Stephen Dorff has more to offer than just playing the “angry boyfriend” in Britney Spears’ videos. He also knows a thing or two about having someone killed, or at least that’s the assumption one could make listening to his threatening telephone message.

Dorff reportedly became agitated after learning his former girlfriend, model May Andersen, hooked-up with uber-gross Jackass crew-member Steve-O. In retaliation, Dorff made sure Anderson never ate in that town again; he threatened to kill anyone who took her out to lunch. Good thinking, dude.

Click here to watch the genius that is a Stephen Dorff voice message.


May and Stephen in 2003.