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Vincent Gallo: Breakdancer. Who the Fuck Knew?



Vincent Gallo is many things: actor, comic book villain, director, musician ...self-aggrandizing celebutrash. But no matter how many times Gallo insists he was the "first white homeboy on earth," breakdancer he is most certainly not. But props to the guy for trying. Really.

Check out his b-boy skills in this 1986 Graffiti Rock pilot alongside the musical stylings of Run DMC, taken from the documentary Freestyle: The Art of Rhyme.

Unfortunately YouTube isn't hosting the video clip, so use the link above to check it out on iFilm.

 

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Appetite

Appetite

Chapel Hill, NC
March 2007

MAY 10, 2007 03:17 PM

oh, so he just stood there a little. well, that was almost as interesting as chloe s giving him a blow job

erin_broadley

erin_broadley

Los Angeles, CA
October 2006

MAY 10, 2007 03:21 PM

Appetite said:
oh, so he just stood there a little.



exactly! nice moves homeboy...

Flux

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

MAY 10, 2007 03:22 PM

I want to punch and then piss on his stupid lame face so much.

Uncognitive

Uncognitive

Brooklyn, NY
May 2003

MAY 10, 2007 03:24 PM

Flux said:
I want to punch and then piss on his stupid lame face so much.



That sounds like the shocking final scene of Brown Bunny 2: Electric Boogaloo

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

MAY 10, 2007 03:25 PM

I'm almost positive that if you look up "douche" in the OED, you will find a full-page spread of Vincent Gallo.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 10, 2007 03:26 PM

Even if Vincent Gallo discovered the cure for cancer he'd still be one of the worst people in the country.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 10, 2007 03:29 PM

Run DMC's style holds up so well. Especially compared to Kool Moe Dee.

curtisology

curtisology

USA
April 2006

MAY 10, 2007 03:34 PM

I fuckin' didn't know...

krissinamouse

krissinamouse

Bullhead City, AZ
January 2007

MAY 10, 2007 04:12 PM

why do you guys hate him so much? i actually love his work. am i sick? eeek

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

MAY 10, 2007 04:31 PM

krissinamouse said:
why do you guys hate him so much? i actually love his work. am i sick? eeek



Yes.

Cigarette

Cigarette

Cleveland, OH
April 2004

MAY 10, 2007 04:39 PM

krissinamouse said:
why do you guys hate him so much? i actually love his work. am i sick? eeek



No one here has said anything about his work. We all just hate him as a human being. Cause he's a douche on legs.

krissinamouse

krissinamouse

Bullhead City, AZ
January 2007

MAY 10, 2007 04:40 PM

how is he a douche with legs, i guess i am really dense. why is he so bad?

MuteEnt

MuteEnt

Brighton, MA
April 2006

MAY 10, 2007 05:14 PM

That egotistical, pretentious, nazi asshole...I'm going to go seethe somewhere for a bit.

krissinamouse

krissinamouse

Bullhead City, AZ
January 2007

MAY 10, 2007 05:17 PM

you know what i retract my previous statements, i just did a little google research, and yes. i even went to his website and i am sorry but he's selling his sperm for one million dollars, and i read some of the things that he has written. i consider myself educated now, and i know better. thanks for the push towards a new view of my once favorite actor.

JuniorBarnes

JuniorBarnes

Forest Grove, OR
April 2007

MAY 10, 2007 05:36 PM

Vincent Gallo is incredible. I've been a fan of his work for some time now; when I learned more about him personally (read writings by/about him, etc), it only served to give me a greater appreciation for him. In fact, I'm just going to go ahead and say it: Gallo is one of the greatest creative minds of our time.

He knows who and what he is, and he isn't afraid to let you know it. Apparently, that's a really scary thing for a lot of people. So be it, I guess.

Let the flames commence... whatever

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