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James Bond Actor Wants Some Boy-on-Boy Action

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 30 2006 8:00 AM

Submitted by Alyk. Edited By erin_broadley.

TAGS: James Bond, Casino Royale, Daniel Craig, Gay, Judi Dench

The newest actor to portray James Bond, Daniel Craig, stated the character could use some updating and modernizing. He claimed the best way to do this is to give the notorious ladies man some new proclivities. Craig suggested a gay scene might spice things up.

"I mean, look at (British TV series) Doctor Who—that has had gay scenes in it and no one blinks an eye," he added.

Craig also stated he was fine going full-frontal in the newest Bond installment, Casino Royale.

"Why not? I think in this day and age, fans would have accepted it,"

Um, ok…Was it really your dick, dude? Craig reportedly had a body double for nude scenes.

"I had stunt men all the way. Stunt penises? I've got four or five."

What’s with the stunt penis? Dame Judi Dench claimed you have a gigantic schlong. She caught a glimpse of your junk when she was stalking you outside your trailer.

She revealed: "It's an absolute monster! Maybe I shouldn't have said that. How uncouth of me!"

Oh, Judi! You dirty girl!

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Bev_Antain

Italy

February 2004

NOV 30, 2006 08:09 AM

One of the most hilarious news posts, congratulations Alyk

MikeofEvil2

United Kingdom

September 2003

NOV 30, 2006 08:17 AM

Bisexual Bond would rock, actually. Competely against the history of the character, but it would make things much more interesting and it'd be great to have a 'hero' of that sort of status portrayed as bisexual.

Also, I want it to happen so I can hear the editors of the Sun, the Star and the Sport all have simultaneous heart attacks.

CherishChain

Houston, TX

October 2006

NOV 30, 2006 08:19 AM

loller coaster...

Cheza

Victoria, BC

August 2004

NOV 30, 2006 08:21 AM

Oh Daniel and Dame Judi...I love you both.

Markus001

United Kingdom

November 2004

NOV 30, 2006 08:21 AM

His point about Doctor Who is a little bit of a misnomer, really. The Doctor himself is never referred to as being bisexual, only Captain Jack. Most people's attitudes are 'As long as its not the title character, who cares?' but in Bond...it's Bond. I honestly don't think people would buy a gay Bond - a man considered the peak of masculinity by most macho macho men? There'd practically be a rebellion. (Note: This is not my personal view, it's just the public reaction )

I think it would be kind of amusing. Although I would demand that I get his women while he meets the boys.

MikeofEvil: I'll be watching the headlines

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL

November 2004

NOV 30, 2006 08:58 AM

I agree. I've always wanted to write a "tough guy" crime movie in which the lead bad ass is bisexual. Would make for some interesting sub plots. I've never written it because I'm real lazy.

Pudding

San Pedro, CA

June 2005

NOV 30, 2006 09:14 AM

someone has been reading my mind *puts on tin foil hat*

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

NOV 30, 2006 09:16 AM

I think he already was and no one noticed. He's so pragmatic and randy, it seems logical.

SirPsychoSexy

Ridgewood, NJ

January 2004

NOV 30, 2006 09:41 AM

Moneypenny: You know how I know you're gay?

BrokeAccount

United Kingdom

August 2005

NOV 30, 2006 09:48 AM

Lucifer Box, anybody?

Vestril

Coronado, CA

February 2003

NOV 30, 2006 09:58 AM

SirPsychoSexy said:
Moneypenny: You know how I know you're gay?

Because it's now Mister Moneypenny and they were flirting just a moment before!

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI

March 2004

NOV 30, 2006 09:59 AM

He's a sex fiend. I can see him having sex with anything.

Wasn't there an SNL where James Bond went to the doctor and they found out he had like 27 STDs, including two only found in sharks. Then he had to call up everyone he's ever had sex with to inform them. At the end, he was like

"Hello, Robin? Is Batman there? ... No, stay on the line, this concerns you, too."

Spats

North Hollywood, CA

September 2006

NOV 30, 2006 10:07 AM

I don't know if I'd buy a truly bi-sexual Bond, but it might be cool if he had to seduce a gay villian as part of his mission. This is not completely virgin territory in the Bond series -- in ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET SERVICE, Bond donned a kilt and fake accent to impersonate a gay baronet (although his homosexuality was only broadly hinted at in the film.)