting an article basically saying Vick is being prosecuted because of some great Jewish/racist conspiracy without giving your own perspective on it makes you look at best little anti-Semitic.

What part of that don't you understand?

You don't have to explain yourself to me, or anyone else. I don't pay your bills. But also don't post some utter bullshit and then seem all surprised that people will trash you for it.

MrKingMob

MrKingMob

Chicago, IL
January 2003

AUG 01, 2007 06:37 AM

FearTheReaper said:

MrKingMob said:

Formus said:

benhasglasses said:
that would be a great form of entertainment. I never said what mike vick did was good, i just don't think its as bad as it gets. lots of people have posted that theywould like to see him electrocuted, hurt, or killed.

i just think that that is wrong. its not as if he was killing people.



Killing animals painlessly for clothing and food is far different from tormenting animals for your own personal pleasure before killing them. In fact, psychologically speaking, gaining pleasure from the hurting or torturing of animals is the first sign of sociopathy.



Different in degree of their pain and suffering, yes, but the absolutes remain; both types of animals are tortured to some extent and then they die/are killed. Both are typically bred for their purposes.

The larger issue is that our culture has a double standard in terms of animal cruelty. There seem to be two groups: animals it is OK to mistreat and kill and then the protected or sacred animals.



You're right, we should kill and eat them all. Happy?



It's more consistent... Go for it.

I'm exuberant.

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 01, 2007 06:43 AM

If I thought that dog was tasty, I'd have no qualms about eating it.

I think that deer are cute as hell and I'll shoot and eat one any day. I won't get off on mutilating it over and over again before I do so, though.

TaoAndCoffee

TaoAndCoffee

Stoney Creek, ON
June 2007

AUG 01, 2007 08:09 AM

I hope GatBoy comes back, even though I first read his name as BatBoy, then GoatBoy. I need my eyes checked.

But I want to ask him about the conspiracy against blacks that XXL is talking about, and why they don't mention DMX. Why his dog fighting charges haven't come up in conversation. Or how, shortly after those charges disappeared, he put out an album called "Year of the Dog" with a psychotic-looking mutant Pit Bull cross on the cover. Or how he recently signed on with a new record label.

The Man is really bringing DMX down.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

AUG 01, 2007 09:21 AM

DhD_PillowPants said:
If I thought that dog was tasty, I'd have no qualms about eating it.

I think that deer are cute as hell and I'll shoot and eat one any day. I won't get off on mutilating it over and over again before I do so, though.



DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

AUG 01, 2007 09:25 AM

Now I want steak. frown

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