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THURSDAY NOVEMBER 16 2006 7:00 PM

Tina Fey Calls Paris Hilton a "Piece of Shit"

Submitted by SteveIsaacs

Further cementing her place in popular culture as a complete and total bad ass, actress/writer Tina Fey (30 Rock, Saturday Night Live) opened fire on celebutard and former SNL guest host Paris Hilton on Howard Stern's radio show this morning. Here are some of the transcribed tidbits courtesy of the always entertaining Cityrag:

She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!

Tina caught Paris's "giant man hands" and said they were "as long as her forearm".

Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".

She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" ..."she's fat".

Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you").

She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)

"The hair of a Fraggle."

May you live to be one thousand years old, Ms Tina Fey.

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Comments

ZeoZaki

Fayetteville, NC

October 2003

NOV 16, 2006 09:13 PM

publicity STUNT

Mythicus

Lawnside, NJ

May 2004

NOV 16, 2006 09:16 PM

*swoon*

Mandolyn

I'm lost

January 2006

NOV 16, 2006 09:20 PM

What an insult to the Fraggles!

AndrewB

Victoria, BC

August 2003

NOV 16, 2006 09:20 PM

ZeoZaki said:
publicity STUNT

And a good one at that!

Tina Fey is awesome in every way.

CountVertigo

Ann Arbor, MI

June 2005

NOV 16, 2006 09:23 PM

God Bless You, Tina Fey.

Just who on Earth actually finds Paris Hilton appealing? Since when did all our young men want to fuck retards?

Tallboy66

Chicago, IL

January 2005

NOV 16, 2006 09:27 PM

Tina should be an honarary girls with glasses SG member.

PatrickY

Vancouver, WA

December 2003

NOV 16, 2006 09:40 PM

elusivedragonfly said:
ah, finally someone has said it out loud.

Er, finally?

People have been dogging, slamming, and outright insulting Paris Hilton since about 5 minutes after she first appeared.

What Tina Fey said is great and all, but it's hardly exploring a new frontier.