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  • MONDAY NOVEMBER 27 2006 10:00 PM

Pop Princess Reinvents Herself by Leaving the Drawers at Home

Are you ready for a gratuitous gossip story? If not, read no further—go check out the politics section or something. Anyway, Britney Spears seems to be on a desperate path for reinvention. Shortly after giving birth to her second child, Spears decided to revitalize her struggling career by dropping her deadbeat, wanna-be rapper husband, getting some new boobs, and washing her hair. Part of her evolution, according to some sources, is to make herself over into a party-girl MILF.

Brit, desperate for a comeback, hooked up with Paris Hilton for lessons. Photographers caught the two all over Las Vegas and Los Angeles during the past couple of weeks—dancing, shopping, and hooking. Hilton gave Spears a few of her attention-getting maneuvers, most notably, apparently advising the former pop-star to leave her panties at home.

Spears was snapped with Hilton on Friday night leaving West Hollywood's Hyde nightclub in a white T-shirt and black mini-skirt (both very Hilton-esque) as well as a pair of Paris' trademark oversize sunglasses.

While maneuvering out of the cab in the black mini, Spears managed to flash her goods to the throng of paparazzi—and there was an awful lot to see.


This proves to all the haters Brit isn’t the mediocre mother we all thought she was—she's out there trying to make that dollar for her babies.




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DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

NOV 27, 2006 10:11 PM

Wow, 3-4 years ago, I probably would be craning my neck and looking at this from 543 different angles to see more. Now, I'm terrified.

You_Dont_Know_Me

You_Dont_Know_Me

Bossier City, LA
July 2004

NOV 27, 2006 10:15 PM

huh ... I thought these were fake ...

Deny

Deny

USA
August 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:19 PM

And I like had so much respect for her... Now she goes and does this... Hanging out with Paris Hilton... Like, how could she? whatever

Targeted

Targeted

Willsboro, NY
June 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:23 PM

It's a record! She kept her legs shut for more than 6 seconds! I believe in you Brittany, you can clean up your act. puke

turin

turin

Denver, CO
October 2003

NOV 27, 2006 10:23 PM

if she's not gonna be a skank, what the hell good is she?

xaly

xaly

Albuquerque, NM
July 2005

NOV 27, 2006 10:26 PM

How come no one hasn't said anything about her new perfume?

darf_nader

darf_nader

Kansas City, MO
March 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:26 PM

They are both probably faked. the "vag" area is cloned from the knee. it is obvious in the first photo as you can see that the lighting matches her right knee perfectly. If you're wondering wether or not it's difficult to do, it takes a total of about 45 seconds to open, clone the area, adjust lighting, and save.

And aside from all my conspiracy theories, I don't think Britney is that idiotic.

For instance, here's my version taken directly from the knee.

(I really don't have enough to do...)

robot bok
zoom image

DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

NOV 27, 2006 10:28 PM

darf_nader said:
They are both probably faked. the "vag" area is cloned from the knee. it is obvious in the first photo as you can see that the lighting matches her right knee perfectly. If you're wondering wether or not it's difficult to do, it takes a total of about 45 seconds to open, clone the area, adjust lighting, and save.

And aside from all my conspiracy theories, I don't think Britney is that idiotic.

For instance, here's my version taken directly from the knee.

(I really don't have enough to do...)

robot bok
zoom image



Oddly, I'm relieved.

darf_nader

darf_nader

Kansas City, MO
March 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:31 PM

Normally I would say that you should be. But, as I said, this took all of about 45 seconds. I suppose I could have take that time to look at more boobs... okay, okay. i should have taken that time to look at more boobs.

robot bok

Deny

Deny

USA
August 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:32 PM

darf_nader said:
And aside from all my conspiracy theories, I don't think Britney is that idiotic.



Yeah!! She married Kevin Federline didn't she?!! biggrin

darf_nader

darf_nader

Kansas City, MO
March 2006

NOV 27, 2006 10:40 PM

She's an enigma! She's wearing a Little Miss Sunshine t-shirt, leopard print, and flashing! By all reason this should create some sort of temporal paradox and destroy half of the planet! (another reason that leads me to believe this is more than likely a fake)

robot bok

Vanessa

Vanessa

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

NOV 27, 2006 11:16 PM

jrave

jrave

Italy
January 2004

NOV 27, 2006 11:21 PM

seems like she's hellbent on destroying her life one party at a time.

finally, a celebrity i can identify with!

Weston

Weston

La Mesa, CA
June 2005

NOV 27, 2006 11:46 PM



Lies! Nothing on the internet is fake!!! tongue

But yea, that photo actually made me say WTF the first time I saw it lol wink

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