wait....Is this a Onion story?

Kevin Federline said it.

Enough people have "passed fucking judgment" on me and I've only asked that every thread in which I'm in not be immediately hijacked into a personal referendum on how much everyone hates me personally. Yeah?

If I was Morgan or Poptard or whatever, I'd tell you to stop being a fuckin' whiner. But I'm not Morgan or Poptard, so I haven't, nor will I. Nor was I commenting on your circumstances, I don't even know you.

I was talking about someone who told us all collectively to do whatever Bush tells us to. Someone who turned her marriage into a reality series freakshow in which we got to see her dad make awkward and creepy drunken advances. She has no idea what a car seat is, and chooses to spend her time drinking and stoned off her gourd rather than look after her kids.

Her act is absolutely vile. Never mind the body image issues she instills in others, that whole madonna/whore thing rubs me totally the wrong way.

I'm not sure why a bunch of left liberal types who repeatedly tell me I deserve to die (with the personal impact on the lives of, oh, ZERO people) are defending this woman.

No, my objection was over "cries for help" suicide attempts. Either fucking do it, or simply go to someone and get help.

I assure you, when, not IF, WHEN, I decide to cash in my chips, there will be no advance warning or any cry for help. Someone will simply find a spent shotgun and my headless corpse.

I'm disgusted at the whole media circus. She's exploiting this, her publicist is exploiting this, and the media are exploiting this.

The only way this story's gonna end is with her ceasing to exist. Nowadays has been stars are like herpes. They don't go away - we merely sit there gawping at their decay and self-destruction. We've become deathwatch junkies and it makes me ill.

source my ass.. it's probably another guest at Promises, hoping to get some attention.

i was listening to Alice Cooper Nights on the radio and even he's not making fun of her. that poor girl needs a life to herself. it's not even hers anymore.

in death she will only get bigger just to piss you off. but i like how you say "we".. including yourself in buying into the media.

Nice to see the SG newswire is publishing bullshit tabloid stories that are backed up by exactly zero credible sources.

Kudos!

If you strike her down, she shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

I ain't no Spears fan, but it makes me sad. She has kids now and suicide is a selfish way out. I hope she gets help and works it out. If Kfed is her "rock" so be it... just no more kids Brit.

Sounds like post partum depression. She'll probably end up writing a book about it 5 years down the road like Brooke Shields. I can see Britney losing the kids though, and more? Psshh, talk about the most white-trashy conclusion you can make to solve a problem. Oy vey..

kinda like jesus...

I can't imagine what else you'd expect when coverage of celebrity news is encouraged.

Oh good God. Yeah. I'm a whiner, whatever. I'm in a pissy mood. I didn't say you passed judgement on me, you're right, you don't know me. What the fuck, how in the hell do you know Britney Spears? Wow, we should all be so lucky to be close to a celebrity like that. All you know is what the fucking paparazzi and media report on. Everyone gets high, drinks, new mothers fuck up. They just don't have assholes with cameras following them around. Shit. I don't care, I support Bush. Guess you can judge me on that one. We don't know if she really tried to commit suicide. Even if it was a cry for help, its still, a cry for help. There is something wrong. Attention, it's hard for some people, especially those who have been through so much shit, have pride, to break down and say "hey, I need help." Sorry her suicide attempt wasn't successful for you. Just cuz she didn't succeed, doesn't mean it wasn't serious. A lot of people try to eat a shotgun barrel and miss and blow half their brain out and still live. Think they're goin at it half assed?

So once again, you don't know how hard it is for someone to ask for help. Sometimes people do things that cry out for help. Drugs, drinking, whatever. It's all a cry for help. Jesus Christ. Got insurance? Go see a shrink.

I'm a member of the Celeb Worship group. I enjoy stories about celebrities. I don't enjoy shock fabrications posted as truth by people who don't check sources, no matter what part of the newswire they're on.