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  • THURSDAY APRIL 12 2007 6:00 AM

Vince Neil Takes Over Cruise Ship



These days Mötley Crüe singer/reality TV star Vince Neil is doing more than just revamping his image. Now the farcical frontman has announced plans to revamp a Carnival Imagination cruise ship by transforming the mighty vessel into a four-day booze and boobs extravaganza, amusingly dubbed the "Mötley Cruise." Such a gem of a catchphrase...

TMZ reports:

The ship of fools sails January 24, 2008 from Miami, with stops in Key West and Cozumel, and includes concerts by Neil and "several other recognizable bands," yet to be announced. Sounds to us like an episode of "Bands Reunited!"

While rooms start at $479 (alcohol not included), those who opt for the $1400 - $1700 suites get priority seating for the concerts. Is that a perk?

 
Comments
linelin

linelin

Tampa, FL
June 2006

APR 12, 2007 06:05 AM

Vince Neil is still alive? I thought he died in the early 90s, that could have just been his career though.

CitizenD

CitizenD

Australia
April 2006

APR 12, 2007 06:08 AM

He is like herpes. You can relieve the symptoms, even remove all outwards traces of him, but eventually, he will resurface to cause discomfort and irritation.

Is anyone ebaying a torpedo or something?

NaughtyDevil

NaughtyDevil

Australia
April 2007

APR 12, 2007 07:37 AM

lol, yeah he doesn't seem to have the wide appeal that Tommy has... smile

SignalNoise

SignalNoise

USA
February 2004

APR 12, 2007 09:10 AM

Will this be one of those cruises where some terrible virus causes vomiting and evacuation?

ShinraCorp

ShinraCorp

Lynnfield, MA
November 2004

APR 12, 2007 12:43 PM

dear lord... i keep getting visions of 80s hair metal groupies showin off their goods on this cruise.

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

APR 12, 2007 12:47 PM

SignalNoise said:
Will this be one of those cruises where some terrible virus causes vomiting and evacuation?



No, the music will cause that.

hor

hor

USA
June 2005

APR 16, 2007 12:40 AM

linelin said:
Vince Neil is still alive? I thought he died in the early 90s, that could have just been his career though.



Clearly you did not see his episode of MTV Cribs. tongue

EvanX

EvanX

Grand Rapids, MI
June 2003

APR 16, 2007 02:05 PM

Wow, that's pathetic.

Maybe they can stray into Iranian waters and get captured. But no one will care and we'll never have to hear of this again.