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  • SUNDAY NOVEMBER 5 2006 3:00 PM

The Scarlett Letter: Mystery Sex Tape Stirs Controversy

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Alyk

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Sex Tape, Scenes From a Car

A good old-fashioned rumor circulated throughout the internet world for the past few weeks. A website called scenesfromacar.com offered for sale an audio tape a sex act performed by someone they refer to as “a regular in Us Weekly, high seven figure salary per film.“ The description of the scene got bloggers everywhere guessing which star could have uttered such brilliant dialog as, “Yeah, cum.”

It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that (the actresses) mic was still on … she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice … There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens … She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead, here is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth … THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”.


Lucky listeners guessed Lindsay Lohan must be the smoky-voiced star. After the Lohan rumor made the rounds, scenesfromacar.com wanted to make it clear Lohan was not the broad on the tape. They issued a clue for those playing along.

Well, that almost makes it too easy for us. It doesn’t exactly take a Nathaniel Hawthorne expert to figure this one out.

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Merry

Merry

Saint John, NB
December 2002

NOV 06, 2006 06:13 AM

A is for Ashlee...

DeceptiviewFilm

DeceptiviewFilm

Parlin, NJ
February 2004

NOV 06, 2006 07:03 AM

rev23dev said:

Sick said:

Mocha said:
???? am i really that out of the pop culture loop? a scarlet A is NOT a legit clue, is it?



I guess it is if there's an actress named Scarlett that guys fantasize about.



that makes sense i guess. but could be demi moore. she was in the scarlett letter which was written by hawthorne. i must be retarded cause i don't get it frown



Umm...I think they mean Scarlett Johanson??? I know I havent gone through all 4 pages of this but i thought its obvious....

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

NOV 06, 2006 08:20 AM

toothpickmoe said:

PRockGirlScout said:

Sick said:

What guy is going to take almost thirteen minutes to cum if Scarlett Johanssen is giving him a blowjob? I mean, really. It's just not plausible.


Some guys qumb in seconds, some in minutes, some in 15 minutes.



I just qumbed.



Is it wrong that the first thing I thought of when I saw that creative spelling was...



-TM

TawnyKay

TawnyKay

Sacramento, CA
August 2006

NOV 12, 2006 11:02 PM

Ok... from the hints, the first thingI thought was Ashlee Simpson. Someone in Us weekly alot that isn't Lohan would be Ashlee.
The scarlett letter reference could be Scarlett Johansen. Or Demi Moore however isn't ashton Demi's *husband* rather than boyfriend?? That would rule her out as our knob bobbing adulteress. Possibly Angelina, but after her shenanigans with BillyBob we really wouldn't be terribly shocked would we??
Hmmm.....who could it be???
And who really cares?? biggrin

Zeriah

Zeriah

Stevensville, MI
August 2006

NOV 12, 2006 11:15 PM

Hasn't Angelina been in a foreign country for the past few weeks? I'm not entirely sure since I am not a devote follower of the sexy scandelous broads of Hollywood, but I don't think it could be her and Scarlett isn't a likely candidate either, the girl is still getting her breath back from wearing all those tight and sexy corsets, Ashlee Simpson isn't a likely candidate either because I distinctly remember a stupid interview with her on MTV 2 for some reason or another and she has a very dainty voice, so my guess is either it's a mystery to be solved at a later time or it's a hoax

JessykaAddams

JessykaAddams

Australia
April 2006

NOV 13, 2006 11:11 PM

OMFG!!

A CELEBRITY had SEX!!

IN A CAR!!

Seriously,who would be sad enough to pay for this?

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