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Tina Fey Calls Paris Hilton a "Piece of Shit"

Submitted by SteveIsaacs

Edited by SteveIsaacs

Tags: Tina Fey, Paris Hilton



Further cementing her place in popular culture as a complete and total bad ass, actress/writer Tina Fey (30 Rock, Saturday Night Live) opened fire on celebutard and former SNL guest host Paris Hilton on Howard Stern's radio show this morning. Here are some of the transcribed tidbits courtesy of the always entertaining Cityrag:

She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!

Tina caught Paris's "giant man hands" and said they were "as long as her forearm".

Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".

She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" ..."she's fat".

Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you").

She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)


"The hair of a Fraggle."

May you live to be one thousand years old, Ms Tina Fey.

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TheG

TheG

Somerville, MA
February 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:43 PM

She's fucking wonderful! I wonder when she's going to propose to me...

lorazepam

lorazepam

League City, TX
July 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:46 PM

i didn't know it was possible to love tina fey more than i already do. i now know it is. love

669jones

669jones

Chicago, IL
June 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:49 PM

Yes, Tina RockS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

punk

punk

Phoenix, AZ
January 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:56 PM

Jesus loves you, Tina Fey - and so do I.

Phoenixgirl

Phoenixgirl

I'm lost
May 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:00 PM

Gotta love that hottie...Tina Fey!! biggrin

Skywisdom

Skywisdom

Portland, OR
December 2005

NOV 16, 2006 08:02 PM

Ah, as if I didn't want her bad enough as it is!
Tina Fey is amazing.

bdaviet

bdaviet

Englewood, CO
September 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:07 PM

squerk said:
It is amazing that Paris seems to be the only one who doesn't realize that her fame is largely based on people making fun of how stupid she is. How can she not know? I mean really...



Oh she knows...thats the irony she's a great actress when it comes to playing stupid.

Tina Fey needs to do a SG pic set or playboy or something...always had it for her.



ilovemaynard

ilovemaynard

Export, PA
October 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:07 PM

haha she's my idol smile

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

NOV 16, 2006 08:11 PM

The_Bastard said:

"is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)


And all hot. God damn.




Also, what the hell was Tina Fey doing on Stern's show? Is 30Rock not doing well?

AnandaRose

AnandaRose

Winston Salem, NC
November 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:22 PM

Tina will always be kick ass in my book just for her inclusion of a character in a wheelchair in Mean Girls, but even more so now. Thank you Tina! smile

BurningKrome

BurningKrome

San Jose, CA
April 2005

NOV 16, 2006 08:34 PM

Lisa_Why said:
I thought I loved Tina Fey after seeing Mean Girls.

That was nothing compared to what I feel now.

*bows down to "The Fey"*


...bows down ON the Fey...

PRockGirlScout

PRockGirlScout

Portland, OR
October 2005

NOV 16, 2006 08:40 PM

The_Bastard said:

The_Bastard said:

"is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)


And all hot. God damn.




Also, what the hell was Tina Fey doing on Stern's show? Is 30Rock not doing well?



I was totally lusting over her gorgeous pregnant body in Prairie Home Companion. I couldn't help it. blush

PS Paris Hilton was on SNL? I must have missed it. Also, Tina Fey has always been my hero.

gavbass

gavbass

West Jordan, UT
July 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:43 PM

Tina Fey=my new hero!! love

nata

nata

Regina, SK
February 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:46 PM

hahaha biggrin biggrin biggrin

interfacelift

interfacelift

Santa Barbara, CA
August 2006

NOV 16, 2006 08:57 PM

God damn, I forgot how cute she is.

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