Patty Hearst is a trip! They just don't make heiresses llike they used to...

they really don't.

That pic of Patty with the gun ..... kinda hot hehe.

damn that gun is sexay in her hands.

Anyway, Paris does deserve jail time. Imagine her becoming someones Bitch.

i met Patty once and she made fun of me because i was working for the dolans at the time .

that was cool

I'm assuming that, as is the case in Illinois, those "regional detention centres" (we call them "county jails") hold people who are sentenced for less than 12 months AND people who are awaiting trial. If that's the case, the inmates who are awaiting trial should be released... They haven't even been found guilty of anything.

Imagining Paris Hilton being violated by a hardcore butch gang in a seedy prison like any other prison rookie makes me think that this could possibly be her only chance in life to actually learn what pain is and maybe she would even end up meditating on the unfathomable depth of her total uselessness on this planet for at least one full minute

I hear she is getting placed into the special protection wing of the county lockup ...The oxygen theif that she is will be fine and be released with a whole new stichk to piss me of with ... Bad ass Paris.

I think its fucked up that she was allowed to hav her time cut in half. She of all people needs to learn a lesson about drunk driving and partying, after all she sets an example for a lot of youngsters. I hope they give her hell in there.

This makes me wish I still had my Patty Hearst profile avatar from Halloween. God, what a woman!

i hate sprouts on my sandwitches. if you; know what i mean.

I don't know what made me laugh more, the quote from Patty Hearst or that pic of Paris Hilton. And I heard they cut her sentence in half.

Where can we get more pictures of Paris crying?

yea, have fun in jail Paris.

speaking of the SLA, did that Kathleen Soliah (or whatever her name was) ever have to do jail time? I remember them busting her (some thirty-five years after the fact) but what was the outcome?

Well, and I can't believe that showing up for her latest court date counts as credit toward sentence-reducing "good behavior." I kind of thought that showing up for court was just kind of requisite.