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Mel Gibson's 'Apocalypto' a Bloody Good Time?

TUESDAY DECEMBER 5 2006 10:00 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By Alyk.

TAGS: Apocalypto, Mel Gibson, Gore, Drinking



Don’t eat dinner before seeing Mel Gibson’s new movie, Apocalypto; the movie is crazy-bloody and violent. With the tag line, “When the end comes, not everyone is ready to go,” we should expect some beatings, but critics said the Disney film went a bit too far.

"The most violent movie Disney has ever released, with so much blood spurting out of orifices that even Martin Scorsese would blush," says FoxNews.com's Roger Friedman. "If you've wondered what it would be like to see heads and hearts removed without anesthesia, then this is the movie for you . . . The action is often cartoonish, and the dialogue - which is all spoken in some ancient dialect with subtitles - is often preposterous. In one scene, after what seems like the umpteenth bloody killing, one Mayan quips to another and the translation is, 'He's [bleeped].' "


Gibson directed and co-wrote the film, and he admitted the pressure from this film caused his out-of-control drinking, which came to a head during his infamous DUI arrest last summer.

Speaking on Spanish news show Aqui Y Ahora, Gibson revealed his ambitious new movie led him back to the bottle.

When a host asks if the "stress and driving yourself to a limit of knowing what you could do with this film perhaps led you back to drinking," Gibson replies, "Absolutely, I think there's a lot of pressures."


And Jews. Jews can really drive a man to drink.

 

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Pokes

Pokes

Vancouver, BC
October 2003

DEC 05, 2006 06:17 PM

Mel Gibson made a gorey piece of shit? What are the odds? whatever

photoline

photoline

Edmonton, AB
January 2005

DEC 05, 2006 06:45 PM

Did they let Saddam out of jail? lol

How long until Disney is making XXX videos? "Debbie Does Disneyworld"? "Eros in Epcot"? "Snow White and the Seven Dongs"?

reprobate

reprobate

New Orleans, LA
December 2002

DEC 05, 2006 07:56 PM

Hossenfeffah said:

Alyk said:
I'm so sorry about all those phone calls I made to your home complaining about Mel Gibson; I was way out of line, and I apologize.

Stop assuming you know dick about the people who write these stories. Because you don't, unless I mistakeningly invited you to my last houseparty.



Oh damn, was that YOU on the phone a few minutes ago? wink

But seriously, barring the last bit about being bullheaded etc, which I understand was probably too confrontational (and apologies if you were personally offended), you failed to address the meat of my post, which is that critics seem to love the movie, and "overly-violent" wasn't really an issue for most of the current reviewers.



The majority of real reviewers are pretty united that its contrived, sensationalistic and generally shitty. As for his brilliant track record, He's directed exactly four movies. One of which you've not seen yet, and one was "Man Without A Face".

kaffeine

kaffeine

Montreal, QC
December 2004

DEC 06, 2006 12:32 AM

photoline said:
Did they let Saddam out of jail? lol



Damn, someone beat me to it.

jonasgrumby

jonasgrumby

Portland, OR
April 2004

DEC 06, 2006 01:35 AM

reprobate said:
The majority of real reviewers are pretty united that its contrived, sensationalistic and generally shitty. As for his brilliant track record, He's directed exactly four movies. One of which you've not seen yet, and one was "Man Without A Face".


The "real" reviewers look pretty evenly split to me.

Calypso

Calypso

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

DEC 06, 2006 08:48 AM


"The action is often cartoonish, and the dialogue - which is all spoken in some ancient dialect with subtitles - is often preposterous."



It's Yucatec Maya, you insensitive fuck. Ah, well...leave it to the journalistic prowess of a Fox News reporter to get all the facts on the story. puke

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