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  • THURSDAY JULY 26 2007 8:00 PM

Michael Vick: The Ultimate Celebretard



By now we've learned that many celebrities (or celebretards, as I like to call them) don't exactly demonstrate the sharpest judgment skills. We've gaped and gawked at the lame excuses they've offered for their astonishing stupidity: Paris "didn't know her license was suspended," and Lindsay "was wearing someone else's pants." Uh huh.

But Michael Vick claiming that he "didn't know" what was happening on his property and pleading "not guilty" to dog fighting charges today is too much. His Nov. 26 trial date can't come soon enough. No matter which name you call him by, Michael Vick (AKA Ron Mexico, AKA Ookie) is a fucking celebretard of the highest order.

His 10-year, $130 million contract and (quickly dwindling) $7 million yearly endorsement portfolio have obviously warped his brain and led him to believe that he's above the law. His incredible stupidity and gall would almost be comical if not for the numerous dogs that he forcibly bred, trained to be killers, tortured, injected, tethered to car axles, starved, shot, electrocuted and drowned.

Dan Shannon of the People for Ethical Treatment of Animals, said lack of prosecution is [a] reason why dog fighting has not grabbed headlines.

"Unfortunately, it doesn't get brought to justice that often," he said. "People don't hear about it because there's not a lot of high profile cases."

The potential silver lining here is that as a celebretard, Michael Vick's fame has brought to light (and hopefully will bring to an end) the cruel and barbaric activity of dog fighting.

Mr. Vick faces a maximum penalty of six years in jail and a $350,000 fine if convicted. The N.F.L. could also take punitive action against Mr. Vick, perhaps jeopardizing the 10-year, $130 million contract he signed with the Falcons in 2002.

Not to mention probable, upcoming charges of racketeering based on the gambling aspects of dogfighting.

Do they have rape stands in prison?

 

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Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

JUL 26, 2007 08:13 PM

He's guilty. I mean come on..it's a no brainer. The guy has everything in the world...yet has to screw it all up by doing something like this. It's disgusting...pit bulls are awesome dogs...I really hate all the people involved with dog fighting.

curtisology

curtisology

USA
April 2006

JUL 26, 2007 08:16 PM

I'd like to see him try to fight off a pack of those dogs.

abracadabra

abracadabra

Seattle, WA
April 2004

JUL 26, 2007 08:49 PM

He really is a piece of shit . Anyone who does that to animals should , at the very least , be castrated . What a loser at life . Fail .

Marcus_Cthulhu

Marcus_Cthulhu

Fredericton, NB
June 2007

JUL 26, 2007 09:02 PM

No shit he gave a BS answer in court. What do you think his lawyer said: "tell them the truth or you'll be intellectually insulting the listeners".

PETA should stay out of high profile cases like this that are already in the hands of the justice system. Having a bunch of terrorists speak on the reasonable side only makes that side seem distasteful (as is anything associated with the fucking douche-bag, firebombing, violence endorsing, "all pets are prisoners", hypocritical sacs of shit called PETA).

P.S. Why do animal lovers support PETA when their stance is that people shouldn't have pets? Probably the same reason why rational people support a group that uses acts and threats of physical violence to support their political viewpoint (which is exactly what PETA does and is the definition of terrorism). Ignorance.

Marcus_Cthulhu

Marcus_Cthulhu

Fredericton, NB
June 2007

JUL 26, 2007 09:04 PM

No offense to you personally, of course. It's just that the premise that defense arguments somehow reflect the intelligence of the defender is absurd.

Let him rot in jail for being a dog-torturing asshole. The penalty for this sort of animal torture should mirror that applied to a case concerning human torture.

FearTheReaper

FearTheReaper

NEWSWIRE

I'm lost

JUL 26, 2007 09:04 PM

Fuck him. May he suffer for a long, long time

Gillionaire

Gillionaire

Manchester, NH
February 2007

JUL 26, 2007 09:07 PM

Fucking scumbag. He has all the money in the world, he could do anything he wanted with it, and he chooses to use it on torturing dogs for shits and giggles? What a fucking waste of life.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

JUL 26, 2007 09:09 PM

This is more forum material than anything else. I'm a bit surprised it made the newswire. But anyway, yeah, his career is over, etc.

GatBoy

GatBoy

Miami Beach, FL
February 2007

JUL 26, 2007 09:31 PM

Wow. If Vick or anyone else that is into that shit is guilty, then they deserves the jail rapestand U spoke about. I love all animals and if they made PitBull fighting legal tomorrow I would still say it's a stupid sad thing to be into even tho they have been doing it since like the 1800's. . . but lke it or not it's innocent until proven guilty. You have to ask why is quail hunting legal? Didn't Cheney shoot that dude in the face? Why is deer hunting legal? 2 words. "Deer Hunter." Shall I say any more? What do they do to the greyhounds to get them to chase that fakeass rabbit around the track? What happens to the ones that lose all the time. What do they do to get the Horses to run so well? And what happens to the ones that lose all the time? What about that thing where the pit chases the hog in a close pen? Why isn't Peta going after them? Why is cock fighting illegal? Those questions are alot deeper than one might 1st think. Supposely or for certain Vick owns the house but doesn't live there which he has enough paper to live alot of places, so yea' he is guilty for being stupid enough to buy a crib for his dumbass convict cousins. But we all have those don't we? It's not illegal to have a rapestand. It's not illegal to have 100 pitbulls. It's not illegal to breed pits which Vick did have a license for that. It's not even illegal to be present at a dog fight in most states.
Wrong is Wrong no matter how you slice it but I like to know all the details before I go jumping the shark. I had a friend that was killed by a drunk driver so I would tend to think that DUI is a bit worst if your into grading that sort of thing. These are just things for food for thought. Ya' dig. Peace&Love

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

JUL 26, 2007 09:34 PM

Well there are already douchebag apologists for Vick...like "Primetime" "Neon" Deion Sanders...

Sanders column in my local newspaper

puke mad

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

JUL 26, 2007 09:35 PM

I can't wait until his ass goes down so I can feel good about the Dirty Birds again.

Metaverse

Metaverse

USA
March 2005

JUL 26, 2007 09:47 PM

I saw someone above mention greyhounds. I myself have owned a greyhound and my folks have one right now. They are great dogs. I don't support dog racing either, both greyhounds we have had were rescued from the track. They should outlaw that too I think...what they do to them is just as bad.

Vick is nothing but trouble. His brother was an idiot too. Seeing what Deion Sanders said makes me want to slap him too.

PatrickY

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA
December 2003

JUL 26, 2007 09:49 PM

MessyJessy said:
Well there are already douchebag apologists for Vick...like "Primetime" "Neon" Deion Sanders...

Sanders column in my local newspaper

puke mad



Well, that's just the kind of piercing logic bomb I'd expect from Sanders. Way to live down to expectations, Mr. Sanders.

Formus

Formus

Milwaukee, WI
May 2007

JUL 26, 2007 09:50 PM

MessyJessy said:
Well there are already douchebag apologists for Vick...like "Primetime" "Neon" Deion Sanders...

Sanders column in my local newspaper

puke mad



Also Clinton Portis.

Flawedhero

Flawedhero

Suwanee, GA
October 2006

JUL 26, 2007 09:51 PM

I used to work with Michael Vick and I can vouch that the guy was a Grade-A narcissistic asshole who thought no rule applied to him.

Just knowing the guy ona day to day basis, I'm not at all surprised to hear about this shit and would bet any sum of money that he is guilty as hell. As to him going to jail or not, the judicial system is so fucked he'll probably get off on some small technicality.

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