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Michael Jackson Wants a 50 Foot Desert Robot

Submitted by PointBlank

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: Michael Jackson, Robot, Lasers, WTF



If you ask me, the headline for this post is all you need to read to capture the hardcore lunacy brilliance of the totally sane King of Pop's completely normal plan.

Michael Jackson has been reviewing plans for a 50-foot robotic replica of himself should he launch a show there.

"It would be in the desert sands," said Mike Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, consultants to large entertainment companies. "Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it's old school."



Shh...you had me at "50 foot robot replica of Michael Jackson with lasers shooting out of it." In a related story, all the wars of the world stopped for a few minutes while everyone tried to stop giggling.

(PointBlank thinks he'd be happy with a 20-foot cyborg. Lasers optional)

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K2PhotoStudio

K2PhotoStudio

Denver, CO
June 2006

MAR 29, 2007 06:43 AM

Probably because the song is called 900-ft Jesus, which roughly correlates to 50-ft MJ somehow in his mind.

K2PhotoStudio

K2PhotoStudio

Denver, CO
June 2006

MAR 29, 2007 06:45 AM

Alecks said:
it should say "Scientists are still tinkering with the guidance matrix so that the robot can moonwalk if need be."

but seriously wouldnt it be funny that if at the grand unveliling it malfunction and caught fire then spun to put it out?

=-> Alecks



Of if the pyrotechnics caught his hair on fire? Maybe falling over on a Pepsi truck then? Does this mean he's also going to build giant amusement park rides, and 30-foot robotic monkeys to keep things interesting?

binturong

binturong

San Clemente, CA
March 2007

MAR 29, 2007 08:44 AM

Monica said:
Don't we all want our own 50-foot desert robot? I mean really...



i had one, and the sand was not a good thing for the giant mechanized me's moving components....

RileyStClair

RileyStClair

Los Angeles, CA
September 2006

MAR 29, 2007 09:21 AM

K2photostudio said:

Alecks said:
it should say "Scientists are still tinkering with the guidance matrix so that the robot can moonwalk if need be."

but seriously wouldnt it be funny that if at the grand unveliling it malfunction and caught fire then spun to put it out?

=-> Alecks



Of if the pyrotechnics caught his hair on fire? Maybe falling over on a Pepsi truck then? Does this mean he's also going to build giant amusement park rides, and 30-foot robotic monkeys to keep things interesting?



as you can see, this is only going somewhere awesome.

BlastProcessing

BlastProcessing

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAR 29, 2007 10:05 AM

Well, at least one aspect of him is normal.

Cosmo

Cosmo

Lansdale, PA
November 2003

MAR 29, 2007 03:59 PM

So how long do you think it will be before the robot is accused of molesting Bob's Big Boy?

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