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Tina Fey Calls Paris Hilton a "Piece of Shit"

Submitted by SteveIsaacs

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Tags: Tina Fey, Paris Hilton



Further cementing her place in popular culture as a complete and total bad ass, actress/writer Tina Fey (30 Rock, Saturday Night Live) opened fire on celebutard and former SNL guest host Paris Hilton on Howard Stern's radio show this morning. Here are some of the transcribed tidbits courtesy of the always entertaining Cityrag:

She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!

Tina caught Paris's "giant man hands" and said they were "as long as her forearm".

Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".

She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" ..."she's fat".

Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you").

She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)


"The hair of a Fraggle."

May you live to be one thousand years old, Ms Tina Fey.

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brett54

brett54

Australia
November 2004

NOV 17, 2006 03:46 AM

Come on, Paris can't shit - you have to eat to shit.

brett54

brett54

Australia
November 2004

NOV 17, 2006 03:48 AM

topaz said:
Hottest Tina Fey pic ever:



yes, she does .....

SPOILERS! (Click to view)
have Bust

KMFCM

KMFCM

Peekskill, NY
September 2002

NOV 17, 2006 04:00 AM


mmmmmmmmm Tina

and Maya

and Amy Pohler for that matter

mmmwah

Avalon13Chase

Avalon13Chase

Baltimore, MD
June 2006

NOV 17, 2006 06:32 AM

Tina Fey = cooler that I'll ever be.

legman

legman

Portland, OR
February 2006

NOV 17, 2006 06:35 AM

Tina rocks!!!!!!!!

PointBlank

PointBlank

New York, NY
November 2004

NOV 17, 2006 06:38 AM

Isn't going after Paris Hilton a little old? No wonder SNL was so edgy when she was a head writer!

geo35

geo35

Minneapolis, MN
January 2003

NOV 17, 2006 06:44 AM

Avalonchase said: "Tina Fey = Cooler than I'll ever be."

Yep, me too.

Even if there was no Paris Hilton for her to bash, I would love Ms. Fey all to death.

AluminumOvercast

AluminumOvercast

Pittsburgh, PA
May 2006

NOV 17, 2006 07:45 AM

I love Tina Fey. Marry me, Lemon.

topaz

topaz

Greensboro, NC
January 2004

NOV 17, 2006 07:50 AM

Bashing Paris NEVER gets old.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

NOV 17, 2006 08:16 AM

I can't believe the head writer for SNL during one of it's arguably most unfunny stretches has achieved such hero status. She is hot, and I guess she was ok on Weekend Update sometimes, so maybe I'm just being cranky.

FridgeMagnet

FridgeMagnet

Chicago, IL
November 2004

NOV 17, 2006 08:17 AM

PointBlank said:
Isn't going after Paris Hilton a little old? No wonder SNL was so edgy when she was a head writer!



I didn't see this comment before I wrote mine.

pmonkeyEsquire

pmonkeyEsquire

I'm lost
May 2004

NOV 17, 2006 08:18 AM

Paris is useless and I love fey, but this makes her seem kind of sadity. Ya know?

Roethke

Roethke

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

NOV 17, 2006 10:04 AM

Fey didn't point out something everyone's been quiet about. It isn't as though she pointed out the nonexistence of WMDs before we invaded Iraq. She's just shooting at one of the biggest targets in sight.

lilcupcake

lilcupcake

Kitchener, ON
June 2006

NOV 17, 2006 12:05 PM

Its still funny!

craftygrrl

craftygrrl

Bellingham, WA
July 2006

NOV 17, 2006 08:48 PM

Haha, right on! Ohhh I remember that issue of BUST with Tina on the cover... I held on to that forever...

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