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  • THURSDAY NOVEMBER 16 2006 7:00 PM

Tina Fey Calls Paris Hilton a "Piece of Shit"



Further cementing her place in popular culture as a complete and total bad ass, actress/writer Tina Fey (30 Rock, Saturday Night Live) opened fire on celebutard and former SNL guest host Paris Hilton on Howard Stern's radio show this morning. Here are some of the transcribed tidbits courtesy of the always entertaining Cityrag:

She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!

Tina caught Paris's "giant man hands" and said they were "as long as her forearm".

Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity".

She asked them to write a skit so she could play Jessica Simpson "because I hate her" ..."she's fat".

Paris was so uninterested in anyone else the staff had a bet to see if she would ask anyone something personal (like "how are you").

She did at one point ask someone "is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)


"The hair of a Fraggle."

May you live to be one thousand years old, Ms Tina Fey.

 

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Sebast

Sebast

Quebec, QC
August 2003

NOV 16, 2006 07:03 PM

Amen, She rock !

squerk

squerk

Seattle, WA
December 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:11 PM

It is amazing that Paris seems to be the only one who doesn't realize that her fame is largely based on people making fun of how stupid she is. How can she not know? I mean really...

Lisa_Why

Lisa_Why

Vancouver, BC
December 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:12 PM

I thought I loved Tina Fey after seeing Mean Girls.

That was nothing compared to what I feel now.

*bows down to "The Fey"*

Lisa_Why

Lisa_Why

Vancouver, BC
December 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:13 PM

*double post because I'm an idiot*

Enke

Enke

Sainte-foy, QC
August 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:13 PM

Marry me, Tina.

_biblia_

_biblia_

Tuvalu
March 2005

NOV 16, 2006 07:14 PM

as i drove to work this morning, i actually said "i love you" to tina fey on my radio.

elusivedragonfly

elusivedragonfly

Los Angeles, CA
October 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:15 PM

ah, finally someone has said it out loud.

Fidelius

Fidelius

Clifton, NJ
August 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:25 PM

I love you Tina.

starguitar

starguitar

Cote Saint-luc, QC
August 2004

NOV 16, 2006 07:29 PM

I. Love. Tina. Fey.

Nomi

Nomi

USA
June 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:32 PM

I didn't think it was possible to love TIna more. love

Bastardo

Bastardo

Boston, MA
January 2005

NOV 16, 2006 07:35 PM


"is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)


And all hot. God damn.

Havilah

Havilah

Phoenix, AZ
April 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:40 PM

I love Tina Fey even more after hearing this.
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Tornateaux

Tornateaux

Fort Campbell, KY
August 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:41 PM

About damn time someone tells it like it is in regards to oxygen thief Paris Hilton. Rock on, Tina Fey. Rock on! biggrin

Cote

Cote

I'm lost
October 2006

NOV 16, 2006 07:41 PM

Tina, Tina, Tina... If only I could be her for a day.

leavemehere

leavemehere

San Diego, CA
December 2002

NOV 16, 2006 07:43 PM

The_Bastard said:

"is Maya Rudolph Italian?" (she's half Black, half Jewish)


And all hot. God damn.



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