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MONDAY NOVEMBER 27 2006 10:00 PM

Pop Princess Reinvents Herself by Leaving the Drawers at Home

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by erin_broadley

Tags: Britney Spears, Paris Hilton

Are you ready for a gratuitous gossip story? If not, read no furthergo check out the politics section or something. Anyway, Britney Spears seems to be on a desperate path for reinvention. Shortly after giving birth to her second child, Spears decided to revitalize her struggling career by dropping her deadbeat, wanna-be rapper husband, getting some new boobs, and washing her hair. Part of her evolution, according to some sources, is to make herself over into a party-girl MILF.

Brit, desperate for a comeback, hooked up with Paris Hilton for lessons. Photographers caught the two all over Las Vegas and Los Angeles during the past couple of weeksdancing, shopping, and hooking. Hilton gave Spears a few of her attention-getting maneuvers, most notably, apparently advising the former pop-star to leave her panties at home.

Spears was snapped with Hilton on Friday night leaving West Hollywood's Hyde nightclub in a white T-shirt and black mini-skirt (both very Hilton-esque) as well as a pair of Paris' trademark oversize sunglasses.

While maneuvering out of the cab in the black mini, Spears managed to flash her goods to the throng of paparazziand there was an awful lot to see.

This proves to all the haters Brit isnt the mediocre mother we all thought she wasshe's out there trying to make that dollar for her babies.

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Comments

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI

July 2005

NOV 27, 2006 10:11 PM

Wow, 3-4 years ago, I probably would be craning my neck and looking at this from 543 different angles to see more. Now, I'm terrified.

You_Dont_Know_Me

Bossier City, LA

July 2004

NOV 27, 2006 10:15 PM

huh ... I thought these were fake ...

Deny

USA

August 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:19 PM

And I like had so much respect for her... Now she goes and does this... Hanging out with Paris Hilton... Like, how could she?

Targeted

Willsboro, NY

June 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:23 PM

It's a record! She kept her legs shut for more than 6 seconds! I believe in you Brittany, you can clean up your act.

turin

Denver, CO

October 2003

NOV 27, 2006 10:23 PM

if she's not gonna be a skank, what the hell good is she?

xaly

Albuquerque, NM

July 2005

NOV 27, 2006 10:26 PM

How come no one hasn't said anything about her new perfume?

darf_nader

Kansas City, MO

March 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:26 PM

They are both probably faked. the "vag" area is cloned from the knee. it is obvious in the first photo as you can see that the lighting matches her right knee perfectly. If you're wondering wether or not it's difficult to do, it takes a total of about 45 seconds to open, clone the area, adjust lighting, and save.

And aside from all my conspiracy theories, I don't think Britney is that idiotic.

For instance, here's my version taken directly from the knee.

(I really don't have enough to do...)

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI

July 2005

NOV 27, 2006 10:28 PM

darf_nader said:
They are both probably faked. the "vag" area is cloned from the knee. it is obvious in the first photo as you can see that the lighting matches her right knee perfectly. If you're wondering wether or not it's difficult to do, it takes a total of about 45 seconds to open, clone the area, adjust lighting, and save.

And aside from all my conspiracy theories, I don't think Britney is that idiotic.

For instance, here's my version taken directly from the knee.

(I really don't have enough to do...)

Oddly, I'm relieved.

darf_nader

Kansas City, MO

March 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:31 PM

Normally I would say that you should be. But, as I said, this took all of about 45 seconds. I suppose I could have take that time to look at more boobs... okay, okay. i should have taken that time to look at more boobs.

Deny

USA

August 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:32 PM

darf_nader said:
And aside from all my conspiracy theories, I don't think Britney is that idiotic.

Yeah!! She married Kevin Federline didn't she?!!

Weston

La Mesa, CA

June 2005

NOV 27, 2006 10:38 PM

She's going for the win!

http://lazygirls.info/Britney_Spears/Candid_With_Paris_Nov_26_2006b_wMwjCn0

http://lazygirls.info/Britney_Spears/Britney_Spears_Club_Teddy_S_11_22_2006_05_xlogoaF

darf_nader

Kansas City, MO

March 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:40 PM

She's an enigma! She's wearing a Little Miss Sunshine t-shirt, leopard print, and flashing! By all reason this should create some sort of temporal paradox and destroy half of the planet! (another reason that leads me to believe this is more than likely a fake)