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  • SUNDAY NOVEMBER 5 2006 3:00 PM

The Scarlett Letter: Mystery Sex Tape Stirs Controversy

Submitted by Alyk

Edited by Alyk

Tags: Lindsay Lohan, Sex Tape, Scenes From a Car

A good old-fashioned rumor circulated throughout the internet world for the past few weeks. A website called scenesfromacar.com offered for sale an audio tape a sex act performed by someone they refer to as “a regular in Us Weekly, high seven figure salary per film.“ The description of the scene got bloggers everywhere guessing which star could have uttered such brilliant dialog as, “Yeah, cum.”

It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that (the actresses) mic was still on … she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice … There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens … She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead, here is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth … THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”.


Lucky listeners guessed Lindsay Lohan must be the smoky-voiced star. After the Lohan rumor made the rounds, scenesfromacar.com wanted to make it clear Lohan was not the broad on the tape. They issued a clue for those playing along.

Well, that almost makes it too easy for us. It doesn’t exactly take a Nathaniel Hawthorne expert to figure this one out.

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Mocha

Mocha

New Orleans, LA
April 2006

NOV 05, 2006 04:32 PM

Sick said:

Mocha said:
???? am i really that out of the pop culture loop? a scarlet A is NOT a legit clue, is it?



I guess it is if there's an actress named Scarlett that guys fantasize about.


Edit: My apologies; I'm sure women probably fantasize about her, too.



never would have thought of her. that's how out of the loop i am. i was about to start doing some sort of crossword.

sick

sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

NOV 05, 2006 04:39 PM

Melrose said:
its probably a scam.



Most likely. The following seems suspicious to me.

Demand will dictate how we proceed, because my friend and I will most certainly be fired and/or worse when/if the who, when and where is released.



If our guesses are correct, and they're talking about who we think they are, they would have to be idiots to not realize there would be huge demand for the tape. If it actually exists, they would have released it as soon as they could set up the website and billing.

But, we can dream our lecherous dreams.

AndrewB

AndrewB

Victoria, BC
August 2003

NOV 05, 2006 04:45 PM

Am I missing something or does that website not mention the word "Scarlett" at all? It is only in the title of the news story here on SG.

Ryoukansan

Ryoukansan

Picton, ON
September 2005

NOV 05, 2006 04:46 PM

I'm not following this thread really.. but this would be sexy as hell.. could it be scarlett johanson... I cant spell her name

_DictionaryGirl_

_DictionaryGirl_

NEWSWIRE

San Diego, CA

NOV 05, 2006 04:48 PM

AndrewB said:
Am I missing something or does that website not mention the word "Scarlett" at all? It is only in the title of the news story here on SG.



Have you read the book The Scarlet Letter? Because that's what's implied by what the did post:

sick

sick

Minneapolis, MN
June 2003

NOV 05, 2006 04:53 PM

Skism said:
I'm not following this thread really.. but this would be sexy as hell.. could it be scarlett johanson... I cant spell her name



That would probably be the best guess. I'm skeptical, however, for a number of reasons. One is posted above.

Another is

THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard...



What guy is going to take almost thirteen minutes to cum if Scarlett Johanssen is giving him a blowjob? I mean, really. It's just not plausible.

Ryoukansan

Ryoukansan

Picton, ON
September 2005

NOV 05, 2006 04:57 PM

Larissa Laskin perhaps.. she's hot.. that would turn me on to hear her doing her thing

Ryoukansan

Ryoukansan

Picton, ON
September 2005

NOV 05, 2006 04:59 PM

Sick said:

Skism said:
I'm not following this thread really.. but this would be sexy as hell.. could it be scarlett johanson... I cant spell her name



That would probably be the best guess. I'm skeptical, however, for a number of reasons. One is posted above.

Another is

THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard...



What guy is going to take almost thirteen minutes to cum if Scarlett Johanssen is giving him a blowjob? I mean, really. It's just not plausible.



yeah you've got a goood point there.. she's.. yeah.. wow.. I'd be off fast.. I'm not ashamed to admit it.. I'd be off fast

AndrewB

AndrewB

Victoria, BC
August 2003

NOV 05, 2006 05:01 PM

_DictionaryGirl_ said:

AndrewB said:
Am I missing something or does that website not mention the word "Scarlett" at all? It is only in the title of the news story here on SG.



Have you read the book The Scarlet Letter? Because that's what's implied by what the did post:



Nope didn't read that.

CocoabutteR

CocoabutteR

Brooklyn, NY
March 2006

NOV 05, 2006 05:10 PM

hmmm.....

Vathek

vathek

Los Angeles, CA
January 2005

NOV 05, 2006 05:19 PM

Ted HAggArd?

PaulNikon

PaulNikon

Melbourne, FL
February 2003

NOV 05, 2006 05:27 PM

Where can I find the video?

mysweetisrael

mysweetisrael

Pensacola, FL
November 2005

NOV 05, 2006 06:04 PM

Sick said:
What guy is going to take almost thirteen minutes to cum if Scarlett Johanssen is giving him a blowjob? I mean, really. It's just not plausible.



Maybe he wasn't expecting it. Maybe he was so awed by the fact that she was going down on him that he couldn't get it up at first. Maybe he knew they were being recorded so that freaked him out, too. Maybe he was holding back as long as he could because it may be a once in a lifetime deal. Maybe he's not super turned on by blowjobs. Maybe she's not that good at it. There are any number of possibilities.

camalot

camalot

Canada
April 2006

NOV 05, 2006 06:54 PM

What fucking good is a rumor if no one knows who the rumor is about?????

Worst rumor EVER.

ThisIsWhoWeAre

ThisIsWhoWeAre

Oakland, CA
July 2004

NOV 05, 2006 07:03 PM

camalot said:
What fucking good is a rumor if no one knows who the rumor is about?????

Worst rumor EVER.



Non-troversy.

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