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The Bloodsucking Brady Bunch Hang-Ten: the Lost Boys 2



Joel Schumacher's 1987 vampire gang saga The Lost Boys is a classic — a rare jem of sleazy, fangtastic teen-horror that strikes the perfect balance between corny dialog and monsters-in-the-night madness. And let's not forget the killer soundtrack.

It's also one of those movies that filmmakers should really just leave alone — meaning, don't attempt a sequel. Just don't. There have been rumors of several Lost Boys 2 scripts since the late '80s and Schumacher himself tried several times to get a Lost Girls follow-up made during the '90s.

But now Schumacher's really got his panties in a twist because Warner Bros Pictures decided to vamp-out one last time and has acquired rights to a seemingly disastrous, straight-to-DVD sequel that begins production later this year in San Diego. Vampire surf team, anyone?

[Schumacher] says, "I told them to do THE LOST GIRLS and not do a The Lost Boys sequel. There is no The Lost Boys sequel. All the boys are dead. The Two COREYS (HAIM and FELDMAN) are too old. So what would be the movie? You'd have to make up a whole new set of characters. "I said, 'Do gorgeous teenage biker chicks who are vampires. It'll be great.' But they don't listen to me."

 

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Subrosa

Subrosa

San Francisco, CA
July 2004

FEB 07, 2007 01:00 PM

If it's anything like the original, my sisters will force me to watch it 145 times while making out with a post that they're pretending is Jason Patrick.

Kristie

Kristie

Chicago, IL
December 2004

FEB 07, 2007 01:09 PM

This saddens me.

I should really get Lost Boys on DVD. Keifer was so fucking hot!

Horrorflick

Horrorflick

Detroit, MI
February 2003

FEB 07, 2007 01:16 PM

Can anybody smell it yet? (I mean the huge SHIT TSUNAMI that will be this movie...) Seriously, why do they have to fuck with the original by attaching this piece of crap to it by virtue of the name? Hollywood has been making vampires into such crap these days anyway, would anybody have noticed another one unless it had something to do with a classic like Lost Boys? Fuck me, I don't know... puke

Admiral_Pants

Admiral_Pants

Austin, TX
May 2004

FEB 07, 2007 01:19 PM

unravled said:

SnakePlissken said:
So, we're talking Point Break with vampires?



BEST MOVIE EVER.



So you're saying the FBI is going to pay me to suck blood?

DeceptiviewFilm

DeceptiviewFilm

Parlin, NJ
February 2004

FEB 07, 2007 01:24 PM

wadewalker said:
At least no one's ruining Near Dark with a sequel.



they are aremaking near dark...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BrightRedScream

BrightRedScream

Stoney Creek, ON
April 2005

FEB 07, 2007 01:29 PM

Ugh.
Why!? Just...why?

aegies

aegies

Oakland, CA
June 2004

FEB 07, 2007 01:29 PM

Saraphine said:

SnakePlissken said:
So, we're talking Point Break with vampires?



Um confused -- that doesn't even sound bad. That sounds awesome!
So I have a soft spot for what's-his-face...Aaaand a thing for vampire movies. love



I think if Lori Petty were involved again it would be more like a movie about Mummies than Vampires.

Odette

Odette

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

FEB 07, 2007 01:34 PM

SnakePlissken said:
So, we're talking Point Break with vampires?



Right, so these guys are wearing what, SPF 1,000,000?

aleksa

aleksa

Tacoma, WA
April 2006

FEB 07, 2007 01:47 PM

trocc said:

wadewalker said:
At least no one's ruining Near Dark with a sequel.


shush! wink

and lord knows i never thought i'd be agreeing with Joel Schumaker on an issue of quality... tongue



Yeah, I thought the same thing. Scary, eh?

Kristie

Kristie

Chicago, IL
December 2004

FEB 07, 2007 01:53 PM

Odette said:

SnakePlissken said:
So, we're talking Point Break with vampires?



Right, so these guys are wearing what, SPF 1,000,000?



Ooooh! Nicely done! tongue

JDRook

JDRook

Calgary, AB
December 2004

FEB 07, 2007 02:19 PM

I had been watching 24 and there's a scene where Jack/Keifer escapes by tricking a guard to get close enough to him to fatally bite him in the neck. This of course leads to a shot of him with blood dripping down his face as he spits it out disgustedly.

Now I know he's a pro, done dozens of projects since, but I'd love to know what he was thinking when he read that script direction. I like to believe some unnamed writer suffered the equivalent of getting short-sheeted.

endlessly

endlessly

Fort Wainwright, AK
June 2006

FEB 07, 2007 03:22 PM

thaddeusmutton said:

unravled said:

SnakePlissken said:
So, we're talking Point Break with vampires?



BEST MOVIE EVER.



So you're saying the FBI is going to pay me to suck blood?



CAPITAL!!!! Awesome comeback, well done!!

biggrin biggrin

apesamongus

apesamongus

Atlanta, GA
July 2002

FEB 07, 2007 03:39 PM

[Schumacher] says, 'Do gorgeous teenage biker chicks who are vampires. It'll be great.' But they don't listen to me."


Sounds like a smart guy, keep an eye on him, he's going places.

Longpastbedtime

Longpastbedtime

Ames, IA
March 2003

FEB 07, 2007 04:06 PM

*crosses fingers* Lost Boys in Space... c'mon, Lost Boys in Space... biggrin

crazytalk

crazytalk

Brooklyn, NY
February 2006

FEB 07, 2007 04:23 PM

i hope it's the best sequel ever made.
i loved the first one, but seriously... i was fucking 11 years old. what did i know?
most eleven year olds really don't know shit about film.

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