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James Bond Actor Wants Some Boy-on-Boy Action

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: James Bond, Casino Royale, Daniel Craig, Gay, Judi Dench



The newest actor to portray James Bond, Daniel Craig, stated the character could use some updating and modernizing. He claimed the best way to do this is to give the notorious ladies man some new proclivities. Craig suggested a gay scene might spice things up.

"I mean, look at (British TV series) Doctor Who—that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye," he added.


Craig also stated he was fine going full-frontal in the newest Bond installment, Casino Royale.

"Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it,"


Um, ok…Was it really your dick, dude? Craig reportedly had a body double for nude scenes.

"I had stunt men all the way. Stunt penises? I've got four or five."


What’s with the stunt penis? Dame Judi Dench claimed you have a gigantic schlong. She caught a glimpse of your junk when she was stalking you outside your trailer.

She revealed: "It's an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldn't have said that. How uncouth of me!"


Oh, Judi! You dirty girl!

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kaffeine

kaffeine

Montreal, QC
December 2004

DEC 01, 2006 02:46 PM

Boy on boy action should be inserted into everything. Seriously. Especially James Bond.
love

TheFly

thefly

Eagle Springs, NC
November 2003

DEC 01, 2006 03:00 PM

Bond needs updating and modernizing... yet Craig stars in the "prequel" Bond movie. This guy really lack PR skills.


But I've just gave much more respect for the uncouth Dame Dench!

Sounds a delightful idea. I hated the way the series went. The Brosnan films were unwatchably silly.



Uh, well... there was this actor named Roger Moore... confused

Cheech

Cheech

Portland, OR
January 2003

DEC 01, 2006 05:30 PM

I was just telling Kikka this week that Bond should've seduced Mr. Wint and Mr. Kidd Diamonds Are Forever. Glorious 4-way sex with them and whoever was the Bond girl in that one would've been a zippy ending, very cosmopolitan.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 02, 2006 08:10 AM

Dogslife said:

SnowgodCCR said:
Well, seeing as Craig is perhaps THE WORST James Bond ever, and that he failed to understand that Casino Royale is a remake of the first Bond movie ever...I don't really care what he thinks should be done with the 007 franchise. I saw the remake the other night and I was sorely dissapointed with it. He's far too muscle bound to pull off being James Bond, and he just comes off as arrogant rather than witty. Never mind the fact that he wasn't using almost any of the standard bond gear, save the Omega and Aston Martin (halfway through the film...finally.) Wheres the PPK? Where's the lasers? Seriously....



You obviously know all sorts of things about how movies are made. Please, tell us more.



Mooooveeezzz izzz betttttah with lazeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrzzzzzz!

R0nin

R0nin

Chicago, IL
October 2005

DEC 02, 2006 07:24 PM

Absofuckinglutely NOT! When I think of James Bond, I think of Sean Connery's portrayal of the character. I don't know how someone like Craig ever get to play Bond in the first place??? I'll have to skip this one and stick to the classics I guess.. I never thought they could fuck up something like James Bond, but they certainly have done it!

Spats

Spats

North Hollywood, CA
September 2006

DEC 10, 2006 10:52 PM

SnowgodCCR said:
Well, seeing as Craig is perhaps THE WORST James Bond ever, and that he failed to understand that Casino Royale is a remake of the first Bond movie ever...I don't really care what he thinks should be done with the 007 franchise. I saw the remake the other night and I was sorely dissapointed with it. He's far too muscle bound to pull off being James Bond, and he just comes off as arrogant rather than witty. Never mind the fact that he wasn't using almost any of the standard bond gear, save the Omega and Aston Martin (halfway through the film...finally.) Wheres the PPK? Where's the lasers? Seriously....



Wow, I'm sorry you feel that way about Crag's Bond. I agree he's arrogant, brutal, somewhat sadistic and, as M. says, "a blunt instrument." But a lot of these traits are straight out of Fleming. In a way, CASINO ROYALE is the perfect fusion of Broccoli's suave superman with Fleming's very human and flawed government assassin who struggles with his conscience, role, and shortcomings (incuding drug addiction.) I'm thrilled the producers have shaken things up in this way, and given us -- for the first time -- a Bond who's just this side of believable. Sure, I'll miss the lasers and piranah pools and volcano lairs. But don't count the fantastical elements out completely. Remember: Le Chiffre wept blood. And there has been a tradition of more "real-world" Bonds like FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE, FOR YOUR EYES ONLY, and THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS interspersed with the more sci-fi inspired ones. Tip the balance too far in the sci-fi direction, though, and we end up with invisible cars.

Lemonkid

Lemonkid

Canada
May 2003

DEC 10, 2006 10:57 PM

WWSD?

What would Scopitone do?

sweetbutch

sweetbutch

USA
March 2006

DEC 11, 2006 10:32 PM







I'm so totally down to go down on Daniel Craig

He's the only male star out there right now that makes me stoopid hard



Shit, I'd work my way through the body doubles to get to him



Where's my SAG card? Where's my lube? Where's my sense of decency, Sir!


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