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  • SATURDAY NOVEMBER 18 2006 10:00 AM

Porn Star Arrested for Murder

Police arrested former porn star Timothy J. Boham, accusing him of killing a wealthy Colorado business man. Boham attempted to escape by crossing into Mexico, but when border patrol agents intervened, his plan fell apart. The dumbass informed the officers he needed to get into Mexico to escape American authorities armed with a murder warrant. Genius.

The victim, John P. Kelso, 43, was found in his Congress Park home Monday morning by a housekeeper. Detectives think Kelso was killed sometime over the weekend.

"It appears at this time that the victim and the suspect were acquainted with each other," Denver police spokeswoman Virginia Quiñones said.


After police found the victim’s body, they obtained a warrant for Boham’s arrest as a first-degree murder fugitive.

Boham worked in the gay porn industry under the name “Marcus Allen.” He appeared in the blockbusters Little Big League, Ripe, and Never Been Touched (which I’m now dying to see.) He also worked as a model, but a shitty attitude hurt his career.

According various reports, Boham chased women and hated gays, despite being a gay porn star.

Boham told Lara Holland, who lived in an apartment a floor below Boham, that he "sanitized" his apartment by thoroughly scrubbing it because a gay man had lived there previously, she said.

"He hated (gays)," she said. "He hated their lifestyle."



The victim was rumored to be gay, which could become an issue at trial; prosecutors may take advantage of hate-crime statutes. Boham also faces a lifetime of irony; the gay-hating Boham may spend the rest of his days having his ass gingerly torn apart by fellow prisoners. Good luck with that.

 

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StarBelliedBoy

StarBelliedBoy

Philadelphia, PA
December 2003

NOV 18, 2006 05:17 PM

stluv1 said:
PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION ON THIS SIGHT BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITE TO BE MOCKED!

Hello If you are male and have ORGASMS with another dude WITH NO GIRL NEAR. Guess what????

YOU ARE GAY!!!

mad



Homosexuals will ruin this sight!


SINKING SHIP!!!!

DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

NOV 18, 2006 05:23 PM

stluv1 said:
PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION ON THIS SIGHT BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITE TO BE MOCKED!

Hello If you are male and have ORGASMS with another dude WITH NO GIRL NEAR. Guess what????

YOU ARE GAY!!!

mad



So what happens if he has sex with women, with no men nearby and climaxes will engaging in coitus? Does that make them straight?

Now, what if you do both?

OH!

>_>

Alyk

Alyk

Boston, MA
February 2005

NOV 18, 2006 05:33 PM

stluv1 said:
PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION ON THIS SIGHT BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITE TO BE MOCKED!

mad



SORRY BUT IM ON A ONE WOMAN MISSION TO SINGLE HANDEDLY DESTROY THIS SIGHT (SIC)



P.S. Your assertion is incorrect.

mamet

mamet

Charleston, SC
March 2005

NOV 18, 2006 05:38 PM

stluv1 said:
PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION ON THIS SIGHT BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITE TO BE MOCKED!

Hello If you are male and have ORGASMS with another dude WITH NO GIRL NEAR. Guess what????

YOU ARE GAY!!!

mad



What the hell? confused

dingoes8

dingoes8

Milwaukee, WI
March 2004

NOV 18, 2006 05:41 PM

stluv1 said:
PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION ON THIS SIGHT BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITE TO BE MOCKED!

Hello If you are male and have ORGASMS with another dude WITH NO GIRL NEAR. Guess what????

YOU ARE GAY!!!

mad



You're lucky the dude is in jail. He would fucking kill your ass for that.

otaku

otaku

I'm lost
January 2004

NOV 18, 2006 05:43 PM

stluv1 said:
PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION ON THIS SIGHT BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITE TO BE MOCKED!

Hello If you are male and have ORGASMS with another dude WITH NO GIRL NEAR. Guess what????

YOU ARE GAY!!!

mad



And you know this how? biggrin

Andvari

Andvari

Calgary, AB
April 2005

NOV 18, 2006 07:25 PM

Alyk said:
P.S. Your assertion is incorrect.



Heehee, you said ass.

undershaker

undershaker

Milwaukee, WI
November 2004

NOV 18, 2006 08:31 PM

KAZ TADANO IS A STRONGER MAN THAN YOU.

MessyJessy

MessyJessy

Fort Myers, FL
August 2005

NOV 18, 2006 08:50 PM

stluv1 said:
PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION ON THIS SIGHT BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITE TO BE MOCKED!

Hello If you are male and have ORGASMS with another dude WITH NO GIRL NEAR. Guess what????

YOU ARE GAY!!!

mad



Please stop all the misinformation on this sight!!!!! Before you become a poster to be mocked...If you make wild assertions about one's sexuality without knowing anything about it...guess what???? You are an asshat!!! ooo aaa

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

Chico, CA
December 2005

NOV 18, 2006 09:11 PM

bi_babe said:
They bring their wives and girlfriends with them to watch and give them tips on how to preform, and then go fondle them afterwards so they don't feel so gay.


Wow, for a second I thought you said they bring their wives and children with them. That would be weird.

DieWhiteGirls

DieWhiteGirls

Madison, WI
July 2005

NOV 18, 2006 09:31 PM

BernardShakey said:

bi_babe said:
They bring their wives and girlfriends with them to watch and give them tips on how to preform, and then go fondle them afterwards so they don't feel so gay.


Wow, for a second I thought you said they bring their wives and children with them. That would be weird.



I thought it said that too. o_0

Heracleitus

Heracleitus

Arlington, VA
May 2005

NOV 18, 2006 11:56 PM

DieWhiteGirls said:

BernardShakey said:

bi_babe said:
They bring their wives and girlfriends with them to watch and give them tips on how to preform, and then go fondle them afterwards so they don't feel so gay.


Wow, for a second I thought you said they bring their wives and children with them. That would be weird.



I thought it said that too. o_0



I would think bringing one's wife AND one's girlfriend to the same place by itself would be a bad idea.

Zeriah

Zeriah

Stevensville, MI
August 2006

NOV 20, 2006 02:17 AM

MessyJessy said:

stluv1 said:
PLEASE STOP THE MISINFORMATION ON THIS SIGHT BEFORE IT BECOMES A SITE TO BE MOCKED!

Hello If you are male and have ORGASMS with another dude WITH NO GIRL NEAR. Guess what????

YOU ARE GAY!!!

mad



Please stop all the misinformation on this sight!!!!! Before you become a poster to be mocked...If you make wild assertions about one's sexuality without knowing anything about it...guess what???? You are an asshat!!! ooo aaa



+1 and giggles at asshat

DhD_No_Pants

DhD_No_Pants

Katy, TX
May 2006

NOV 20, 2006 07:25 AM

Heracleitus said:

DieWhiteGirls said:

BernardShakey said:

bi_babe said:
They bring their wives and girlfriends with them to watch and give them tips on how to preform, and then go fondle them afterwards so they don't feel so gay.


Wow, for a second I thought you said they bring their wives and children with them. That would be weird.



I thought it said that too. o_0



I would think bringing one's wife AND one's girlfriend to the same place by itself would be a bad idea.



Or it could lead to crazy sexual hijinks. wink

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