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Stephen Dorff has more to offer than just playing the “angry boyfriend” in Britney Spears’ videos. He also knows a thing or two about having someone killed, or at least that’s the assumption one could make listening to his threatening telephone message.

Dorff reportedly became agitated after learning his former girlfriend, model May Andersen, hooked-up with uber-gross Jackass crew-member Steve-O. In retaliation, Dorff made sure Anderson never ate in that town again; he threatened to kill anyone who took her out to lunch. Good thinking, dude.

Click here to watch the genius that is a Stephen Dorff voice message.


May and Stephen in 2003.

 

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TheInfamousMrV

TheInfamousMrV

Saint Paul, MN
November 2005

NOV 19, 2006 09:07 AM

She looks so worth the trouble...

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Vancouver, WA
August 2002

NOV 19, 2006 09:09 AM

ShaggyVixe said:
She looks so worth the trouble...



Perhaps, but think about this: somewhere, there's the most beautiful woman in the world... and a man who's sick of her shit.

Targeted

Targeted

Willsboro, NY
June 2006

NOV 19, 2006 09:10 AM

DIE YOU JACKASS! YOU TOOK MY EX OUT TO LUNCH! I could understand the whole jelous ex thing, if it was anyone other than Steve-O. How could you feel threatened by him? ARRR!!!

unravled

unravled

Vancouver, WA
August 2003

NOV 19, 2006 09:13 AM

MisterSatan said:

ShaggyVixe said:
She looks so worth the trouble...



Perhaps, but think about this: somewhere, there's the most beautiful woman in the world... and a man who's sick of her shit.



Guess who's sleeping on the couch?

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

Detroit, MI
May 2004

NOV 19, 2006 09:14 AM

unravled said:

MisterSatan said:

ShaggyVixe said:
She looks so worth the trouble...



Perhaps, but think about this: somewhere, there's the most beautiful woman in the world... and a man who's sick of her shit.



Guess who's sleeping on the couch?





I'd hit it.

Clio

Clio

SUICIDEGIRL

New York, USA

NOV 19, 2006 09:14 AM

Great taste in men whatever

Lucky17

Lucky17

Arlington, TX
May 2006

NOV 19, 2006 09:19 AM

How does being quazi famous automatically get you dates with super models? I mean Steve O I can understand, but Steven Dorf? Supermodels should just lower their standards and date me for christ sake.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

Detroit, MI
May 2004

NOV 19, 2006 09:33 AM

Lucky17 said:
How does being quazi famous automatically get you dates with super models? I mean Steve O I can understand, but Steven Dorf? Supermodels should just lower their standards and date me for christ sake.




I'd hit it.

witchhunter

witchhunter

Jackson, TN
February 2003

NOV 19, 2006 09:39 AM

The_SammyD said:
DIE YOU JACKASS! YOU TOOK MY EX OUT TO LUNCH! I could understand the whole jelous ex thing, if it was anyone other than Steve-O. How could you feel threatened by him? ARRR!!!




I imagine it wasn't because he felt threatened so much as disgusted..
puke

ReapTheFearer

ReapTheFearer

I'm lost
December 2005

NOV 19, 2006 09:55 AM

I loved Dorff on Golf.

Nothingful

Nothingful

San Diego, CA
October 2004

NOV 19, 2006 10:52 AM

Well, I hope something comes of this.

Millie

Millie

Green Bay, WI
October 2006

NOV 19, 2006 10:53 AM

That was hilarious. I mean I hate Steve-O as much as the next person, but that was funny!

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Hawaii National Park, HI
October 2005

NOV 19, 2006 10:55 AM

I just realized Steve-O has the exact same laugh as Dirty Sanchez. surreal

OctEgon

OctEgon

Tustin, CA
July 2005

NOV 19, 2006 10:56 AM

Steve-O's stock just went up $14.88 a share.

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

NOV 19, 2006 11:31 AM

If Steve Irwin "deserved what he got" for messing with a stingray as so many people have said, then Steve-o certainly deserves what he gets for fucking with Stephen Dorff.

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