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  • WEDNESDAY MARCH 28 2007 6:30 PM

Michael Jackson Wants a 50 Foot Desert Robot

Submitted by PointBlank

Edited by Rahodeb

Tags: Michael Jackson, Robot, Lasers, WTF



If you ask me, the headline for this post is all you need to read to capture the hardcore lunacy brilliance of the totally sane King of Pop's completely normal plan.

Michael Jackson has been reviewing plans for a 50-foot robotic replica of himself should he launch a show there.

"It would be in the desert sands," said Mike Luckman of Luckman Van Pier, consultants to large entertainment companies. "Laser beams would shoot out of it so it would be the first thing people flying would see. Neon is wonderful, but it's old school."



Shh...you had me at "50 foot robot replica of Michael Jackson with lasers shooting out of it." In a related story, all the wars of the world stopped for a few minutes while everyone tried to stop giggling.

(PointBlank thinks he'd be happy with a 20-foot cyborg. Lasers optional)

 

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catdad

catdad

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAR 28, 2007 09:16 PM

Why only 50 feet?

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

MAR 28, 2007 09:20 PM

Cosmo said:

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



I made this for the 'Hot Michael' thread, when i couldn't find an actual photo of him on fire.

I guess now I should update it with the laser beams.


Yeah, I was pretty frickin' surprised that two search engines yielded zero Michael Jackson w/hair on fire results. frown

be_elzebe

be_elzebe

China
May 2006

MAR 28, 2007 09:37 PM

Oh man, when I first saw the title of this thread I thought it said, "Michael Jackson Wants a 50 Foot Dessert" and I got really excited.

st_even

st_even

Milwaukee, WI
September 2006

MAR 28, 2007 09:46 PM

Margot_Dent said:

Bastardo said:
PEW PEW!




zoom image



That ego's too strong for blasters!

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

MAR 28, 2007 09:49 PM

Saying "Michael Jackson has a crazy idea" is like saying "water is wet."

Boehm

Boehm

Vancouver, BC
January 2007

MAR 28, 2007 10:28 PM

that is so cool

Bebe

Bebe

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 28, 2007 11:05 PM

if i saw that, i would pee my pants. no kidding.

scylis

scylis

Seattle, WA
November 2004

MAR 28, 2007 11:16 PM

ikoL said:

scylis said:
this would have been so much better if set to the music from The Terminator.

(and i won't settle for anything less than 30' and 60 tons, with ER Lasers and Long Range Missile racks)



No no no...Gausse Rifle, ER PPC, and jump jets.



oh aff aff aff... Mad Dog/Vulture ftw, freebirth!

Crim

Crim

HOPEFUL

Portland, OR

MAR 28, 2007 11:28 PM

motorfirebox

motorfirebox

Pittsburgh, PA
March 2004

MAR 28, 2007 11:54 PM

i think the lasers give it real dignity.

AlwysPresnt

AlwysPresnt

Villa Rica, GA
November 2004

MAR 29, 2007 12:02 AM

I knew it was coming. Ever since He transformed into a giant 50 foot robot in the Moonwalker movie. Granted he than turned into a giant space ship ( Imperial Star Destroyer).

Kolic

Kolic

Tulsa, OK
July 2004

MAR 29, 2007 01:01 AM

scylis said:

ikoL said:

scylis said:
this would have been so much better if set to the music from The Terminator.

(and i won't settle for anything less than 30' and 60 tons, with ER Lasers and Long Range Missile racks)



No no no...Gausse Rifle, ER PPC, and jump jets.



oh aff aff aff... Mad Dog/Vulture ftw, freebirth!



Battlemaster custom setup, you <expletive deleted> canister!

HorseheadFiddle

HorseheadFiddle

San Diego, CA
October 2004

MAR 29, 2007 03:42 AM

Why did you post this video?
Its fucking awful.
Its by a fucking awful artist,
and a fucking awful music video director.
And also, its relevance?

Crim said:



K2photostudio

K2photostudio

Denver, CO
June 2006

MAR 29, 2007 06:41 AM

I want one, but not of MJ. Maybe Bea Arthur? That'd be scarier. Well maybe not scarier than MJ in a burka, but close.

Actually, if I think about it more, we could build these in the form people you don't want to fux with and send them to patrol Iraq. Like maybe a giant Christopher Walken, or Bobby D. from Taxi Driver?

black_tar_heroin

black_tar_heroin

I'm lost
January 2003

MAR 29, 2007 06:42 AM

o_O

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