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  • TUESDAY NOVEMBER 14 2006 10:00 AM

Kevin Screws Britney One Last Time

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Alyk

Tags: Kevin Federline, Britney Spears, Sex Tape"

The Britney Spears/Kevin Federline divorce descended into absurdity. According to a leaked copy of the prenuptial agreement signed by Federline, the “rapper” will only receive $300,661 in spousal support from Spears’ $100 million fortune. Furthermore, he must give back any gift valued over $10,000, which means no more Ferrari and diamond-encrusted necklaces.

An early draft of the pre-nup puts a cap on spousal support at £18,947 per year of marriage. This was later amended to £157,894, though legal jargon effectively means he gets this for every TWO years of marriage. Each is banned from writing books or giving interviews about their relationship without the other's prior consent.


Federline apparently found a crafty attorney, because according to reports, he found some leverage in the divorce proceedings. He threatened to sell a honeymoon sex vid starring his estranged wife. Buyers are champing at the bit to purchase the rights to the video; published reports claimed there is a $50 million offer on the table.

The home-made video is believed to show the naked couple enjoying an uninhibited range of love-making and sexual games. It was made during the first weeks of their relationship two years ago when they were holed up in one of the exclusive bungalows at the Beverly Hills Hotel in Los Angeles.

The source close to Federline said: "At the time the two of them were in the honeymoon stages of the relationship and couldn't keep their hands off each other.

"They did nothing all day but have sex—and play the odd game of chess.

"They were insatiable and they believed they would be together forever.

"Britney didn't think twice about making the video at the time. She mistakenly believed that their love would last.

"They adored filming each other. They lived their lives in front of the cameras—even making a short-lived reality TV show of their exploits.

"Sex was no different to them, it seems. Now this video could prove very costly to her.

"Millions of people will be prepared to pay to watch.
"Kevin has told Britney she should comply with his demands otherwise the whole world will see her having sex, which will be devastating."

He added: "At the moment Kev is in talks with a company in Arizona about putting the four-hour sex vid online. If it all goes to plan he'll make £26million from it."


Spears planned major comeback (she even took a shower and brushed her hair), so we can assume her advisers seethe at the mention of a sex tape. I will gladly shell out thirty bucks to see Brit getting dirty. And play chess.

Tit-tays.

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SRBuell

SRBuell

Rancho Cordova, CA
May 2004

NOV 14, 2006 12:44 PM

Since when does "chess" mean this:

Gringo

Gringo

Spokane, WA
May 2006

NOV 14, 2006 01:09 PM

AdrianJames said:
Sorry to dissapoint, but that's not her.

That's a fakey fake.


Oh crap.....I kinda thought that looked a little too much like my sister. I have some phone calls to make. :|

Ryoukansan

Ryoukansan

Picton, ON
September 2005

NOV 14, 2006 01:45 PM

Supply and Demand

I for one would love to live out my 16 year old fantasy and jerk off to britney naked.

She shouldnt have done this at all if she was worried about it ever getting out.

mydogfarted

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ
June 2003

NOV 14, 2006 02:04 PM

Apparently K-Fed is smart than he looks. He's been playing her since day one and now is showing his true scumbaggedness (like that new word I invented?)

camalot

camalot

Canada
April 2006

NOV 14, 2006 02:20 PM

Weather that's her in the vid or not, that's the worst BJ I've ever seen. The dick is supposed to stay IN the mouth sweetie. And stop trying to pull it off, yer makin me dizzy.

artmovesproduct

artmovesproduct

Denver, CO
August 2006

NOV 14, 2006 02:34 PM

I bet even a sex tape between those two wastes of gravity would be as boring and useless as their "music".

ckdexterhaven

ckdexterhaven

USA
December 2005

NOV 14, 2006 02:47 PM

hmm, after the mention of a sex tape, all I heard was "banana banana banana."

Miss_Halo

Miss_Halo

HOPEFUL

Australia

NOV 14, 2006 02:50 PM

Eeeeeeew watching those 2 walking s.t.d.s go at it will ruin my sex life forever. puke

Not2Bright

Not2Bright

Sumter, SC
July 2006

NOV 14, 2006 02:58 PM

There will be no tape. Britney won't allow that to happen to our relationship. mad

MrCrisp

MrCrisp

I'm lost
August 2004

NOV 14, 2006 03:10 PM

could he possibly be the biggest douchebag EVAR?

NotJason

NotJason

Orono, ME
October 2004

NOV 14, 2006 03:20 PM

SirPsychoSexy said:

not_jason said:
How the christ does Britney know how to play chess? You sure they weren't just playing checkers with chess pieces? I've done that before.

Personally I find this whole threat rather disgusting and lame. They're both terrible people, but still, doesn't she have a kid now?



She has two kids.



I pride myself in knowing as little celebrity trivia as possible.

Squrl4

Squrl4

Montreal, QC
August 2006

NOV 14, 2006 03:25 PM

hahahaha...........this is some of the funniest shit ever.who really gives a shit about these idiots except for 12 year old girls.K-Fed.....who the fuck is that!i've already forgotten!and i haven't thought of Britney since i was 16.what a waste!!!!!


AceT

AceT

Portland, OR
April 2004

NOV 14, 2006 03:30 PM

People keep linking to that same News of the World story as if it was a reliable source, and The Daily Mirror isn't any better.

When I see this in an actual periodical worth more than bird cage fodder I'll give it some creedence.

Markus001

Markus001

United Kingdom
November 2004

NOV 14, 2006 03:33 PM

Not2Bright said:
There will be no tape. Britney won't allow that to happen to our relationship. mad



Are you K-Fed?
eeek

Rush

Rush

Brooklyn, NY
June 2005

NOV 14, 2006 03:39 PM

beaky said:

razumikhin said:
I can already see how this video will go:
2 minutes of them having sex followed by 3 hours and 28 minutes of them staring blankly at a chessboard (occasionally with some witty banter such as "I like the horsies", "yeah, I think the horsies are pretty dope, too, baby"). then, they decide to get rid of some of the pieces and play checkers instead...




then, they spend 30 minutes trying to figure out how to play checkers before the tape cuts out.



yeah with those two I would remove the "witty"


I think he did... :-P

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